you will buy. buy. buy. buy. buy. buy. buy.

[b i o n i c]

i was waiting at a light and this new video display ad on the side of a bus drove by , nearly fucking burned my corneas with a flash of light. it pulled over, letting people on/off. this flash went off every 10 seconds, lighting up the entire side of the street everytime the logo came up. it was so exhaggerated i couldnt believe it. on the side of a bus. not in midtown but on the upper east side.

this is about three hairs away from a time when advertising resorts to roaming robots that slap you, grab you by the ears, put your head on a chin rest and beam messages directly into your mind.

how the fuck is this not intrusive?

[Adam]

it sounds dangerous.

Did you buy it though is the question. If not you can tell them that sort of advertising doesn't work.

[HEIRESS]

that doesn`t even sound legal!

I swear only emergency vehicles can have flashing lights of any sort.

perhaps our laws are completely different though. I dont think BC even allows underbody neon lighting anymore.

[b i o n i c]

its not an actual strobe, but the screen is so bright. its these white flashes. its bad, it actually felt like back to the future 2 or minority report or 1984 or irobot.. kinda unsettling, interesting, exciting? maybe that was just me tripping on it

also, whenver i watch ms nbc there constantly talking about twitter and tweeting and twatting. sometimes thats not the most annoying thing about that channel

product placement on jimmy fallon is outta control