View Full Version : Chips or Chocolate?
Helvete
03-09-2009, 04:18 PM
Lunchtime, sandwich, bottle of coke, packet of chips and a chocolate bar. Question is, what do you eat first?!
THE CHOCOLATE OR THE CHIPS?!
I think there is only one answer.
na§tee
03-09-2009, 04:24 PM
chips as in potato crisps or chips CHIPS? i would have thought you'd say "crisps" and chips chips are sort of a weird comparison to make to chocolate. so. i assume you mean potato chips. are we all suitably confused now?
(i'd eat the sandwich first - the chocolate/crisps are the DESSERT! order: sandwich, crisps, chocolate)
taquitos
03-09-2009, 04:27 PM
i'm so hungry
what about these? (http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9/southeaststar/default/gallery-msg-1132715950-2.jpg)
taquitos
03-09-2009, 04:36 PM
real answer:
eat some chips, drink some coke. eat some sandwich, eat some more chips, drink some more
coke, eat some more sandwich. finish chips. finish sandwich. finish coke. eat chocolate bar.
i usually pour the chips out or keep them next to the sandwich to pick at if i don't have a plate.
Helvete
03-09-2009, 04:38 PM
chips as in potato crisps or chips CHIPS? i would have thought you'd say "crisps" and chips chips are sort of a weird comparison to make to chocolate. so. i assume you mean potato chips. are we all suitably confused now?
(i'd eat the sandwich first - the chocolate/crisps are the DESSERT! order: sandwich, crisps, chocolate)
Well at least you're bloody smart enough to work it out. Who the fuck would have CHIP CHIPS for lunch AND A SANDWICH! No-one that's who. But yeah, potato chips, like a BAG OF CHIPS! Nobody has chip chips in a bag, do they?
I speak International English now, none of this regional shite.
na§tee
03-09-2009, 04:39 PM
sure people have CHIPS CHIPS in a bag! you go into the chippie and ask for a bag of chips! with extra salt and vinegar please!
You can get chip chips in a bag - in fact at a chip shop you ask for a bag of chips to get chip chips.
edit: na§tee beat me to explaining a bag of chips.
taquitos
03-09-2009, 04:40 PM
what the fuck.... you people are insane
potato fucking chips (http://www.healingwithnutrition.com/graphic/chips.gif)
Helvete
03-09-2009, 04:41 PM
real answer:
eat some chips, drink some coke. eat some sandwich, eat some more chips, drink some more
coke, eat some more sandwich. finish chips. finish sandwich. finish coke. eat chocolate bar.
NEVER EVER EVER! You MUST have drink left at the end. How can you still have food and no drink? You've now got all chocolate goo in your mouth and nothing to wash it down with.
Sandwich, eat enough to dry your mouth, wash with some drink, continue eating sandwich and drinking in this manner. Possibly if you are feeling mad, open the bag of chips whilst still eating the sandwich and overlap the eating of them. But the sandwich must be finished before the chips. Then once the sandwich and chips are finished, more drink then open the chocolate and eat. THEN FINISH THE DRINK.
This is the way.
taquitos
03-09-2009, 04:43 PM
yeah. i can handle a chocolate bar w/o any coke, too much sugar. i thought about it for a sec though.
maybe i'll hit the water fountain or something. for me, it's all about the pickle for palate cleansing and
mid-sandwich refreshment. i eat half the pickle after half the sandwich, then the other half afterwards.
Helvete
03-09-2009, 04:44 PM
sure people have CHIPS CHIPS in a bag! you go into the chippie and ask for a bag of chips! with extra salt and vinegar please!
No dice. You get a polystyrene thing wrapped in paper. Small or large. Or is this bag of chip chips from the same place you get deep fried batter and deep fried ice cream?
na§tee
03-09-2009, 04:45 PM
i think it really depends on the flavour of the crisps. is it a nice, not too overpowering COMPLIMENTARY flavour of crisps such as ready salted (highly underrated in my opinion) or a crazy strong flavour like prawn cocktail or, like i saw in the shops today, CAJUN SQUIRREL (oh those crazy walkers people!)?
na§tee
03-09-2009, 04:46 PM
No dice. You get a polystyrene thing wrapped in paper. Small or large. Or is this bag of chip chips from the same place you get deep fried batter and deep fried ice cream?
i have received chips in greaseproof paper, cones, little trays, and bags. the crazy world of chips chips. what we need are chips.. on a stick.
you'd disagree with anything i said just because you don't like me. even if i am talking about CHIPS.
Helvete
03-09-2009, 04:47 PM
Oh, that's not true. I like you just great. It's just my way of showing it.
taquitos
03-09-2009, 04:48 PM
are we talking about chips here, or chips. or erik estrada?
this thread has blown my mind. im gonna go smoke weed and try to keep my grip on the world and not be flung into outer space.
bye.
Freebasser
03-09-2009, 04:49 PM
I speak International English now, none of this regional shite.
Like, um... the word 'shite'?
Helvete
03-09-2009, 04:52 PM
Well, I'm still learning. Unfortunately living with and working with Scottish people 24/7 really does actually have an affect on me. Shite and pish being 2 of them.
OR MAYBE IT WAS IRONY! YEAH IRONY, GET IT?! Well obviously you didn't.
potato chips
french fries
non-north americans need to learn and use these terms more often, but meh i'll usually have fruit with my lunch, and pop is total garbage.
Helvete
03-09-2009, 05:26 PM
Woah, hold it right there, pop? No you didn't.
beastieangel01
03-09-2009, 05:49 PM
are we talking about chips here, or chips. or erik estrada?
this thread has blown my mind. im gonna go smoke weed and try to keep my grip on the world and not be flung into outer space.
bye.
LOL
I voted chips. Doing the sweet at first throws me off, so I'd advise against it.
I don't eat chips, so it's an easy choice for me.
Lex Diamonds
03-10-2009, 10:12 AM
"Chips"? Serious man, what the fuck? Why are you just pandering to the Americans, I thought you were in the British Army?
Oh...
taquitos
03-10-2009, 10:33 AM
HA!
Pres Zount
03-10-2009, 10:36 AM
I regularly have chips chips and a sandwich for lunch. Actually, I usually have it for morning tea and then have a chocolate bar for lunch. Then they give away the leftover rolls for afternoon tea before they go stale.
paul jones
03-10-2009, 10:38 AM
pot noodle
Helvete
03-10-2009, 12:13 PM
"Chips"? Serious man, what the fuck? Why are you just pandering to the Americans, I thought you were in the British Army?
Oh...
8 months in Iraq, Kuwait and Qatar where everything is potato chips, kool aid and twinkies has an effect.
ScarySquirrel
03-11-2009, 10:23 AM
Dude, the chocolate is obviously dessert - therefore it's last. Eat the chips first.
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