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Freebasser
02-12-2009, 04:32 PM
...IS FUN

Discuss.
kaiser soze
02-12-2009, 05:46 PM
Until it comes out the size of a house and rips your ass into two separate tender parts
rirv
02-12-2009, 05:52 PM
One step away from anal sex.
ToucanSpam
02-12-2009, 07:47 PM
are you prairie dogging?
Fern
02-12-2009, 07:50 PM
yikes.
Dorothy Wood
02-12-2009, 07:52 PM
it's no fun. I had to do it last weekend when my friend and I were trying to go to a gallery opening and accidentally got off the train at the wrong stop and were in a bad neighborhood, with nobody around anywhere. I was like, "oh no! we're going to get mugged and I'm going to poop my pants, when we get there, you just tell everybody I was drunk." and he was like, "uh, right, because the only excuse for pooping your pants is being drunk!"

anyway, being afraid of getting murdered+having to poo is one of the worst feelings on earth. we survived though, and I was able to hold everything in.


p.s. this story is a lie, because we all know that girls don't poop.
Fern
02-12-2009, 08:00 PM
I drank a pint of everclear once in a limo for my friends br=irthday in NYC and shit my pants. I was all dolled up, too. That shit is like 99.8% real deal, my negro.

I remember waiting online at a starbucks to try to clean up. Everyone was looking around for what smelled like shit and I dont know how I kept a straight face...

:p
ericlee
02-12-2009, 08:23 PM
I drank a pint of everclear once in a limo for my friends br=irthday in NYC and shit my pants. I was all dolled up, too. That shit is like 99.8% real deal, my negro.

I remember waiting online at a starbucks to try to clean up. Everyone was looking around for what smelled like shit and I dont know how I kept a straight face...

:p

Good show. (y)

Sucks that I've already posted my subway shit story.
Fern
02-12-2009, 08:43 PM
You did use it at a good time. That's one that you hold to your breast until it needs to be dealt
ericlee
02-12-2009, 09:21 PM
Being on the train in the early am hours where they run every half hour is the worst ever when you have to poo.

Also, if you do decide to get off, good luck trying to find a place that's open.
Fern
02-12-2009, 09:29 PM
I once held in a shit from Penn Station to the Ronkonkoma train station because I refused to shit on the filthy stainless steel toilets in Penn.

Stainless steel my ass, I bet there are plenty of stains in that steel.. :mad:
ToucanSpam
02-12-2009, 10:49 PM
You know you can cause long term damage to your bowels by holding in your feces? I didn't know that until someone explained it to me. It's tough not to though, especially if there are no bathrooms around or you feel uncomfortable using the facilities wherever you are.
ericlee
02-12-2009, 11:02 PM
It's even bad on your bowels if you supress a fart.
rirv
02-13-2009, 04:40 AM
Touching cloth is my favourite phrase to describe when one really needs to poo.
funk63
02-13-2009, 04:54 AM
Latreen, commode, the browns are goin to the superbowl
Guy Incognito
02-13-2009, 06:18 AM
Touching cloth is my favourite phrase to describe when one really needs to poo.


Touching cloth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnD6umhOGw)
Planetary
02-13-2009, 06:27 AM
Turtles Breath (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turtle%27s+breath)
paul jones
02-14-2009, 04:48 PM
why is it that after a 12 hour nightshift the first thing I do when I get home is have a shit?
TAL
02-14-2009, 08:32 PM
...YOUR HAND

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