Evening up sideburns

[Freebasser]

The most complicated thing I've ever had to do. I've been doing it for years and still haven't mastered it.

When I cultivate my mutton chops I usually fuck up one of them and take too much off, meaning that I have to level up the other one. Then I take too much off that one, and before you know it they're starting above my fucking ears.

(n)

[b i o n i c]

use a magic marker

[yeahwho]

Almost every haircut in my life the barber messes up the sideburns. I also notice most male celebrities on talk shows have fucked up sideburns.

I sort of hate sideburns, 4 day stubble twice a month is as far as i go.

[Planetary]

yeah i never really get it right :/

[yeahwho]

Al Pacino (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4v_pteCrI) never gets it right

[Videodrome]

use your ears as a guide. unless one ear is higher than the other, in that case just stay indoors.

[-T-]

use your ears as a guide. unless one ear is higher than the other, in that case just stay indoors.

I actually think I have this problem.

[mickill]

They should line up with your eyebrows.

[Nuzzolese]

I'd like to spend a nice quiet evening up the sideburns.

[taquitos]

^That comment and dorothy's salon thread inspired my new joke (mostly that comment):

Q) What's a hairdresser's favorite time of day? A) Evening.

[mickill]

I think they owe you an apology.

[b i o n i c]

you're lucky you dont live in the middle ages when they would torch the sides of your head to even them up.. little known fact. try achieving symmetry with fire.

[taquitos]

I think they owe you an apology.
your mother

[mickill]

She didn't think it was funny either.

[Waus]

I had an ex I used to still see around once in a while, and she would always tell me my sideburns were uneven. For awhile I'd say "really?" but eventually it was just "fuck you."

[Rock]

A good way to tell how much to take off of a side is to put your index fingers at the bottom of each one at the same time and look in the mirror. this will help you gauge how much to trim off by how much lower one finger is than the other. At least that is what they said on queer eye for the straight guy....or what someone told me they said at least.

[Myu-to]

Your sideburns don't line up because your head is lopsided.

Sorry.

Just tilt your head, and nobody will notice.

[Guy Incognito]

i messed up the other day shaving and have had to take my sideys right off from the of my ears. I have had really long sideburns for about 20 years:( but apparently it makes me look younger according to my workmates

[Videodrome]

having them or not having them makes you look younger?

[Guy Incognito]

^ not having them. i think it might just be that people are so used to me having them that i look a lot different without them, i dont think i look any younger at all

[Adam]

What Rock is what I do but yeah, its a bitch sometimes.

I get a head ache if I look at my face in the mirror too long.