Funny things Chinese people say

[ericlee]

RMAO!

[funk63]

loll no L's in their language losers.

[funk63]

me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke.

[ericlee]

loll no L's in their language losers.

it's not possible for them to say that. You're out.

[b i o n i c]

他們認為我們正在與他們笑的時候我們實際上嘲笑他們

[mikizee]

There was this awesome chinese take away near my place called Wongs (believe it or not!).

The lady on the phone was always a crack up. She was the most stereotypical chinese person ever. I'd always order their vegetarian fried rice on the phone, and she'd always answer yelling 'HERRO WONGS TAKE ARAY!!!' and I'd order and ask how long it would be and no matter what she would always yell back NO PROBREM, ABOUUUUUUW 5-10 MIINEEEE!!!'

Such a laugh. That place got sold a year or so back now you get a normal person with an aussie accent on the phone :(

[Dorothy Wood]

me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke.

whoa. I don't think I've heard that since kindergarten. back when it was okay to be racist against asians.

[TurdBerglar]

it was ok to be racist against anything in the 80's!

[Adam]

You try my chitty rice, chitty chicken.

WHY YOU LAUGH AT MY CHITTY WOK!

Yeah, I remember 80s casual racism. You're not told any different. And even though there was other minorities in my class it was almost ok.

I do remember there was this ginger american girl in secondary school - although white she was probably picked on the most :( I kinda had a crush on her though. But ginger and american was the wrong thing to be in a catholic school so obviously I had to join in the reindeer games.

[Guy Incognito]

there was a lad at my old college called willy wong, no really. He ran for student president and put up posters all over the building. It was at the same time as the summer party and a comedy band called corky and the juice pigs played and they had seen all these posters and opened there set with an improvised freestyle about the house of wong.good times.

[ericlee]

There was this awesome chinese take away near my place called Wongs (believe it or not!).

The lady on the phone was always a crack up. She was the most stereotypical chinese person ever. I'd always order their vegetarian fried rice on the phone, and she'd always answer yelling 'HERRO WONGS TAKE ARAY!!!' and I'd order and ask how long it would be and no matter what she would always yell back NO PROBREM, ABOUUUUUUW 5-10 MIINEEEE!!!'

Such a laugh. That place got sold a year or so back now you get a normal person with an aussie accent on the phone :(

I'll have to get at this later. You had me RORing after 'HERRO WONGS TAKE ARAY!!!'.

We need to frip the bulgels.

[b i o n i c]

why does every other chinese food place have either happy or lucky in the name

"happy lucky panda chinese palace family food restaurant"

[funky_monkey]

thread sucks.

[ericlee]

thread sucks.

nah. It's the hole in the needle that sucks the thread, if you know sewing and all that.

Back on topic.

[trailerprincess]

My mum's not Chinese but her Spanish accent seems to be getting stronger with age/her english is getting worse. Just before Christmas she pronounced 'BlockBusters' as something v.similar to 'Black bastards' and she also announced that, after staying in the house all week, she'd become a 'homophobe'

[Myu-to]

Ancient Chinese secret.

[checkyourprez]

ching chong chang mutha fucka.

me love you long time.

me so horny.



those are my favorites.

[Lyman Zerga]

i bet you've all tried the chicken flied lice.

over here, it's the R's that the chinks have difficulty in saying.

here too

instead of frühlings rolle (spring roll) they say flühlings lolle
it sounds cute

[ericlee]

i bet you've all tried the chicken flied lice.

over here, it's the R's that the chinks have difficulty in saying.


Everytime I've been to china I haven't met anyone who says r like l or vice versa.

I have heard some filipinos talk like that though.

[Myu-to]

"What's happening hot stuff?"

[-T-]

a couple weeks ago i was in a local Chinese restaurant. In the middle of eating i got up and went to the bathroom. On the way i told one of the cooks his food was excellent and gave him a thumbs up(I was drunk so the thumbs up was acceptable at the time) He just kind of looked at me. Either he could not speak english or he thought i was an idiot.

[jennyb]

"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. "

[taquitos]

hiya! *karate chop*