how do you explain to someone that those chuck norris sayings aren't funny anymore?

[HotAndWet]

My friend is kind of dumb and doesn't understand.

[fucktopgirl]

Find a new friend, his cause is desperate!

[checkyourprez]

they can still be funny. they just have to be well, funny. some of them lack effort and just put any dumbass thing in there.

[HotAndWet]

well she keeps posting them on my myspace, I should probably just delete them.

[funk63]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all
three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for chuck norris

[checkyourprez]

1. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all
three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

2. Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for chuck norris

2 out of 3 aint bad.

its more the wit. if the chuck norris joke has some wit to it. sall gravy.

[TurdBerglar]

rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for chuck norris

hahahaha

this one is funny

[Lyman Zerga]

explain to me why they are not funny anymore! you are not funny (n):mad:(n)

[b i o n i c]

chuck norris is everything all the time, that includes funny. do not argue with the laws of nature and chuck norris.

[HotAndWet]

:rolleyes:

[Audio.]

chuck norris is chuck norris durrr hurrr....

[Fern]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

[Audio.]

Chuck Norris once shot the Death Star at Yavin 4 by raising two of his fingers in the air and said "bang".

At the backstage of The David Letterman Show, Michael Jackson was scared straight by Chuck Norris's awesome roundhouse-kick that Michael Jackson's skin turned paled white.

[Fern]

Chuck Norris once ate a 72 oz steak in an hour. The first 45 minutes were spent giving the waitress the most powerful orgazism that any woman has ever had.

[Audio.]

Chuck Norris is banned from World Wrestling Entertainment. Of course, Chuck Norris could lift the banned when ever he wants.

[Audio.]

Chuck Norris invented the A+.

[-T-]

Chuck Norris

[Audio.]

^epic.

[Fern]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

[ericlee]

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter



You just made my day.

Haha

[Fern]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

[jabumbo]

Chuck Norris once ate a 72 oz steak in an hour. The first 45 minutes were spent giving the waitress the most powerful orgazism that any woman has ever had.


watching somebody eat a 72 oz steak inside an hour is an orgasm in itself

[darius]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.


I just laughed out loud and nearly shit, never heard that one.

Why doesn't Chuck Norris wear condom's?? Because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

[Myu-to]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

The calendar of Chuck Norris skips April 1st because no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

[Fern]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

[Audio.]

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a blank page which in result created BBMB.

[Dorothy Wood]

wait a minute, I came into this thread with some ideas...but it turns out that some of those chuck norris things are still pretty darn funny. I LOL'd like 5 times in here.

[Bob]

has anyone mentioned violence yet

[Audio.]

this been an old one still somewhat to me. All ready been done.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[camo]

not a joke but a cool pic (http://sussy.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chuck-norris-jeans.jpg)

[Lyman Zerga]

chuck norris counted to infinity TWICE

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

chuck norris has heard ALL the chuck norris jokes

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

chuck norris can handle the truth

chuck norris brought down the door when he did a knock-knock joke

chuck norris saw 'twilight' 23 times

chuck norris knows how many licks it takes

lays chips- chuck norris can eat just one!

chuck norris can touch mc hammer

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/randetica/7028971ecc00347e1b2831adc68449893df.jpg

[Fern]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

nICE!

[funk63]

so
a. chuck norris impregnated his mom and gave birth to himself

or b. god cut off a piece of his beard and it fell to earth evolving into what is now known as chuck norris

[darius]

Those are some sweet slacks... they should include them with the $130.00 pb package


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not a joke but a cool pic