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Caribou
02-11-2009, 06:37 PM
Hurray for Vodka! wieeeeh.

Just been watching Zack&Miri (again!) with my best (female) friend and discussing that I would totally do Seth Rogen. Hurray for hairy and curly porkchops.
It's ok, I'm a porkchop too.
Oh, and now i'm eating chocolate with raisins and dunking it in coffee, and texting my best (male) friend because I totally want to do him and was reminded of it by the movie. I want to make a porno with my best friend, because he's a hottie! huhuhuh.
*pass out*
kaiser soze
02-11-2009, 06:40 PM
please post when you puke too!

thanks!

(y)
Caribou
02-11-2009, 06:50 PM
Me neither, but we're both shy types. Next time he sleeps over I'll attack him and 'shag the bollocks of him'.
Oh yeah, did I mention he's a virgin. I recently found out. wow.
LongDuckDong
02-11-2009, 06:56 PM
Midnight! Man, you must be crazy! It's only 3:23!

Everbody have a blast, and I'll see ya' later.

Take care!(!)
Caribou
02-11-2009, 07:13 PM
Thanks for the advice mum. :D

Oh, LDD, I'm in dutchland, it's now 0:40
I think that means bedtime, because I've got some early-morning lectures to be bored by...
funk63
02-11-2009, 09:57 PM
I think this is a good idea.
funk63
02-11-2009, 09:57 PM
No offense, but I think this is a bad idea.
cubsfirstplace
02-11-2009, 10:16 PM
this is how AIDS was started (!)
Caribou
02-12-2009, 08:28 AM
this is how AIDS was started (!)

The dude isn't a monkey. I don't fancy monkeys.
Apes on the other hand...
Adam
02-12-2009, 08:36 AM
Plus it was eating monkeys. Not shagging their bollocks off.

Well I assume it was eating monkeys? Did people fuck monkeys way back then?
Pres Zount
02-12-2009, 08:55 AM
I thought AIDS made the jump from pigs to humans in the 30s. I could be horribly wrong.

My Ancient History lecturer at university told me that he was pretty sure Alexander the Great died of AIDS, I told him that I was pretty sure it was unfortunately more recent a virus than that. He was devastated, and had planned to write a book. Of course, this was just a whim, so he probably wasn't that devastated.
Adam
02-12-2009, 09:20 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_AIDS

According to the 'Hunter Theory', the "simplest and most plausible explanation for the cross-species transmission",[4] the virus was transmitted from a chimpanzee to a human when a bushmeat hunter was bitten or cut while hunting or butchering an animal. The resulting exposure of the hunter to blood or other bodily fluids of the chimpanzee could have resulted in infection