I feel bad for asking this

[MaestroDenis]

Do the redheads really smell downtown?

[Pres Zount]

Which town? I don't think they smell in my Town, Hobart. What town are you from? Maybe you come from a dirty town.

[MaestroDenis]

The vagina town.

Just wandering, because I've heard this shit from 3 or 4 people, and I know a readhead I kind of have my eye on so, just need a second opinion :).

[Lyman Zerga]

my hair are fake red so my vagina probably just smells like a fake vagina

[MaestroDenis]

you dyed your pubic hair?

[Pres Zount]

Makes about as much sense as your question, Maestro.

[camo]

When you're alone
And life is making your pants brown,
You can always smell downtown
When you've had curries,
All the noise and the slurry
Seems to help, I know, downtown

Just listen to the farts of the people in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?

[Lyman Zerga]

you dyed your pubic hair?

oh no, i thought only the color of your skull hair lead the smell to your crotch

i also dont got any hair thurr to dye

[MaestroDenis]

Got it

[MaestroDenis]

Pres Zount, take it easy dude, I'm not asking out of malice.

[Pres Zount]

Hahaha. No, I'm not answering in malice. But I can't imagine someone asking if your red haired crotch smelled IN malice to be honest.

"Do your red pubes smell? WELL?! Fucking answer me! Do you smell downtown?!?"

[camo]

you could also ask it in the style of grounds keeper willy too 'och doon toon'

[Adam]

I'm trying to work whose alias this is.

I would of guessed at me, but I know it ain't...

[camo]

Doubt it's an alias.

[Videodrome]

it is no different than any other vag you have encountered. it all boils down to personal hygiene and genetics.

in addition to that, you don't really know until you actually get to that point. i totally understand a stank crotch can be a deal breaker.

when you say, "that you've heard from 3 or 4 people" I know you weren't asking a redhead.

just remember all pussy is good pussy if you know how to work it or let it work for you.

[HAL 9000]

There is much wisdom in this thread.

[Pres Zount]

just remember all pussy is good pussy if you know how to work it or let it work for you.

Oh! Mr. Darcy!

[mickill]

I get the impression that you may not be entirely clear on what a vagina is.

[Fern]

I fucked 3 different redheads. 2 were pure as sunlight, the other was a little stale, but not stank. I'll chaulk it up to a bad day.

Take it for what you will.

(!)

come to think of it, the two that had clean vags were both named Shannon, and the one that was off kilter, her name was Jenn. I dont think that the names had anything to do with it.... One of those Shannons was a pro. Gotta go beat off now.

Now that I think about it further, I also fucked around with a Polish (oh, how I LOVE the Polish) girl named Eva who happened to be a redhead. Her pussy was probably one of the best pussy's ever smelt.

[hardnox71]

just remember all pussy is good pussy if you know how to work it or let it work for you.


Excerpt taken from Video's upcoming autobiography Pimpin' Ain't Easy, Bitches in your favorite bookstore this spring.

[ET]

To answer your question; YES. And they are horizontal. Sorry, bud. :(

[Freebasser]

Ginger people only have penises.

[Dorothy Wood]

is it time to bring back Comedy Gold © (or was it ™)

no, I don't think so, just typing that made me feel uncomfortable.

ANYHOW, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS HA HA

[funk63]

Redheads are either extremely hot or look like cave dwelling morlocks. So Its probably half and half on how good it is down there. If they look clean and human then go for it.

[Nuzzolese]

They were conceived while their mothers were menstruating and consequently their souls have a lust for blood, so they turn into vampires when they die. The only way to prevent this transformation is to burn them alive to wipe out the tint. Beware, they are notoriously violent and libidinous!

[NoFenders]

LMFAO!!!

[Echewta]

I would never make myself feel bad by asking something. I would look for another way to phrase or ask so that I would feel good about it.

[Nuzzolese]

I would never make myself feel bad by asking something. I would look for another way to phrase or ask so that I would feel good about it.


Why are you always trying to talk yourself up? Who are you trying to convince?

[Echewta]

Because I'm awesome and need no convincing. The sky is blue, the board is to wide, and I'm awesome. Facts.

[Nuzzolese]

You know it IS too wide and I didn't want to say anything because people are like "THICK IS IN, THICK IS IN!"

anyway, I'm not convinced. It's like how they tell you to write examples of things you've accomplished on your resumes and stuff, not just SAY you're hard working and can manage priorities. I need to see the awesome, not just read about it.

[Freebasser]

The board isn't too wide, although it once was.

Praise be to the gods of ultra-high monitor resolution!

[Echewta]

I need to see the awesome, not just read about it.

I'm pretty sure I still have some pictures up in the Family Album.

[NoFenders]

That's awesome??

;)

[MaestroDenis]

it is no different than any other vag you have encountered. it all boils down to personal hygiene and genetics.

in addition to that, you don't really know until you actually get to that point. i totally understand a stank crotch can be a deal breaker.

when you say, "that you've heard from 3 or 4 people" I know you weren't asking a redhead.

just remember all pussy is good pussy if you know how to work it or let it work for you.

Good advice, cheers.

[checkyourprez]

it is no different than any other vag you have encountered. it all boils down to personal hygiene and genetics.

in addition to that, you don't really know until you actually get to that point. i totally understand a stank crotch can be a deal breaker.

when you say, "that you've heard from 3 or 4 people" I know you weren't asking a redhead.

just remember all pussy is good pussy if you know how to work it or let it work for you.

couple things are running through my mind.

now can one mans stank snatch be the next mans perfume pussy?

are there guys out there who put up with a rank smelling twat for whatever reasons that trump it?

and how can those guys stand it?

are there some guys that know its bad but like it?

im talking just like awful smelling.

and is it possible that a woman spends her whole life alone because of a stank punanini?

on top of that, would a woman with a vile vagine seek a man with no sense of smell to get around that?

would a man, who was born with no sense of smell, but suddenly gained it after being with a woman for a long period of time, actually dump his longtime mate because he awoke to a pink seafood taco that has gone bad?

[mickill]

What the hell kind of vag are you people procuring here? I mean, I've heard of unhygienic groins, but I don't think I've ever actually come across any in all my years of sexing. But then, I've never nailed any crack whores or dead people.

Here's an idea: up your standards.

[checkyourprez]

ive gotten with two specifically that were just awful.


one girl was mexican american, but more american than mexican, the other was english american, her parents had accients she didint. both from well to do families. one went to an expensive private girls school and the other probably one of the top 5 richest high schools in my city. and they fit in there ya know what i mean. just to distinguish them from crack whores.

anyway the one was real bad.


but the other was just nasty. i shit you not, stayed on my hand for over 2 days. numerous washes and showers could not crack the case. there is no way i could have been with that for the rest of my life.

[Dorothy Wood]

sometimes teenage girls don't know know how to take care of their vaginas, and/or there are a lot of hormonal changes going on that haven't worked themselves out yet.

and sometimes vaginas smell when they get cleaned too much. you gotta keep a natural balance of germs down there. if you kill off the good ones, the bad ones sometimes grow and smell bad.

I wouldn't know anything about that though, my cooter smells like chocolate chip cookies.

[mickill]

Maybe I've just always been fortunate then. But I've never really actually been all that lucky. I've never won a draw or caught a foul ball or anything. It would suck if that's where all my luck's been going throughout my life.

[Lyman Zerga]

You know it IS too wide and I didn't want to say anything because people are like "THICK IS IN, THICK IS IN!"



wow for a second i thought this was still about pussies




but the other was just nasty. i shit you not, stayed on my hand for over 2 days. numerous washes and showers could not crack the case. there is no way i could have been with that for the rest of my life.

i heard some guys saying this before, those girls must have got a yeast infection or caught something else cause i couldnt bruise together such a smell not even if i didnt shower for like a year

well dont those girls masturbate too? which means their fingers must smell aswell

yeah listen to my wise words

and theres guys who get heavily turned on by that 'not too clean' smell


well i got no reason to complain about my vagina (y) unless if i was into bad smells

[Lyman Zerga]

What the hell kind of vag are you people procuring here? I mean, I've heard of unhygienic groins, but I don't think I've ever actually come across any in all my years of sexing. But then, I've never nailed any crack whores or dead people.

Here's an idea: up your standards.

well some deserve quality pussy and some dont

it's all about fate

[Guy Incognito]

couple things are running through my mind.

now can one mans stank snatch be the next mans perfume pussy?

are there guys out there who put up with a rank smelling twat for whatever reasons that trump it?

and how can those guys stand it?

are there some guys that know its bad but like it?

im talking just like awful smelling.

and is it possible that a woman spends her whole life alone because of a stank punanini?

on top of that, would a woman with a vile vagine seek a man with no sense of smell to get around that?

would a man, who was born with no sense of smell, but suddenly gained it after being with a woman for a long period of time, actually dump his longtime mate because he awoke to a pink seafood taco that has gone bad?

ha ha ha ha

this thread is brilliant, the only "light" i can shed on this is a friend of mine once told me he was about to go down on a redhead and she had brown knickers on . He started laughing quietly and she asked what for, he thought he was being all funny in a sexual way, so he shared his thought.

He told her all he could think about whilst looking at the combination of brown knickers and ginger pubes was "jaffa cakes", she kicked him in the face and ran out and he never saw her again. I have no idea if the lady in question's foof smelled bad or , indeed, smelled like jaffa cakes.

[mikizee]

Ive had a coupla bad ones... one that just stank outright, like she hadnt showered for a couple of weeks, mix of sweat and BO, and one that was ultra ultra baaaad fishy. Worst ever.

I'm feeling sick just thinking about it. But besides those 2, they've all been as tasty as apple pie.

[Lyman Zerga]

Ive had a coupla bad ones... one that just stank outright, like she hadnt showered for a couple of weeks, mix of sweat and BO, and one that was ultra ultra baaaad fishy. Worst ever.

I'm feeling sick just thinking about it. But besides those 2, they've all been as tasty as apple pie.

to be honest my brother's napkins sometimes smell fishy aswell, it's the some aged piss smell i think

thats why i always use wet toilet paper after peeing


i hate when guys assume that all girls smell bad there (n)

once i got banned from a board cause i got into some fight cause no one (especially gays) didnt believe that my vagina doesnt smell lol

best banning reason ever

[Guy Incognito]

if a man said that to me i would have just laughed and nudged his shoulder. it reminded him of something nice, he didn't deserve to get kicked for that.

probably didnt deserve it, maybe she was one these fiery redheads with a temper, who knows. but i know he is married to a redhead now, but i have no idea if he ever used the same line again!

[Pres Zount]

sometimes teenage girls don't know know how to take care of their vaginas, and/or there are a lot of hormonal changes going on that haven't worked themselves out yet.


Why would anyone rightfully be having sex with a prepubescent girl?

[Nuzzolese]

Teenage girls are usually postpubescent. I don't think it's fair to judge an entire ethnic community or genetic population by one individual. The vagina is an orifice, like your mouth. It has bacteria, it's not usually open to a lot of air circulation, it's like a man's crotch in that way. Sweat can collect there, etc. Also, it reflects the body's current state of health as well. One person could smell bad on one occasion and not on another.

[Fern]

Teenage girls are usually postpubescent. I don't think it's fair to judge an entire ethnic community or genetic population by one individual. The vagina is an orifice, like your mouth. It has bacteria, it's not usually open to a lot of air circulation, it's like a man's crotch in that way. Sweat can collect there, etc. Also, it reflects the body's current state of health as well. One person could smell bad on one occasion and not on another.

Sounds like you have had a touch of the stink-vag in your past. Are we speaking from experience????

[camo]

The vagina is an orifice, like your mouth.

made me think of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)) :D

[Adam]

made me think of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)) :D

Shit, I watched that film without knowing what it was about. Just saw it, dl'd it and thought wtf!

[Dorothy Wood]

Why would anyone rightfully be having sex with a prepubescent girl?

as nuzz said, teens are usually postpubescent. doesn't mean there aren't still hormonal changes going on during teenhood. I just brought it up because prez was talking about high school girls.

I'm just saying, vaginas don't come with a manual, it takes some girls awhile to figure out how to take care of them.

[Lyman Zerga]

just wash them :confused: you make it sound like you have to study vagina for years to know how to handle it

besides the wet toilet paper part i dont have to 'treat' it differently from other body parts

[Nuzzolese]

Sounds like you have had a touch of the stink-vag in your past. Are we speaking from experience????


Only when I shoplift from the deli and stick cheeses down my pants. I just wanted to stick up for the fire-crotches, the polacks, the spics and the wops who might get stereotyped because of one dirty example.

Actually, this is one area that I am always self-conscious about. I always want to clean up throughout the day just in case. Soap and water. I probably worry about it too much, not that a thread like this helps any.

[Knuckles]

Actually, this is one area that I am always self-conscious about. I always want to clean up throughout the day just in case. Soap and water.

Just stuff one of these (http://www.lubengomn.com/lubengomn/images/P8180036.jpg) in your panties.

[camo]

pine-tang

[Nuzzolese]

There's enough fir in there already. Ha! GET IT??????

[camo]

better than mine (y)

[Knuckles]

There's enough fir in there already. Ha! GET IT??????

It's nice to see you posting again. I was pining for your return.

[Dorothy Wood]

just wash them :confused: you make it sound like you have to study vagina for years to know how to handle it

besides the wet toilet paper part i dont have to 'treat' it differently from other body parts


some people are more sensitive than others. also, other issues come into play when other people and things come in contact with the vagine. it's definitely different than any other body part. if yours isn't, I guess you're lucky.

I can't use soap on mine, as it is too sensitive. also, soap is generally horrible for most people's skin. It's not that I don't wash down there, I do, I just have to use soap-free cleanser. and I don't scrub the hell out of it. I dont know, I've never had any complaints. everyone is different.

[Nuzzolese]

What you do is shake up a lemon lime soda and douche it clean. That's how I prevented seven pregnancies.

[Myu-to]

Or dudes can just take a mouth full of Listerine with them before they go downtown.

It kills bad bacteria, and leaves the vagina minty fresh.

[hardnox71]

I remember once about ten years ago I came across a girl who was living la vida nasty. We're in the bedroom and we're standing up kissing next to the bed and her pants come off and then I push her panties down to around her kneecaps when all of a sudden I get hit with a whiff (while I'm still standing up) of what can only be described as 'Dear God, what have I done to deserve this?'

The most ungodly stench I have ever smelled in my life. Absolutely unbelieveable. Real cute girl. I mean real cute, but Jesus.:rolleyes:


Which leads me to ask a question for the guys:

Why is it that the prettier a girl is, the more perfect we think they are?

[Nuzzolese]

Sometimes men smell really bad.

[hardnox71]

Sometimes men smell really bad.

Absolutely fucking horrible, I agree. But this thead is about stinky girls not stinky guys.

[Lyman Zerga]

I can't use soap on mine, as it is too sensitive. also, soap is generally horrible for most people's skin. It's not that I don't wash down there, I do, I just have to use soap-free cleanser. and I don't scrub the hell out of it. I dont know, I've never had any complaints. everyone is different.

i agree, i think soaps are not good for any pussy nor skin, while washing it burns and afterwards the vagina shoots out boo boo bacterias

i always shower with shower gel and mix it with some water when cleanin it there, which both me and my pussy agree with


and cocks and cock cheese and ball sweat can smell too so some guys really shouldnt be so eww vagina when their stuff isnt any better

[Nuzzolese]

delete

[hardnox71]

and cocks and cock cheese and ball sweat can smell too so some guys really shouldnt be so eww vagina when their stuff isnt any better

Then start a thread called 'Cock cheese' and you girls can sit around and slam stink dick dudes. Will that make you feel better?

[adam_f]

Where's Bob when you need him?

[Myu-to]

Getting laid.

[Lyman Zerga]

Then start a thread called 'Cock cheese' and you girls can sit around and slam stink dick dudes. Will that make you feel better?

haha i offened you

it's just quite annoying when it comes to genital smells that people always just talk about vaginas

and when people talk about sex it's 99% about bjs and hand jobs and just important to satisfy mister penis

[b i o n i c]

while we're at it, is it true that mexican snatch smells like tacos? thats where the term comes from, right? "i cant wait to eat that taco" :rolleyes:

seriously, why the fuck would anyone think hair color would dictate the scent?

[Freebasser]

I don't know, but I've been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

[na§tee]

What you do is shake up a lemon lime soda and douche it clean. That's how I prevented seven pregnancies.
i laughed for a good hard 20 seconds at this.

[funk63]

seriously, why the fuck would anyone think hair color would dictate the scent?

Some redheaded humans are just candy land morlocks from the otherworld.

[checkyourprez]

while we're at it, is it true that mexican snatch smells like tacos? thats where the term comes from, right? "i cant wait to eat that taco" :rolleyes:

seriously, why the fuck would anyone think hair color would dictate the scent?

a vagina can be termed the pink taco or the pink seafood taco as it is also know.

the explanation goes like this.

a tacos shell resembles/represents the lips of the vagina, and inside the taco is that tasty meat. the womans vagina is pink, hence the pink taco. the seafood can be added to emphasis the fish smell a vagina sometimes possess.

[mikizee]

Thanks for that, Dr Vageezy

[BangkokB]

I wish I had Hammers 4 Hands

[checkyourprez]

you would really take a pounding beating off.

[hardnox71]

haha i offened you

I don't get offended at shit that doesn't apply to me. I wash my ass and surrounding areas on the regular.


it's just quite annoying when it comes to genital smells that people always just talk about vaginas

If anyone sounds put off or offended by this whole conversation, Lyman, it's you.

[Lyman Zerga]

I don't get offended at shit that doesn't apply to me. I wash my ass and surrounding areas on the regular.


good boy


If anyone sounds put off or offended by this whole conversation, Lyman, it's you.

nah, it just annoys me

[Nuzzolese]

I never meant to suggest that I don't find this conversation entirely off-putting.

[Echewta]

Tiger Balm under the nose.

Its my cure for most things.