Being faithful

[ericlee]

It doesn't suck at all. At marriage, that is. I've never cheated when I was single and seeing/living with someone at the current moment either. Even though it has crossed my mind a bit but, I've got self control over that.

You see these guys that are "happily" married getting all the strange imaginable and go home to the wife and kids putting on a charade, almost like living a double life. For one, I'm too lazy these days to live a single life.

No lies here, the mrs has been gone for almost two weeks and I'm feeling mighty, erm.. My couch looks good atm, but, I've got no urge to even go out and fuck around. I don't feel bothered about it at all.

I've had some of the hardest times in this relationship ever imaginable but after those have cleared, strange to say but, I think it's made it stronger. We've acquired more of an understanding for each other and understand what makes us tick.

I think that one thing a cheating married man should keep in mind is how would he feel if some other dude's filthy ass dick was inside of his wife when she says she loves him and he's believing it.

When I was single and seeing nobody, I was a slut. I'm not missing it, really. This marriage shit ain't so bad.

[Kid Presentable]

My couch looks good atm,

I'll bet it does. With an inflated water-wing under the cushion, you can stay in and fuck around.

[Adam]

Grats on keeping ya vows true!

I've had an erection for about a fortnight that hasn't gone away. Need to put it inside something soon! I wonder what that is all about? I normally can keep a pretty good check on what that things does...

[trailerprincess]

Grats on keeping ya vows true!

I've had an erection for about a fortnight that hasn't gone away. Need to put it inside something soon! I wonder what that is all about? I normally can keep a pretty good check on what that things does...


Your posts make me laugh. Keep it up (perhaps in both the literal and figurative sense, based on above post) (y)

[Matt]

Grats on keeping ya vows true!

I've had an erection for about a fortnight that hasn't gone away. Need to put it inside something soon! I wonder what that is all about? I normally can keep a pretty good check on what that things does...

You need a doctor. The commercial for the boner pills said so.

[ericlee]

I'll bet it does. With an inflated water-wing under the cushion, you can stay in and fuck around.

I've no idear of what a waterwing is but, I'll try a spicy wing from domino's.

That'll set a 5 star alarm on the ding ding.

And make a mess on this cheap ass ikea junk.

[Adam]

You need a doctor. The commercial for the boner pills said so.

There is pills to stop you getting a boner? The human race is doomed.

Its cus I ain't had sex in a long time and making love to myself doesn't appeal really. And I've been having lots of first dates recently courtesy of a dating website. Its all a pretty sad existence I'm living out right now.

I say dates, more informal meetings. I hate the word date. Just meeting the person I've been emailing in the flesh really.

& thanks trailerp.

[Kid Presentable]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_wings

Lube it up though. Or not. Be safe.

[ericlee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_wings

Lube it up though. Or not. Be safe.

..Always stay afloat. (y)

[ms.peachy]

You see these guys that are "happily" married getting all the strange imaginable and go home to the wife and kids putting on a charade, almost like living a double life. For one, I'm too lazy these days to live a single life.


LOL, this is one reason why I never question mr.p's fidelity. I know his inherent tendency towards sloth.

To be honest, he has every opportunity in the world to cheat. He's travelled all over the world for business, he could be doing anything for all I know. He's leaving for China on Monday and will be there for over a month on his own, heaven only knows how many chances he'll have there to get his leg over with some local bar girl. But it's not something I spend any time worrying about, because I just don't see it happening.

[Kid Presentable]

It's probably more likely to be a ladyboy. Statistically speaking.

[DandyFop]

Grrrr I really wanted to see this dude tonight and now he can't and I spent the whole day expecting to get some action tonight and fuck it wouldn't matter so much if I hadn't been thinking it would happen all day and DAMMIT guhhhhhh

[ms.peachy]

It's probably more likely to be a ladyboy. Statistically speaking.

No, not in Shanghai. Bangkok yes. In Shanghai totally more likely to be a girl from the country looking for a Western "husband" to set her up in a 'birdcage'.

[russhie]

If I ended up in a relationship right now I'd be easily tempted. I'm just not in the right headspace...there's no one around that deserves to have that kind of hold on my time/emotions.

[Kid Presentable]

No, not in Shanghai. Bangkok yes. In Shanghai totally more likely to be a girl from the country looking for a Western "husband" to set her up in a 'birdcage'.

The statistics don't learn geography. Statistics is hard enough.

[trailerprincess]

We do this thing at work once a month in our team called Cultural Thursday. We stop working at 4pm and go to a meeting room and then have international food and drink, representative of the background of people from our team (we have Russian, nigerian, kiwi, Aussies, french, canadians, scots, South Africans, Brasilians, Kenyans, Indians, Bangladeshis, Tanzanians etc) Anyway, last month it was Spain V China and in the quiz, it turned out that in most hotel rooms, you can order a lady of the night on room service. Me being the naive girl said that you can play billiards in most chinese hotels. :o

[Waus]

I never understood why people with beautiful loving wives cheated.

Now I know it's just because they never got any.

I'd never cheat though, that's breaking a solemn vow for me - couldn't do it.

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont think i could cheat on someone (in this case)

i already feel pretty bad when i accidently hoover down some spider

also never wanted to have sex with a guy that i dont love, ew! (girl maybe)

[ms.peachy]

I never understood why people with beautiful loving wives cheated.

Now I know it's just because they never got any.



Of course, that's why. Don't forget, too, that their wives "just don't understand them".

[Adam]

Don't understand I just want to sit playing video games, smoking pot and drinking whisky all day :mad:

[ericlee]

LOL, this is one reason why I never question mr.p's fidelity. I know his inherent tendency towards sloth.

To be honest, he has every opportunity in the world to cheat. He's travelled all over the world for business, he could be doing anything for all I know. He's leaving for China on Monday and will be there for over a month on his own, heaven only knows how many chances he'll have there to get his leg over with some local bar girl. But it's not something I spend any time worrying about, because I just don't see it happening.

I've worked my ass off for a little while, only taking pseudo vacations. I'm saving up to go there during summer. Taking the whole little lee family, daughter, moms, wife, bro..

I love the fact that I've got the best tour guide ever. Get where I want to get an hour faster than a bus..

It's a fun place to visit but just like NY....

[Lex Diamonds]

At the end of the day humans are just animals with urges. No matter how much you love someone, if they don't love you back then why shouldn't they get with someone else? It's selfish to expect otherwise.

A ring don't mean a thing.

[ms.peachy]

At the end of the day humans are just animals with urges. No matter how much you love someone, if they don't love you back then why shouldn't they get with someone else? It's selfish to expect otherwise.

A ring don't mean a thing.

I'm not sure I understand what you're saying, P. Surely if you don't love someone, you shouldn't make a public commitment to them in the first place? How is it 'selfish' to expect the person you love to be faithful, if they have declared that that is what they intend to do?

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm saying it is naive to expect someone to stay faithful beyond love. Marriage is heralded as some amazing spiritual bond and commitment, but when it comes down to it it's just a legal thing and if it's not working out, why not forsake it? Marriage should never be a barrier to happiness.

[Adam]

Gibbon apes, wolves, termites, coyotes, barn owls, beavers, bald eagles, golden eagles, condors, swans, brolga cranes, French angel fish, sandhill cranes, pigeons, prions (a seabird), red-tailed hawks, anglerfish, ospreys, prairie voles (a rodent), and black vultures...

these all have one mate for life. So if padster is right, then maybe we should take a lead. But padster is young. When I was a teenager I don't think I fully believed in love either.

What is mature if thinking about having an affair is to try work out with your current partner why - most of the human race is intelligent enough to think what their actions might do. Not just follow urges. Even more so when kids are involved.

I've never cheated but have been cheated on - it does hurt even when not fully in love. And after the cheat, there is at least two parties feeling bad. Controlling such urges would of limited that. Even if eventually acted upon, its better to be dumped first than cheated on imho.

[ms.peachy]

I'm saying it is naive to expect someone to stay faithful beyond love. Marriage is heralded as some amazing spiritual bond and commitment, but when it comes down to it it's just a legal thing and if it's not working out, why not forsake it? Marriage should never be a barrier to happiness.

I don't disagree, certainly there are lots of marriages in which one or both parties come to a point where they realise that they no longer want to be in that relationship. But I do believe that a person is still obliged to treat their spouse with enough respect to be honest and say so. Cheating is allowing the other person to believe you are still honoring your commitment, and that I believe is unacceptable. Cheating and then saying "well I wasn't happy" is not OK. Saying "I'm not happy and I don't want to be with you anymore" is difficult, but it is the only choice with any integrity.

I personally know of a couple who are no longer 'in love', but who are staying together until their children are grown (they are in high school now), for financial and practical reasons. They both see other people, outside the home. This may not be fidelity, but it's not cheating, if you see what I mean?

[Lex Diamonds]

Gibbon apes, wolves, termites, coyotes, barn owls, beavers, bald eagles, golden eagles, condors, swans, brolga cranes, French angel fish, sandhill cranes, pigeons, prions (a seabird), red-tailed hawks, anglerfish, ospreys, prairie voles (a rodent), and black vultures...

these all have one mate for life. So if padster is right, then maybe we should take a lead. But padster is young. When I was a teenager I don't think I fully believed in love either.

What is mature if thinking about having an affair is to try work out with your current partner why - most of the human race is intelligent enough to think what their actions might do. Not just follow urges. Even more so when kids are involved.

I've never cheated but have been cheated on - it does hurt even when not fully in love. And after the cheat, there is at least two parties feeling bad. Controlling such urges would of limited that. Even if eventually acted upon, its better to be dumped first than cheated on imho.Yeah, well I've experienced it both ways, with varying degrees of harshness. I do believe in love, I don't see how you've surmised that from my post.

I don't think anything positive comes from trying to work these things out. If somebody wants to leave then- no matter how much you drag it out and intensify the pain- they will.

EDIT
Peachy I agree with your point of view, for the most part. I'm not saying cheating is OK, I'm saying that it's part of life and will happen to most people. Especially when people are being forced to stay in a dead relationship.

[Kid Presentable]

Marriage is heralded as some amazing spiritual bond and commitment

Is it?

[Adam]

Is it?

outside of vegas - yes

[Kid Presentable]

Beck is in a sacred union, right?

The wedding is something nice to do, sharing your love in front of people who care about you both. And getting the pisshead relatives together outside of a funeral.

Aside from the wedding it's knowing that someone has your back and wants you to have theirs. I find the cynicism attached to marriage a little tiring; life's too short not to have a crack at happiness, surely? I don't think we're invincible, and the shit takes work (sometimes I want to throw her out of the car - and I'm sure she's felt the same about me), but work we do. If we fail, so be it. :)

[ms.peachy]

Especially when people are being forced to stay in a dead relationship.

Define "being forced", if you would. I am curious as to how, other than though threats of physical violence, a person is 'forced' to stay in a relationship.

[Lex Diamonds]

I mean being emotionally blackmailed, often with the age-old qualifier that it's "for the sake of the marriage".

And cheating works both ways. If someone is unhappy because they suspect their partner's cheating, why shouldn't they break it off and find someone else?

I'm by no means anti-marriage, I'm just saying all the "in sickness and in health til death do us part" shit tends to be taken a little too literally.

[Waus]

I'm by no means anti-marriage, I'm just saying all the "in sickness and in health til death do us part" shit tends to be taken a little too literally.

I guess the way I see it is that it's easy to drop someone who's sick, who gets some chronic disease that makes life inconvenient for you. That's a part of the commitment, to say that you'll love and take care of this person no matter what lies ahead.

Marriage today is starting to take on a different set of vows that go unspoken, "so long as you make me happy and we don't have to deal with eachother's shit." The end goal of marriage is sort of viewed as happiness, and that's not always how it is.

[beastieangel01]

I guess the way I see it is that it's easy to drop someone who's sick, who gets some chronic disease that makes life inconvenient for you. That's a part of the commitment, to say that you'll love and take care of this person no matter what lies ahead.



this made my heart melt a little.

well said.

[Fern]

I am faithful to cheating on every woman that I have ever been with. It is an unfortunate compulsion that I have yet to get a handle on.

[ms.peachy]

I'm by no means anti-marriage, I'm just saying all the "in sickness and in health til death do us part" shit tends to be taken a little too literally.

Honestly, if you feel that way, you should never get married.

The source of my greatest comfort in life is that knowing whatever horrible shit might go down, mr.p and I are in it together.

When his dad died suddenly and unexpectedly and his mom needed to depend on him quite a lot at first, shit was tough and stressful.

When my mom had cancer and I had to leave him for months to go help her, it sucked.

When she got cancer again and I had to go again, that sucked more.

When she died and I had to assume custody of my nephew, that was a rough few months too.

When our two week old daughter ended up in the hospital because she couldn't feed properly, that was a nightmare.

I could go on and on. The point is, taking that sickness and health til death to us part seriously? That. Is. Marriage. The good, the bad and the ugly. I'm not saying you stay in it, if it is really intolerable to do so. But I am saying, if you're not prepared for the fact that life is going to fling a whole lot of unpleasant shit at you and your partner and it ain't always going to be about being "happy', sometimes it's just going to be about getting through the moment - then don't do it. Just don't.

[Adam]

Or go onto Jeremy Kyle to sort out ya problems. Especially if you need DNA results!

[DIGI]

Never cheated. Never could. I wouldn't be able to live with myself. I guess I'm just naturally wired to not be "that guy."

[ericlee]

if you're a cheating guy, how could you earn anyone's trust? Along with cheating, there's a shitton of lies and deception involved.

To the person you've vowed to stay with. What's to say a cheater isn't lying to his friends? They've really got no respect from me, for one. I've worked many jobs and such where honesty and trust are strongly needed, having an untrue person with us could seriously fuck things up.

And for Christ's sakes, don't do anything for the sake of marriage, gtfo! Give it time though, let some bad shit happen, if you two really really think you weren't meant for each other after it then scoot. If you think you can handle each other's shit, then stay.

[Lex Diamonds]

Honestly, if you feel that way, you should never get married.

The source of my greatest comfort in life is that knowing whatever horrible shit might go down, mr.p and I are in it together.

When his dad died suddenly and unexpectedly and his mom needed to depend on him quite a lot at first, shit was tough and stressful.

When my mom had cancer and I had to leave him for months to go help her, it sucked.

When she got cancer again and I had to go again, that sucked more.

When she died and I had to assume custody of my nephew, that was a rough few months too.

When our two week old daughter ended up in the hospital because she couldn't feed properly, that was a nightmare.

I could go on and on. The point is, taking that sickness and health til death to us part seriously? That. Is. Marriage. The good, the bad and the ugly. I'm not saying you stay in it, if it is really intolerable to do so. But I am saying, if you're not prepared for the fact that life is going to fling a whole lot of unpleasant shit at you and your partner and it ain't always going to be about being "happy', sometimes it's just going to be about getting through the moment - then don't do it. Just don't.
No, that's not marriage, that's love. Love makes you feel that way and do those things, and it doesn't always last forever. Marriage is a cultural tradition which serves as a symbol for love but which some people use to manipulate each other. It should have no bearing on whether you will care for and help somebody close to you.

[Myu-to]

But that's why you're suppose to marry the person that you love. I'm not naive, I know people get married for reasons other than love, and that will definitely make harder for someone to be faithful. I got married for love, and I have been faithful for 22 years.

[Lyman Zerga]

paddy is way too much of a realist for his age, make him stop!

[ericlee]

Paddy is like me trying to teach about love and marriage when I was his age.

Seriously paddy, stfu.

Go get the shoeshine kit. make it snappy!

[ToucanSpam]

It doesn't suck at all. At marriage, that is. I've never cheated when I was single and seeing/living with someone at the current moment either. Even though it has crossed my mind a bit but, I've got self control over that.

You see these guys that are "happily" married getting all the strange imaginable and go home to the wife and kids putting on a charade, almost like living a double life. For one, I'm too lazy these days to live a single life.

No lies here, the mrs has been gone for almost two weeks and I'm feeling mighty, erm.. My couch looks good atm, but, I've got no urge to even go out and fuck around. I don't feel bothered about it at all.

I've had some of the hardest times in this relationship ever imaginable but after those have cleared, strange to say but, I think it's made it stronger. We've acquired more of an understanding for each other and understand what makes us tick.

I think that one thing a cheating married man should keep in mind is how would he feel if some other dude's filthy ass dick was inside of his wife when she says she loves him and he's believing it.

When I was single and seeing nobody, I was a slut. I'm not missing it, really. This marriage shit ain't so bad.

Great post. It gives me some hope, reading about people's attitudes towards faithfulness. I've been burned a couple times in the last few years. I have been pretty jaded but I've been fortunate enough to have someone change my perception in recent months and I gotta say, getting through those harsh times does make the relationship stronger.

I like knowing someone has by back and there's someone I can rely on. It makes me feel almost invincible.:)

[Lyman Zerga]

Paddy is like me trying to teach about love and marriage when I was his age.

Seriously paddy, stfu.

Go get the shoeshine kit. make it snappy!

god, i hope he wont become you when he is about 60 years older

[ms.peachy]

No, that's not marriage, that's love. Love makes you feel that way and do those things, and it doesn't always last forever. Marriage is a cultural tradition which serves as a symbol for love but which some people use to manipulate each other. It should have no bearing on whether you will care for and help somebody close to you.

With all respect Padster, I really think there's an awful lot you don't know about this subject. And that's OK, you know? You're at a place in your life where it's not especially relevant to you. But I really think you might want to refrain from making statements like "marriage is xyz". To be honest, it's kind of offensive to those of us who value our vows.

[ericlee]

god, i hope he wont become you when he is about 60 years older

hey you, you can stfu too.

Or I'll assign you as his spit for his shine, hambaccconaa.

[Lex Diamonds]

My age isn't relevant to this topic. It's pretty frustrating that whenever you people disagree with me you have to bring age into it. Especially when that person is ericlee, who has the hair and mental age of a toddler.

I have said before and I will say again that I have nothing against marriage. I'm merely advocating the view that marriage can be exploited and it's purpose distorted. Many of you (who it seems are married) take offence to this, I'm guessing because you have had your own mariage-related tribulations, and that's OK, but that doesn't change the fact that marriage itself is irrelevant to love and the caring for your partner. Conversely, marriage is also irrelevant if you stop caring about your partner.

[ms.peachy]

My age isn't relevant to this topic. It's pretty frustrating that whenever you people disagree with me you have to bring age into it.

I don't know that I've ever specifically disagreed with you before, much less brought your age into question. To be honest it wasn't your age per se that I had in mind when I wrote that - what I said was "place in your life", and I think what I said could be true of someone at any age. I would agree with you that love and caring aren't the exclusive province of marriage, but saying 'oh it's just a legal arrangement' is like saying a university degree is just a piece of paper. It can be, if you treat it that way, but in my experience even people who have been through more than one marriage view it as an awful lot more. After, there would not be such bitter divorces, if there was not an awful lot of emotional investment to begin with.

[Kid Presentable]

I have said before and I will say again that I have nothing against marriage. I'm merely advocating the view that marriage can be exploited and it's purpose distorted. Many of you (who it seems are married) take offence to this, I'm guessing because you have had your own mariage-related tribulations, and that's OK, but that doesn't change the fact that marriage itself is irrelevant to love and the caring for your partner. Conversely, marriage is also irrelevant if you stop caring about your partner.

Couldn't take offence to it if I tried. In fact, based on what you're saying I'm offended that you could suggest your words are offending me because I'm married. Also,yours is a pretty specious argument; I'm married and in love, and I know that one can exist without the other. It's not like it's some secret you've discovered.

Even if you were married, you can't be presumptuous enough to assume everybody's experience is the same as your own. I think it's not age, it's just like peachy is saying. You're not at that place, and that's cool. I know I'm not offended, because it doesn't really seem like you're saying much of anything on this topic.

[Lex Diamonds]

I clearly wasn't talking to you, so I don't get why you came with such direct replies to my statements.

I don't really see what I have said that isn't perfectly reasonable. All I'm doing is expressing disdain towards certain people's dependence and eggs-in-one-basketery towards marriage. Obviously I understand the pros of marriage and you don't need to reasssure me that you're all happy because to be honest I don't give a shit. Like I said I'm merely advocating a view, I still intend to get married and I'm sure when I do my balls will be in as much of a vice as you people's.

[Kid Presentable]

It's not about the pros of marriage, though. It has meaning unique to each couple, and you'll see that one day. I'm sure the divorces have pretty unique meanings, too.

[Knuckles]

Padster, you need to start calling someone a needle dick up in this thread or something because this shit is boooooooring.

[Lyman Zerga]

i would dump sex for love anytime

paddy is just some nasty whore who thinks with his 16 year old dickhead (n)(n)(n):mad:(n)

[Lex Diamonds]

LOL, who is my 16 year old dickhead?

[ericlee]

My age isn't relevant to this topic. It's pretty frustrating that whenever you people disagree with me you have to bring age into it. Especially when that person is ericlee, who has the hair and mental age of a toddler.

I have said before and I will say again that I have nothing against marriage. I'm merely advocating the view that marriage can be exploited and it's purpose distorted. Many of you (who it seems are married) take offence to this, I'm guessing because you have had your own mariage-related tribulations, and that's OK, but that doesn't change the fact that marriage itself is irrelevant to love and the caring for your partner. Conversely, marriage is also irrelevant if you stop caring about your partner.

You see, you're always biting my bait. Gobble gobble, mofo.

Yep, we've got here a 6" carp with a 2" fishdick

[Lyman Zerga]

LOL, who is my 16 year old dickhead?

more like 'where is it'

[ToucanSpam]

You see, you're always biting my bait. Gobble gobble, mofo.

Yep, we've got here a 6" carp with a 2" fishdick

But ericlee, fishes don't have penises!


That carp is dickless.

[ericlee]

Padster, you need to start calling someone a needle dick up in this thread or something because this shit is boooooooring.

He'd be a hypocrite then.

[Lex Diamonds]

Congratulations on turning a valid debate into a childish attempt to make me look stupid (which has backfired pretty horribly). Nice to know we can always rely on ericlee to be a brash dullard.

Toucan gets extra props for living up to his position as Board Lapdog with such aplomb. (y)

[ericlee]

congrats on yet biting another piece of my bait.

See, I don't give a fuck what you think there paddy. I'm allowed to do anything I want to everything I've done has paid off.

And now there's some little rat punk talking shit to me over the internet, trying to tell me how it is. Man, for real, as I've said, your balls haven't even dropped yet.

I really didn't even read any of your posts. Age is very relevant in this topic, as well as experience.

You're just a puppy going around sniffing asses and humping legs. Also, quit trying to talk to me as if you've got a set of balls.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's ironic how you keep on calling your posts "bait" when they're about as clever and insightful as a box of maggots.

[Lyman Zerga]

paddy is back!

[Lex Diamonds]

AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

[ericlee]

maggots are good bait.. for carp.

You seem to bite at every cast I throw.

I'm doing good. Got enough to eat for a week already.

[Lex Diamonds]

It would be acceptable if you had any decent grasp of metaphor- or English in general- but this flogging of the "bait" dead horse (a joke which I seem to remember somebody else coming up with a few weeks ago) is embarassing.

[ToucanSpam]

He obviously does have a strong grasp of what a metaphor is. Poor, poor Paddy. He gets all riled up for nothing.

[na§tee]

hey kids

i discovered WORDLE, which is pretty awesome, and i am super bored, so i decided to make a lovely wordle out of this here argument. look at what it produced! (http://www.wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/523788/BBMB_Beef_Part_1) (based on frequency of words btw)

lol at ericlee just got balls

[Lex Diamonds]

He obviously does have a strong grasp of what a metaphor is. Poor, poor Paddy. He gets all riled up for nothing.
Did you read my last comment to you? Go back and have a look.

I hope it's not too late for you to edit or boy will you look like a prick!

[Adam]

Ubuntu seems to dislike wordle. I had a quick play to fix it when you tweeted it but then stopped but saved the link and now I will have another look but first I need food. And my left leg is numb.

[Adam]

sorted wordle - nice (y)

[ericlee]

It would be acceptable if you had any decent grasp of metaphor- or English in general- but this flogging of the "bait" dead horse (a joke which I seem to remember somebody else coming up with a few weeks ago) is embarassing.

How can this be a dead horse when you gobble everything I throw at you. It's like you really want me to believe you're some tuff gangsta or something.

This baiting isn't embarrasing at all to me. It's entertaining watching you getting ready to cry.

[Lyman Zerga]

Did you read my last comment to you? Go back and have a look.

I hope it's not too late for you to edit or boy will you look like a prick!

lol

[Lex Diamonds]

How can this be a dead horse when you gobble everything I throw at you. It's like you really want me to believe you're some tuff gangsta or something.

This baiting isn't embarrasing at all to me. It's entertaining watching you getting ready to cry.
It's pretty embarasssing that your idea of "baiting" is bumbling about like a fatter Bruce Willis without the charm. I can actually imagine you tapping away at your keyboard and laughing out loud to yourself about how much you've "baited" some "carp" thousands of miles away who has a life and functioning genitals.

And what's with all the "baiting" anyway? You want me to bite something? That sounds like some gay ass shit hombre.

[Lex Diamonds]

So eric just pussied out of this one huh? Taken out of your own thread, ouch that's got to hurt.

[-T-]

this is the internet...... Oooohhhhhh

[Lex Diamonds]

Read the sig buttmunch.

[mikizee]

Buttmunch? What is this, the Wonder Years?

[ericlee]

Pusssief out eh?

Paddy, you confused little child. The only real question is, would you go about running your mouth like you do now to me in reality?

Seriously, wouldja?


Come and have a visit to NY again and do so. I'll be sure to post our glorious adventures in the fam album.


You honestly believe I'm nothing more than the Internet. You are definitiy one ignorant fuck. And just like a stupid little wigger, you easily underestimate your enemy.

[ToucanSpam]

So, how about that whole being faithful thing? As much as I want to see eric and lil' Paddy do battle, I think this topic can be salvaged!

[Adam]

So, how about that whole being faithful thing? As much as I want to see eric and lil' Paddy do battle, I think this topic can be salvaged!

Ok, back on topic.

You know what I miss? Having sex with the same partner. You don't get that not having a long term gf. There is something nicer about being with someone that you know, knows you. Being totally comfortable with some1 is much better than being with someMany.

[ericlee]

She's gonna faithfully kick my ass.

She gave me her flight info on the messenger and when I went to get a pen to write it down, I accidentally closed the chat window.


I was thinking she's at laguardia as usual so I went there. Turns out she's at jfk. Oh man.

Happy valentine's day!!

[ericlee]

haha. That worked out just fine.

My taxi pulled in right behind hers at our apartment.

She's sleeping like a baby right now. That 12 hour jetlag is horrid.

[mikizee]

She's gonna faithfully kick my ass.

She gave me her flight info on the messenger and when I went to get a pen to write it down, I accidentally closed the chat window.


I was thinking she's at laguardia as usual so I went there. Turns out she's at jfk. Oh man.

Happy valentine's day!!

Sounds like a seinfeld episode

[-T-]

Sounds like a seinfeld episode

this is true.

[ericlee]

Sounds like a seinfeld episode

Oh man. Nothing but crackles here because you've nailed it.

/cheesy awesome bassline

[Lex Diamonds]

Pusssief out eh?

Paddy, you confused little child. The only real question is, would you go about running your mouth like you do now to me in reality?

Seriously, wouldja?


Come and have a visit to NY again and do so. I'll be sure to post our glorious adventures in the fam album.


You honestly believe I'm nothing more than the Internet. You are definitiy one ignorant fuck. And just like a stupid little wigger, you easily underestimate your enemy.
Yeah I would "run my mouth" to you. What am I supposed to be scared of some pathetic little middle aged dude who takes pictures of himself all the time because nobody else wants to? LOL fuck you. I would LOVE to see you start a fight with a 6 foot twenty year old.

Why try and make it physical anyway? You know that's just an admission that you can't see me on an intellectual level.

[ToucanSpam]

Padster: Intellectual Giant of the New Millenium

PLUS HIS PENIS IS HUGE AND HE IS GANGSTA CUZ HE SAYS SO

[-T-]

Padster: Intellectual Giant of the New Millenium

PLUS HIS PENIS IS HUGE AND HE IS GANGSTA CUZ HE SAYS SO

He is pretty much a super human. He is also 20 and 6ft tall so he can obviously kick anybody older and shorters ass. Especially with his gangster ghetto street fighting skills and youth strength I'm sure he has.

[Adam]

I heard his body was personally chiseled from stone by God.

[ToucanSpam]

All the internet will tremble beneath him.

[Adam]

All the internet will tremble beneath him.

They already do. I mean, being the top scorer for Chelsea and AC Milan at the same time while being the top C++ programmer he has the sporting and technical peers wanting just to be within 20 miles of him.

[-T-]

I heard his body was personally chiseled from stone by God.

I'm preety sure Padster>God...

[ericlee]

Yeah I would "run my mouth" to you. What am I supposed to be scared of some pathetic little middle aged dude who takes pictures of himself all the time because nobody else wants to? LOL fuck you. I would LOVE to see you start a fight with a 6 foot twenty year old.

Why try and make it physical anyway? You know that's just an admission that you can't see me on an intellectual level.

Quit trying to pussy out and bring the ole' intellectual- physical thing into play.

Plain and simple. I'm a real guy here tying on the internet. My outlook and seriously, you gonna go and say some offensive shit to someones face, are they going to bust out a keyboard and offer an extensive word battle to you?

Use your height and age as a crutch. I've seen your type become nothing but a pair of boots, an m16 and a kevlar on top with lines of people crying over them.

So arrogant and ignorant. First to start acting up without thinking and nothing's left of them. I handle shitheads like you on a daily basis when I sign my john hancock for 8 hours a day.

All the things you think you are, I am. I get paid for this shit. I love it. People hire me because of my resume. They like my work and I'm not stupid about it either. I'll jump country to do all the shit you think you are. If there's just cause in it.

It's also a little creepy on how you talk about me taking pics of myself. I have, pretty much everyone has but, it's been a good little while since I've done so. So now, I think you're sitting there fantasizing about me. You gonna ask me how big my dick is too?

[ericlee]

fuck's sakes. Go run along already, kid. Go spit on some boots and shine em up real good.

The lady is back. I got things to do. It's also obvious that you'll nibble on everything tossed at you.

..like clapping with one hand!

What is it?

[ToucanSpam]

</Padster's ego>

[Lex Diamonds]

Let's stop all this petty arguing now, eric has a mail order bride to attend to.

[Yetra Flam]

wait, could somebody tell me how this all started?

[Lex Diamonds]

Advert in the back of a porn mag.

[Yetra Flam]

why are you being a dick paddy?

is what i wanted to ask

[Lex Diamonds]

Cuz it's entertaining. What a stupid question.

[Yetra Flam]

i'm all for being mean for fun, trust me.

but seriously, i don't see why you would choose this person?

[Dorothy Wood]

clearly, padster hates love and is trying to destroy the universe. NBD.

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't "choose" anyone. I hate everybody equally, including you.

[Yetra Flam]

thats impossible

[Lex Diamonds]

Search your feelings, you know it be true.

[Lyman Zerga]

*wet cooch*

[ericlee]

paddy's so gangsta.

Please tell me how it's done.

Do you get to kill people when you're as gangsta as you? Man, that would be so awesome.

[funk63]

What is this some kind of fag mongomy shit?

[Lex Diamonds]

paddy's so gangsta.

Please tell me how it's done.

Do you get to kill people when you're as gangsta as you? Man, that would be so awesome.
Nah, killing people isn't awesome. You do it for yourself, you're weak. You do it for others, you're a puppet.

[ericlee]

Nah, killing people isn't awesome. You do it for yourself, you're weak. You do it for others, you're a puppet.


There's nothing wrong with handeling a few people that could take out innocent people for really no reason.

I don't do it for myself. I like helping people who don't have equipment or will to do so.


See, all my posts are from experience and knowledge. Yours are misguided assumptions.

Way to go, wigger.

[Lex Diamonds]

There's nothing wrong with handeling a few people that could take out innocent people for really no reason.
"Could"? The whole US Army fucking could, and does.

When you can't even spell "handling" do you really believe that's your decision to make?

Being a Nazi doesn't make you a badass.

[-T-]

What does make one a badass?

[Lex Diamonds]

An air of nonchalance and a taste for righteous vigilante justice.

[-T-]

Batman

[ericlee]

"Could"? The whole US Army fucking could, and does.

When you can't even spell "handling" do you really believe that's your decision to make?

Being a Nazi doesn't make you a badass.

The contracts are under the US Army. Again, false assumption.

That was an iphone typo. It happens.

For real, all you're doing is showing me your ignorance. I don't know why you want to keep on proving nothing to me.

[Lyman Zerga]

Being a Nazi doesn't make you a badass.

you take that back! :(

[Adam]

The amount of tension in the thread, I'm pretty sure Paddy and Eric want each other. It'd be sweet violent love all night.

[Lex Diamonds]

For real, all you're doing is showing me your ignorance. I don't know why you want to keep on proving nothing to me.
Ironic.

[mikizee]

Jesus, this is still going on?

[JesusChrist]

Yes it is. Why bring me into this

[ericlee]

Paddy will never shut his cock holster.

It's just plain and simple. Way to go and bring up one of the most unoriginal comments involving the mrs. You've proved that you're a racist, lord knows what you wrote for the edit.

It kind of made me curious when this "call out" thread was made so, I got in his head so I could find out what he's made of. There were some good people on that list.

He's just a kid. Really no other way to put it. He also thinks he's Dracula and won't age I suppose.

It's pointless to keep on trying to talk to someone who's so ignorant. They'll basically read the newspaper to someone who's been there.

[Lyman Zerga]

Paddy will never shut his cock holster.

It's just plain and simple. Way to go and bring up one of the most unoriginal comments involving the mrs. You've proved that you're a racist, lord knows what you wrote for the edit.

It kind of made me curious when this "call out" thread was made so, I got in his head so I could find out what he's made of. There were some good people on that list.

He's just a kid. Really no other way to put it. He also thinks he's Dracula and won't age I suppose.

It's pointless to keep on trying to talk to someone who's so ignorant. They'll basically read the newspaper to someone who's been there.

haha youre jealousy is great! you know i remember when you wanted me to be your internet girlfriend till you would find a girl in real, haha!

but i would never make fun of that cause that would be kinda rude, oh wait i just did! and thats what a mentally ill loser like you deserves

yet you also liked paddy when you thought you could get some of his respect but he probably got a bit nicer to you so it would hurt twice as hard when he started with the insults again and now you got all bitter and try to own him only cause you were too stupid to realize what was going on

and do us all a favor and stay away for real this time

[Myu-to]

Let's stop all this petty arguing now, eric has a mail order bride to attend to.

Cost of using the university's computer: $0
Cost of using the university's internet: $0
Proudly displaying that you are an ignorant, racist, wannabe online? Priceless.

[ericlee]

Stfu, handjobikka.

[Lyman Zerga]

dont know how many times you told me to and how many times i didnt listen

wish i could fear you but i just dont :(

[Adam]

WORST.THREAD.EVER.

[Lyman Zerga]

wish it was