large and in charge

[Dorothy Wood]

I got promoted to manager at work. and I'm going to rule with an iron fist!

I'm going to make everyone wear uniforms and sign off on things and fill out checklists. muwhahahaha!


okay, we probably won't wear uniforms. maybe I'll just start wearing one for fun. or get some yoga pants that say "manager" across the bum. :(



*goes mad with power*

[paul jones]

I got promoted to manager at work. and I'm going to rule with an iron fist!

I'm going to make everyone wear uniforms and sign off on things and fill out checklists. muwhahahaha!


okay, we probably won't wear uniforms. maybe I'll just start wearing one for fun. or get some yoga pants that say "manager" across the bum. :(



*goes mad with power*

*cough* " Urrrr hey....I urrr *cough* don't feel too good today....I've got a bad stomach...sorry I mean cough...

[Drederick Tatum]

fire someone for no reason. make an example of them.

[Adam]

You should fuck with every1s shifts so they hate you automatically - it'd be instant respect.

[Pres Zount]

Tell them that your door is always open.

[camo]

Pat everyone on the bum as you breeze by. That's a pretty endearing trait of a successful manager (y)