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hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 06:12 PM
*wanders around the courtroom in a power suit with hands clasped behind back*

Nuzzolese, if that is your real name. And Mikey. Ahhhhhh, Mikey.

How is it that the both of you reappear on the BBMB after a seemingly decades long absence within mere days of each other?

Coincidence? I THINK NOT! *pounds fist on dogeared copy of "Law for Dummies"*
DandyFop
03-06-2009, 06:13 PM
I was just going to start the same thread!

Well, less official.

But it is peculiar...
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 06:14 PM
GodDAMMIT. I did it again.

It's. IT'S!!!!
mickill
03-06-2009, 06:14 PM
You guys really think that Nuzz and mikizee are the same person? C'mon.
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 06:15 PM
Objection! Misdirection.
mickill
03-06-2009, 06:17 PM
Yeah, well, I find it peculiar that both of YOU intended on making the same thread. How's THAT not not suspicious?
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 06:29 PM
I think anyone on the BBMB could have made the thread.

The whole thing is conspicuous. CONSPICUOUS!!!
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 06:41 PM
Objection sustained.

I request that you answer the question or you will be held in contempt!
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 06:56 PM
I can't force you to reply. I feel frustrated and impotent. :(
b i o n i c
03-06-2009, 07:05 PM
i sometimes get the idea that the whole bbmb is actually just like 4 people
jennyb
03-06-2009, 07:06 PM
whoa... i had a similar thought earlier...
mickill
03-06-2009, 07:15 PM
I don't think that mikizee was ever on any extended hiatus ever.
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 07:16 PM
DandyFop: Now come on dammit, let's put Nuzzolese on the stand and end this thing!

hpdrifter: What. possible. good. could come from putting Nuzzolese on the stand?

DandyFop: She told Mikey to come to back to the BBMB!

hpdrifter: She did? Why didn't you say so!? That's great! And of course you have proof of that.

DandyFop: *silence*

hpdrifter: Oh, I forgot, you were sick the day they taught law at law school.

DandyFop: You put her on the stand and you get it from her.

hpdrifter: Oh, right. I get it from her. Nuzzolese, isn't it true that you ordered Mikey to return to the BBMB?

DandyFop: You...

hpdrifter: *interrupting and making vocal sound of buzzer* Wrong! What do we have for the losers, Judge? Well, for our defendants it's a lifetime in the General Political Discussion forum. And for the prosecution hpdrifter? That's right--It's-- A Lifetime Ban! Yes, Johnny, after falsely accusing two beloved BBMB members of conspiracy and abandonment Lt. hpdrifter will have a long and prosperous internet life on the Insane Clown Posse message board teaching grammar and spelling to the juggalos! Thank you for playing "Should We or Should-We-Not Follow the Advice of the Galactically Stupid"!!!

* sweeps all papers and files off desk, half-empty cans of red bull and Starbucks cups of green tea fly everywhere. There is silence. Only the sound of the bunnies munching on romaine lettuce. They appear bored and unamused.*
mickill
03-06-2009, 07:20 PM
I feel frustrated and impotent. :(

It happens to everyone.

Any of the following apply to you currently?

* feeling anxious, guilty or depressed
* stress at work
* conflicts with your partner
* unresolved issues about your sexual orientation

The last one perhaps?
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 07:24 PM
*puts both hands on large lawyer desk, hangs head and sighs*
mickill
03-06-2009, 07:31 PM
*is watching Road House on TV, drinking apple juice*
Lyman Zerga
03-06-2009, 07:33 PM
wow you people got problems
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 07:45 PM
Oh come on, you know you LOLed.

Especially the part about the bunnies.
hpdrifter
03-06-2009, 08:04 PM
I should have said conspiracy and racketeering. Racketeering is so much funnier than abandonment. And most likely more accurate!

Oh great odin's raven why won't this day END already?
Echewta
03-06-2009, 08:11 PM
Apple juice. Such a dads drink.
yeahwho
03-06-2009, 10:37 PM
Believe it or Not (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UH59CrRZLY) the world is an amazingly deceptive place.
mikizee
03-07-2009, 06:17 AM
huh
Myu-to
03-07-2009, 12:14 PM
So I guess you would know if say, a vibrator was under your chair then?
Nuzzolese
03-08-2009, 04:34 PM
I was framed!
Echewta
03-09-2009, 12:22 AM
Is this a thread about them crushing on each other?
jabumbo
03-09-2009, 11:58 AM
so is this what its like to get a state provided lawyer?
adam_f
03-09-2009, 12:15 PM
Nuzz needs to change her avatar back to her old one.
mickill
03-09-2009, 12:49 PM
I was framed!
Nuzzolese
03-09-2009, 01:28 PM
Nuzz needs to change her avatar back to her old one.

Why?

And I always come clean. I washed my face and 'ands afore I come, I did!
adam_f
03-09-2009, 02:12 PM
I liked your old avatar a lot
Nuzzolese
03-09-2009, 02:16 PM
It is nice when people keep the same avatar, then I know I'm still talking to the same person I remember. Maybe I should switch back.
adam_f
03-09-2009, 02:25 PM
You're welcome for the mild peer pressure
Nuzzolese
03-09-2009, 04:24 PM
Since my name is in the title of the thread I feel free in hijacking it and making it about whatever I want. So does anyone especially like my avatar and think it's worth keeping?
taquitos
03-09-2009, 04:26 PM
no it sucks.
mickill
03-09-2009, 05:03 PM
I find it offensive.
Nuzzolese
03-09-2009, 05:05 PM
I'll get around to changing it when I get around to it...like my underwear.
Echewta
03-09-2009, 05:44 PM
It looks like some crazy one legged black leaf with a huge one arm.
taquitos
03-09-2009, 05:57 PM
or an ostrich looking upward