This is a story

[funk63]

This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.

In the western region of the "City of Brotherly Love" known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mother's care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister's husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.

[funk63]

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.

[funk63]

I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver, and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which, in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word "fresh". Additionally, from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games. In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique. Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community located at the previously mentioned location.

We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of over 9000 and 8 o'clock, and in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction. I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival: Here I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.

[Videodrome]

wow, and they made that into a tv show? you rule!

[Guy Incognito]

:D:D:D(y)(y)

Nicely done

[funk63]

So this is pretty clever right guys?

[faz]

A bit to much 4chan for my liking.

About 9000 too much.

[Guy Incognito]

So this is pretty clever right guys?

A bit to much 4chan for my liking.

About 9000 too much.

i have no clue what 4chan is.

Mr63, are you taking full responsibility for this or was it someone elses work, doesnt really matter anyway, still made me giggle a lot

[YoungRemy]

4chan breaks internet memes.

par example rickroll and chocolate rain

so I'm going with not funks work.

i enjoyed it.

[funk63]

Yeah its not mine but still its pretty awesome. Its inspired me to sophisticate some other theme songs.

[camo]

A quick one that I have just done for a lyrically short and very repetitive song.



negative response (several times)


negative response (twice). The bounds of space and time cannot be quantified.
Raise your appendages into the upper atmosphere.
The depression on the surface of the earth is never too unfathomable.
Nor is the heaped bodies of mass on either side.
Negative response (twice). The bounds of space and time cannot be quantified, we'll never surrender!
We operate in a self facilitating manner and achieve it with amour-propre.


negative response (several times)



EDIT: I didn't have time to reiterate the terrible rap.

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah its not mine but still its pretty awesome. Its inspired me to sophisticate some other theme songs.

good idea, go for it, i might have a go if i think of a decent song to do it to

[camo]

know what mine is yet?

[Guy Incognito]

know what mine is yet?

no

[camo]

oh

[Adam]

I thought 2Unlimited - No Limit but I don't think it is so I didn't say.

I can't work it out.

[camo]

correct (y)


(no no etc etc)

No no limits, reach for the sky!
No valley to deep
No mountain too high
No no limits, won't give up the fight!
We do what we want and we do it with pride

[Adam]

ha! fudging 'ell.

I thought it'd be clever than that - not saying you ain't clever. Just for me to get it automatically gets the stamp 'must try harder' ;)

(y)

[camo]

Hahaha I thought about 'doing' the most moronically simple song that I could think of :D