You think your life is hard?

[Guy Incognito]

well consider the life of an egg.

It only gets laid once
It only gets smashed once
And the only person to sit on its face is its mum.



Sorry if that's an old one, i got told it the other day and thought it was funny.

[camo]

and it smells of egg

[Lyman Zerga]

im feeling quite suicidal

[Guy Incognito]

im feeling quite suicidal

have some scrambled eggs on toast, you'll feel better

[Pres Zount]

Eggs aren't actually alive.

[Lyman Zerga]

eating is all i do all day, it doesnt help

[Guy Incognito]

Eggs aren't actually alive.

and neither is your sense of humour.:p

eating is all i do all day, it doesnt help

just be happy in the knowledge that you dont have to resort to making bad jokes on the internet to make your day.

[-T-]

Eggs aren't actually alive.


Yeah but many could be alive. Why punishes the unborn bird who committed no crime?

[Nuzzolese]

I've emailed this to everyone in my office, and I printed it out and hung it on my wall.

[Pres Zount]

^hahaha. Now that is funny.

[jabumbo]

fuckin' egg man