wehn you're super drunk

[Dorothy Wood]

and just on, I mean, killing it, making people fucking love you left and right. your brain just accesses this part that doesn't reveal itself in normal conversation, but you're just articulate and interesting and people think you're awesome because they're probably drunk also. that rules. but then you think everything and anything is possible, and you get a ride home and you realize you're just drunk and alone and posting on the internet. that's not as cool.


wwwwwsssssasted.

[mikizee]

I got super drunk last night. A very good friend of mine who used to be the biggest stoner and actually cool got with an 18 yr old chick (hes 30) and started going out with her, and shes allergic to weed so he quit, but now hes anti pot, in a big way. He's completely lost his sense of humour and is now like a grumpy 50 yr old father. Its like hes done a complete 180 on all his views and become one of the people he used to mock.

So he came over last night and when we were gettin drunk I just spilled my guts about how I think shes a succubus. I then told him he reminds me of a band that is really awesome and release a really good album, cos they're all on drugs, but then they quit drugs and their next album always invariably sucks ass.

I said 'you're that fucking band, man'

And he didnt like it and left. So yeah fun night

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah lowered standards rock

[fucktopgirl]

LAst time i'v been super drunk i was riding my bike and really, i am happy to still be alive... I could have been run by a van, but i was lucky everything went fine.

I never, ever want to be that super drunk again in my life. Just having a nice buzz if plenty for me nowadays.

[Funky Pepp]

And this is what happens, when kids take drugs: :D
WATCH IT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs&eurl=http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/0,1518,606021,00.html&feature=player_embedded)

[Fern]

and just on, I mean, killing it, making people fucking love you left and right. your brain just accesses this part that doesn't reveal itself in normal conversation, but you're just articulate and interesting and people think you're awesome because they're probably drunk also. that rules. but then you think everything and anything is possible, and you get a ride home and you realize you're just drunk and alone and posting on the internet. that's not as cool.


wwwwwsssssasted.


hahahahahahahaah thats awesome

[Yetra Flam]

i made an awesome drunken joke about looking for an abortion clinic on citysearch and leaving a review. i thought it was awesome at the time. it clearly wasn't.

[DandyFop]

Ooooog hungover.

Last night I was telling people this joke I came up with that I find hilarious:

Did you know that Blink 182 is getting back together?

Yeah their first performance is going to be at Burning Man.


LOLOLOLOL GET IT??

[jennyb]

hahahah I get it!

[Dorothy Wood]

Ooooog hungover.

Last night I was telling people this joke I came up with that I find hilarious:

Did you know that Blink 182 is getting back together?

Yeah their first performance is going to be at Burning Man.


LOLOLOLOL GET IT??



ha, I think it's hilarious that you are bringing up both burning man and blink 182 in the same joke. that's not an insult, it is funny, but made extra so because they are two lame things.

(I don't know if burning man is actually lame though, I just know that it makes me laugh to imagine it. lol...hippies)

[cubsfirstplace]

And this is what happens, when kids take drugs: :D
WATCH IT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs&eurl=http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/0,1518,606021,00.html&feature=player_embedded)

lols i think the dentist actually gave that kid lsd

[mikizee]

and here is david after dentist all grown up (http://www.break.com/index/david-after-dentist-all-grown-up.html)