banging your sister/brother

[checkyourprez]

do brothers and sisters have a quick feeling of actually liking their brother or sister? like if you saw her naked or something real quick. or who knows, could be numerous things.

i wouldn't know, i don't have a sister. i would like to think everyone including myself would say no, but weirder things take place on this planet so who knows.

now its confession time. who has wanted to bang there sister or brother in here? or perhaps one night the two of you had one to many wine coolers in the jacuzzi and one thing led to another and the next thing you know...you were making passionate love fueled by the incestual taboo that both of you knew was wrong, yet felt so right?

[TurdBerglar]

oh this thread is gonna be fucking hot

[Yetra Flam]

a guy once told me that when he was like 12 or so, he and his sister took their clothes off and jumped into bed together, but didn't know what to do. he said this as if it were a totally normal thing that brothers and sisters do. i didnt even say anything to prompt him to reveal this information to me.

[-T-]

wtf

[Lex Diamonds]

Toucan's gonna be pissed you told everyone about that.

[TurdBerglar]

http://crap.fi/archive/6858.gif

[Adam]

a guy once told me that when he was like 12 or so, he and his sister took their clothes off and jumped into bed together, but didn't know what to do. he said this as if it were a totally normal thing that brothers and sisters do. i didnt even say anything to prompt him to reveal this information to me.

that is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

NO NO NO, its hard wired into your brains not to like immediate family that way. I'm sure I read that somewhere. Our ability to survive as a species is based on that we find a suitable mate whose genes are as different to ours as possible to make the best offspring we can. There should be no way that you are attracted to your sister or brother.

I feel sick now.

[Lyman Zerga]

my brother often masturbates when im in the same room but he doesnt think of me while doing it (i hope)

[Guy Incognito]

my brother often masturbates when im in the same room but he doesnt think of me while doing it (i hope)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

so unbelievably wrong and i dont think i believe you although i am now intruiged enough to ask if he does this using visual aids whilst you are in there. and what room is this, the kitchen? where?
one more question, what are you doing still in there when he starts bashing his bishop.

[Drederick Tatum]

she can't leave, the cellar door is locked.

[Lyman Zerga]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

so unbelievably wrong and i dont think i believe you although i am now intruiged enough to ask if he does this using visual aids whilst you are in there. and what room is this, the kitchen? where?
one more question, what are you doing still in there when he starts bashing his bishop.

in our sleep room
but he is heavily disabled and doesnt really know what he does there

glad im not the one who has to change his diapers

[Lyman Zerga]

she can't leave, the cellar door is locked.

it usually takes some time till i notice it so shut up when you dont know shit

[Pres Zount]

she can't leave, the cellar door is locked.

Haha.


I knew someone at school that told us how he masturbated while his sister was in the room. It was on holiday, and his sister was watching a documentary on Kylie Minogue. He got turned on, and I guess the thought of his sister there made it ... somehow uh, better for him. He laughed about it while he told us as if to win our approval.

There were details, of course, ones that walking away going "Oh Tim that's sick!" wont block out. He did it in secret, just sticking his hand down his trousers.

Years later I found out that has hired a prostitute, and has been in trouble with the law for sexual harrasment. I don't think he would ever rape anyone, however, as he has some form of debilitating bone structure disease the likes of which you have never seen before. The name elludes me, but you could kick his arse if he tried to rape you.

[Rock]

I just found out that one of my friends that got divorced a few years ago called it off because he found out his wife cheated on him....with her own brother. True story.

[BangkokB]

I wish I was so lucky!!~! I had to bang my Mom


**Only Child

[checkyourprez]

I just found out that one of my friends that got divorced a few years ago called it off because he found out his wife cheated on him....with her own brother. True story.

thats what im talking about. more stories like this.


adams response is the one that i feel most everyone should have. i just find it very hard to believe that with all the crazy things people have done in this world that that is the one thing to never have happen. its almost against the laws of probability. im a big probability guy. and although it seems very unlikely, i must say there has to be atleast a slight possibility of this going on somewhere.

[Helvete]

I'm sure all the brother and sister fuckers here are dying to shout about it.

[checkyourprez]

exaclty. thats why i have given them this avenue to get out from under the crushing pressure of having to live with fucking their brother or sister. duh.

[hardnox71]

NO NO NO, its hard wired into your brains not to like immediate family that way. I'm sure I read that somewhere. Our ability to survive as a species is based on that we find a suitable mate whose genes are as different to ours as possible to make the best offspring we can. There should be no way that you are attracted to your sister or brother.

I wonder if incest could be attributed to regional or maybe even socio-economic factors, adam. Here in the U.S. it is common to make fun of people in the southern states (Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, Georgia, etc) because there is such a high propensity for sexual realtions with family members. Poor, uneducated, backwoods, hillbilly rednecks are what usually pop into one's mind when talking about family fuckers.

[Nuzzolese]

It's funny how we think of incest as something associated with poor hillbillies but the most reliable records of incest taking place are those that were about rich, old-money british families and royalty.

People often think of it as something pretty dark ages but then I'm disgusted and confused by how casually and even romantically incest was handled in literature even as late as the 1800s. In Wuthering Heights, and in several of Jane Austen's novels (most obviously in Mansfield Park) you find first cousins getting together and not only isn't it ever once considered odd, it's the happy ending of the story. I'm not sure if it was seen as perfectly normal at the time, or if people considered it to be some literary exaggeration for story-telling's sake, to tie things up neatly. Not that the characters in those stories were royalty, but they weren't dirt farm peasants either.

[Adam]

Oh we have our incest stories in the UK to.

We generally stereotype Wales and parts of Yorkshire (where I live) for doing it.

Yes, the royal family is inbred. Its why they are fucking car crash all the time.

Cousins etc was the main spouses as far as I'm aware, not brother and sister. Even Darwin married his cousin. I think it was thought back then, especially in high ranking families that keeping their good genes in the family is the best way to go so they actively sought it. At least with cousins there is a higher chance of getting the proper gene mutation for healthy kids.

But brother/sister!!!! Gah, makes me ill thinking about it.

edit: Thinking about it, it seems America wouldn't really have a problem with such things because its such a young country. I suppose its only the last 100 years or so its been amazingly frowned upon but guys who left these shores on the Mayflower were supposed to be the brains, the free thinkers and elite members of society to start a new life away from the fudged up one we have here.

[Nuzzolese]

In Moll Flanders it wasn't until Moll came to the American colonies that she hooked up with her brother without realizing it. That was a disaster in the story though.

[Lyman Zerga]

incest creates weird creatures like gingers

[checkyourprez]

It's funny how we think of incest as something associated with poor hillbillies but the most reliable records of incest taking place are those that were about rich, old-money british families and royalty.

People often think of it as something pretty dark ages but then I'm disgusted and confused by how casually and even romantically incest was handled in literature even as late as the 1800s. In Wuthering Heights, and in several of Jane Austen's novels (most obviously in Mansfield Park) you find first cousins getting together and not only isn't it ever once considered odd, it's the happy ending of the story. I'm not sure if it was seen as perfectly normal at the time, or if people considered it to be some literary exaggeration for story-telling's sake, to tie things up neatly. Not that the characters in those stories were royalty, but they weren't dirt farm peasants either.


word word. most of europe during the times of kings and queens would marry off family members to other nations to keep peace, because you dont want to attack a country with your daughter as queen, ect. but they would always be marrying off members back and forth, so there was a of gene mixing and that is why a lot of them had health problems and or died young. true history.

[b i o n i c]

what in the hell is going on in here?

[checkyourprez]

i opened up a NASTY can of worms.


holllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa :):confused::eek::mad:;)

[taquitos]

you guys are being really uptight. incest can be a beautiful thing that bring families closer together.

[hardnox71]

you guys are being really uptight. incest can be a beautiful thing that bring families closer together.

Are you a proponent of incest because you are a product of incest? Does this thread hit home with you, does it strike a nerve?

Or are you just being your usual unfunny self?

[checkyourprez]

Are you a proponent of incest because you are a product of incest? Does this thread hit home with you, does it strike a nerve?

Or are you just being your usual unfunny self?

maybe a little from column A a little from column B.

[rirv]

maybe a little from column A a little from column B.

Sounds like bukkake.

[checkyourprez]

bukkakeing your sister, i like where this is going.

[Adam]

I think a few people have issues in this thread.

They maybe joking but still 'issues' still exist.

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe it's the person who interprets whimsical jokes as serious psychological indicators who has issues?

Sisterfucker.

[Pres Zount]

I wouldn't say that not liking your sister is 'hard wired' into the human brain. One only has to read through the entire course of human history to find that various brothers and sisters have been attracted to each other. Just look at Caligula. Go on, look at him. Or Luke and Leia.

But it is ingrained in us through society. History also has examples of laws against such practices; Russian aristocrats spent half their time invading Poland, and the other half trying to get around those rules against marrying your first cousin. Marriages had to be okay ed by a priest because a priest can look up your family history and see how close you are.

It didn't take long for early humans to discover that incest didn't really glean anything productive from the gene pool, so they made it taboo to prevent it. It became law, it became part of society. That's why the people that are accused of incest are always the rednecks, or families that live in solitude; they are uncivilized and wont follow the rules of law and society.

If incest didn't produce deformed offspring, it wouldn't be an issue nowadays. People wouldn't have learned to avoid it millennia ago.



PS: this is a point on the origins of avoiding incest, not an argument for it.

[hardnox71]

Maybe it's the person who interprets whimsical jokes as serious psychological indicators who has issues?

Sisterfucker.

I don't think he was joking, Pad. And if you do then you are easily fooled.

btw-I don't have a sister.

[Adam]

I have two sisters.

But I was joking by saying a few have 'issues'. Y'know, who am I to judge someone I don't know - I'm not.

Some of the shit to come out of some peoples fingers here is pretty sick. I try to be pretty gross sometimes but I've been beaten in this thread.

Google define:whimsical

Given to whimsy; capricious; odd; peculiar; playful; light-hearted or amusing
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whimsical

Nothing about this thread is whimsical (lb)

[hardnox71]

But I was joking by saying a few have 'issues'. Y'know, who am I to judge someone I don't know - I'm not.

I wasn't referring to you in my post, adam. I was talking about taquitos stupid ass comment.

[AceFace]

it's said that Anne Boleyn and her brother, George were lovers and that's why Henry the VIII had them executed.

i have a brother and never EVER thought of him in that way. EW GROSS.

BUT... i do know some friends that were cousins that lost their virginity to each other. they were curious and just went for at at like age 11. they're not proud of it.

[camo]

BUT... i do know some friends that were cousins that lost their virginity to each other. they were curious and just went for at at like age 11. they're not proud of it.

Are they called Cleetus and Sarah-Jayne? Please let it be so.

[checkyourprez]

hah thats funny.


its a lot easier for me to joke about this because i dont have a sister i think.

but since i dont let the sickness continue. im getting a semi :eek::confused::p;)

[AceFace]

Are they called Cleetus and Sarah-Jayne? Please let it be so.
nope sorry, normal names.

but they were REALLY redneck people. luckily they weren't old enough to conceive! ick!

[Freebasser]

I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is my brother and the most beautiful brother I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a brother and apart from house training has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me, his right left hand on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my brother... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white cardigan his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my brother. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his fingers clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot brotherly drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all brothers, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough incest stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept.

[hardnox71]

Freebie, we haven't talked in a while and part of me wants to ask how you've been but the other part of me is scared to ask.


Really.

[Adam]

TLDR

[checkyourprez]

I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is my brother and the most beautiful brother I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a brother and apart from house training has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me, his right left hand on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my brother... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white cardigan his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my brother. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his fingers clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot brotherly drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all brothers, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough incest stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept.

dont try and pass that beastiality story off as an incest story. i remember you posting that some time ago.

if your gonna do an incest story it better be new. and hot. (y)

[Videodrome]

i have nothing to add other than i thought taquitos comment was fucking funny. it made me LOL. really.

[Freebasser]

Hmm... you guys aren't as stupid as I thought.

Righty-ho...

*sits at desk and thinks hot sexy incestuous thoughts*

*starts scribblin'*

[Freebasser]

*chews pen*

Does Bob being in bed naked with his flatmate on new year's day 2006 constitute incest?

[b i o n i c]

black people in the 70s did this all the time

[Freebasser]

70 year old black people... check.

What else needs to go into my story?

[Bob]

that is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

NO NO NO, its hard wired into your brains not to like immediate family that way. I'm sure I read that somewhere. Our ability to survive as a species is based on that we find a suitable mate whose genes are as different to ours as possible to make the best offspring we can. There should be no way that you are attracted to your sister or brother.

I feel sick now.

i think i read that too, in some psychology class. they did a study and found that people who were raised with each other as children by and large don't have sexual feelings towards each other, even if they aren't related. i think they did a study in an israeli kibbutz. i don't even remember what a kibbutz is, just that kids that live in them don't fuck each other

also shut up freebasser

[Freebasser]

You got fucked in the kibbutz.

[Dorothy Wood]

^hahaha


I'm an only child, so I have wondered this before. I thought my half-brother was cute when I was young. he's 12 years older than me though, and I haven't seen him since I was 5. so I don't think that counts as incest.

OR DOES IT?!

I've also thought that my cousins were hot, but they were my mom's father's sister's grandchildren. or rather, my mom's cousin's children...right? what? damn it, I think that's incest.

fuck.

[checkyourprez]

i think i read that too, in some psychology class. they did a study and found that people who were raised with each other as children by and large don't have sexual feelings towards each other, even if they aren't related. i think they did a study in an israeli kibbutz. i don't even remember what a kibbutz is, just that kids that live in them don't fuck each other

also shut up freebasser

hah kibbutz sounds jewish.

idk i dont believe that. if im growing up in some jew shack with some hot chicks im pretty sure im trying to bang them if they arent my sister. who are you fooling.

[Lex Diamonds]

I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is my brother and the most beautiful brother I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a brother and apart from house training has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me, his right left hand on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my brother... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white cardigan his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my brother. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his fingers clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot brotherly drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all brothers, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough incest stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept.
So do you have this saved on your computer or what? It's pretty funny, I'm just wondering if you have like a special folder for that shit where you keep all your dodgy internet weirdo stuff.

If not, why not think about starting one?

[Bob]

You got fucked in the kibbutz.

that explains why i wasn't turned on

[checkyourprez]

aHA!

I knew it happens. (http://www.sportsfanlive.com/sflreports/entry/sportsfanlive_com_exclusive_lineman_s)

[Bob]

finally your 13 months of patient waiting have paid off

[Burnout18]

ahh come on, that kid's life is ruined cause he's a registered sex offender... for consensual sex! they are only one year apart, he shouldn't have to suffer for that.

OH SHIT WAIT thats right it's his sister he fucked... woaaaaaaaaa

[abcdefz]

" -- she's my daughter AND my sister!"

[cosmo105]

some form of debilitating bone structure disease

my only regret (http://www.chrisdix.com/misc_images/boneitis.jpg)

[checkyourprez]

finally your 13 months of patient waiting have paid off

the fulfillment is unbelievable.

[ScarySquirrel]

I didn't read the whole thread... so forgive me if this was brought up already.

But this made me think of something I've often thought kinda of weird, and it's slightly related.

Marriage is basically a way of making someone your sister/brother. Afterwards don't you call your mate's parents "Mom" and "Dad" (or whatever is culturally relevant for you)? Their brothers and sisters are now your brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law...

Okay, so I haven't really thought this through all the way to its conclusion, but I've had this thought kicking around in my head for a minute now. Maybe I'll start writing and figure it out to my own unlogical conclusion...

[QueenAdrock]

^Isn't that because you've found your "other half" and now technically you're one half of the same person? Then it's sorta like masturbation, I guess

[Adam]

But your other half is not finding the same person. If you had two halves of a car but they was both the drivers side (unless ofc they was both left-hand-drive cars or visa versa) then you still have two halves - no where near a whole, which is like your sister or brother.

But find your other half of similar model but all the ingredients you don't have and marriage is like the welding the two shut. Then you can create baby cars from the blueprint of the original cut and shut. Something better, quicker, larger exhaust and bigger cup holders.

[miss soul fire]

I didn't read the whole thread... so forgive me if this was brought up already.

But this made me think of something I've often thought kinda of weird, and it's slightly related.

Marriage is basically a way of making someone your sister/brother. Afterwards don't you call your mate's parents "Mom" and "Dad" (or whatever is culturally relevant for you)? Their brothers and sisters are now your brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law...

Okay, so I haven't really thought this through all the way to its conclusion, but I've had this thought kicking around in my head for a minute now. Maybe I'll start writing and figure it out to my own unlogical conclusion...

When you feel your wife/husband is like your brother, then it's a problem. I felt that way for my ex-boyfriend, so when we kissed I felt weird, like I was kissing my brother. I gotta tell you this feeling is just very weird and bad.:eek:

[sjp]

this is just as bad.

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

[Burnout18]

Its all fun and games talking about banging your sister. But your grandmother? thats fucking disgusting. Way to ruin a fun thread.

"The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. "

Ha yea, i bet he did.

Nevermind, This thread still has potential.

[checkyourprez]

haha no way. that cannot be real.


i found this comment pretty funny..

"I'm from Russia. Even some of my friends were disgusted when they heard about it. "

[Burnout18]

Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA)

no way does that really exsist.

And what 26 year old just has to have a 72 year old? I bet he's a hit at the old folks home though

[checkyourprez]

dry saggy pussy that smells like old coins.......ill pass.

[gbsuey]

Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA)

no way does that really exsist.
Exactly what i thought.

MFE more like. Massive Fucking Excuse. Dirty

[Myu-to]

Are your parents brother and sister, cause baby you're special.