I'm convinced I have bed bugs

[Adam]

thanks to the interweb!

Damn it.

I probably haven't. I just have an unexplained rash on my arm but that is most ludicrous but possible suggestion I could find.

Did you know they don't actually live in your mattress? They live around the frame. And that you are most likely to of get them off public transport from dirty smelly travelers.

And that males pregnant the females by stabbing sperm into the body. Not bothering using her genitals. Its basically take that and choke on my cum biatch!

[checkyourprez]

those things suck balls.

my bro was playing on a pdl team (semi pro soccer in the states) two summers ago. needless to say the team wasnt the most well funded and they were not staying in the hyatt ever. we think we got them in our house from one of his many road trips and subsequent shithole accomidations.

but at the time because i was working in landscaping and thought that my "rash" had just been like a poison ivy, because i had got it the year before cutting the same spots.

turns out it was these shit eating bed bugs. now the bed in my room sounds like i cant sleep a night without pissing myself because me ma put on some sort of plastic covering thats supposed to keep them out. but i got used to it. we threw out the other mattress that really had the fuckers in it.

not a cool experience whatsoever.

[Yetra Flam]

i had a bunch of bites all over my body, and i showed my friends, (both of which had a bed bug problem - apparently its a problem in new york?) and they convinced me OMG YOU HAVE BED BUGS YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL YOUR CLOTHES IN GARBAGE BAGS AND DISINFECT YOUR ROOM WITH ALCOHOL AND BLEACH AND CALL IN THE EXTERMINATOR THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD.

i didn't have bed bugs, it was mosquito bites. i did clean my room up pretty well and it smelled like wintergreen alcohol for a month after that.