I banged my flatmate last night

[Lex Diamonds]

Bad idea? I'm not even that attracted to her but she's been wanting it for months and I gave in... We didn't choose to live together or anything (all the first years live in mixed flats of 6) and we're not exactly best friends but this is gonna make things a lil awkward.

I always told myself I wouldn't get involved with anyone I lived with... "don't jizz on your own doorstep" and all that. Woops!

[Dorothy Wood]

eh, it'll turn out alright as long as she's not in love with you.

[kaiser soze]

just fuck your other flatmate to help you forget about this

[Lex Diamonds]

Of the other two one's short and fat (and has had most of the cock on campus) and the other is too tall with big teeth and an even bigger boyfriend.

I could/probably will just do one of her mates. A few of them have been showing some interest lately too.

[RobMoney$]

Maybe she's not that into you either and it won't be too bad.

[Lex Diamonds]

Seriously I'm not big headed or anything but it is kind of obvious she likes me. Plus I gave her 2 (real) orgasms which probably won't help matters...

[russhie]

I can't help but laugh at that.

Um, I find it awkward enough occasionally bumping into someone I've slept with at a club, or something, so, good luck with the whole living together thing. Who knows though, she might be cool about it.

[RobMoney$]

Sounds like you've got yourself in a real pickle.

Does she at least have any money you could manipulate her into giving you?

[checkyourprez]

i had a similar problem at school. shell get over it.

lived in an apartment with 4 separate places. 5 herb dudes next door, 4 dork ass chicks upstairs to the left and 4 cool chicks to the right. needless to say it was on and popping with them. 1 chick got banged by 3 1/2 of us (at different times, this isnt the time for that story), a differnt one got banged by one of the dudes that banged the first one. and this still different chick got banged by a different guy i lived with.


normal shit, just play it cool, she will get its just college shenanigans and move on.

[russhie]

How does one have sex with three and a half men?

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah but for reals I hope she doesn't think she can just hop on it now whenever she's feeling the frisk. She's come and got into bed with me a few times before (as friends) cuz I keep it on the latch but locking my door might seem a bit harsh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC0owc1E1Zs

[TurdBerglar]

why are you sleeping with people at clubs

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm guessing that's supposed to be a joke about russhie's comment? Pretty weak bro.

[Dorothy Wood]

maybe you should have a talk with her about how it was fun, but you don't think it's a good idea to continue that kind of behavior on account of your living situation. tell her you're not looking for a relationship, etc. etc.


that is, if she tries to get with you again. if she doesn't, just carry on as normal and don't sleep with her again or she'll think you like her.


I once slept with a friend a few times who I thought had feelings for me, and another guy for a year and a half off and on. it all worked out because they were scared of actually sharing their feelings. the year and a half guy even deleted my phone number after I blew him off a few times, but still met up with me when I'd call him because dudes love sex. I started feeling bad after awhile though and stopped calling. I still feel kind of bad. oh well.

[checkyourprez]

How does one have sex with three and a half men?

well 3 of us out right.


than the 1/2 is more of just a funny story. one of my best friends from college, great kid, goofiest 1 of a kind personality, but did not get a lot of action at school. so he ended up in bed with that chick that we had all been with, and she wasnt really into it so long story short, the kid basically jerks off on her back and says "weellllll what do we have here". i almost pissed my pants when he told me that story. yea technically he didnt bang her, but defiantly shot'er with the skeet.

[checkyourprez]

maybe you should have a talk with her about how it was fun, but you don't think it's a good idea to continue that kind of behavior on account of your living situation. tell her you're not looking for a relationship, etc. etc.


that is, if she tries to get with you again. if she doesn't, just carry on as normal and don't sleep with her again or she'll think you like her.


I once slept with a friend a few times who I thought had feelings for me, and another guy for a year and a half off and on. it all worked out because they were scared of actually sharing their feelings. the year and a half guy even deleted my phone number after I blew him off a few times, but still met up with me when I'd call him because dudes love sex. I started feeling bad after awhile though and stopped calling. I still feel kind of bad. oh well.

i agree with the bold for the most part, until the underline. thats a bit unrealistic if you get drunk (well your english im pretty sure this is going to happen, a lot) and you dont have anything else to poke on. than your going to turn to the sure thing. thats where you delima comes in. because once its happend, the flood gates are usually open. especially if shes more than willing. so you really just have to ask yourself if you want to keep that option open and fuck with her emotions (which is whatever in most guys book at your age), or really cut it off.

[russhie]

well 3 of us out right.


than the 1/2 is more of just a funny story. one of my best friends from college, great kid, goofiest 1 of a kind personality, but did not get a lot of action at school. so he ended up in bed with that chick that we had all been with, and she wasnt really into it so long story short, the kid basically jerks off on her back and says "weellllll what do we have here". i almost pissed my pants when he told me that story. yea technically he didnt bang her, but defiantly shot'er with the skeet.

Right. Classy.

[Lex Diamonds]

Ha, what a scumbag. Gentlemen spunk on the front of the body.

[Dorothy Wood]

i agree with the bold for the most part, until the underline. thats a bit unrealistic if you get drunk (well your english im pretty sure this is going to happen, a lot) and you dont have anything else to poke on. than your going to turn to the sure thing. thats where you delima comes in. because once its happend, the flood gates are usually open. especially if shes more than willing. so you really just have to ask yourself if you want to keep that option open and fuck with her emotions (which is whatever in most guys book at your age), or really cut it off.


I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that paddy not fuck with this girl's emotions. if only for his own sake.

it's easy enough to find girls who will bang with out any strings attached. and maybe this girl is up for that sort of thing. I just think they need to discuss it first to make sure she's not going to end up a weepy lump in his bed every night.

[Yetra Flam]

i made eggplant parm with my roommate.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that paddy not fuck with this girl's emotions. if only for his own sake.

it's easy enough to find girls who will bang with out any strings attached. and maybe this girl is up for that sort of thing. I just think they need to discuss it first to make sure she's not going to end up a weepy lump in his bed every night.
We're English. English people don't talk, we suppress things with alcohol.

Also, I thought you bitches liked being disrespected? Dumb hoes always switching lanes.

[Dorothy Wood]

ah, so you weren't really looking for advice then, just wanted to brag? I see.

if you're willing to suffer the wrath of a heart-broken young lady under the same roof, then by all means, carry on. maybe later you and prez can suck each other's dicks and high five?

[Lex Diamonds]

Is there any right advice? I'm just being honest. I swear you pussies on here can't handle the truth sometimes.

[russhie]

I'm going to have the let's-keep-it-casual talk with a couple of boys this weekend, I think. Both want to stay single but I'm not sure how they feel about me sleeping with another guy on the regular...Either way I'd rather have a conversation about it at the start and know where I stand. No one gets fucked about that way.

I guess I recommend that sort of action. As in having a chat about it. Not action action. ergh.

[Dorothy Wood]

TRUTH IS BUT AN ILLUSION.


what? I don't know. I'm too stoned to think of anything clever.

[Lex Diamonds]

Heh, join the club. At least it aint 5.43am there.

I'ma roll a fat one and watch the new Simpsons episode. Stay classy San Diego.

[Adam]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/2980628.stm

[na§tee]

it's easter soon, then exams (!!!), then you're going to move out for good in a couple of months. no biggie.

[camo]

"don't jizz on your own doorstep"

Mate, didn't I tell you this in freshers week?

[Adam]

Mate, didn't I tell you this in freshers week?

called FAF week here to non-students who are residents of sheffield

Fuck
A
Fresher

[paul jones]

let me know when your on the Jeremy Kyle show G(y)

[ericlee]

Hey guise, I got laid last night. Ima go smoke some pot and watch cartoons now

Swell! Good to see you keeping things real bro! We sometimes worry about you.

[Adam]

Swell! Good to see you keeping things real bro! We sometimes worry about you.

dude, let him be - he is living the typical student life. I know we all rip on each other here but sometimes I think you actually mean it.

[Planetary]

relieved?

congratulations mate :)(y)

[Adam]

relieved?

congratulations mate :)(y)

haha!

Bob next (!)

[Planetary]

dude, let him be - he is living the typical student life. I know we all rip on each other here but sometimes I think you actually mean it.

its cause hes what we call a 'pathetic loser' :)

[checkyourprez]

ah, so you weren't really looking for advice then, just wanted to brag? I see.

if you're willing to suffer the wrath of a heart-broken young lady under the same roof, then by all means, carry on. maybe later you and prez can suck each other's dicks and high five?

no. no. no.


we high five when we are bending you over, its called the eiffel tower. duh.

[Planetary]

no. no. no.


we high five when we are bending you over, its called the eiffel tower. duh.

lol jokes

[Nuzzolese]

Did you stay the night in the same bed?

[-T-]

It's only a big deal if she makes it one lol. I never really had a situation quite like this. In high school i fucked my worst enemy's sister. It was amazing but it caused a lot of fights and drama. well worth it. haha

[Dorothy Wood]

no. no. no.


we high five when we are bending you over, its called the eiffel tower. duh.


YOU ARE GROSS!

[Nuzzolese]

I thought it was funny how you put "real" in parenthases when you said you gave her two orgasms.

I only get fake orgasms, those designer ones cost too much.

[Nuzzolese]

YOU ARE GROSS!

You love it, you hussy!

[Dorothy Wood]

no way, jose

[checkyourprez]

YOU ARE GROSS!

:p

[ericlee]

dude, let him be - he is living the typical student life. I know we all rip on each other here but sometimes I think you actually mean it.

What are you talking about? I am being serious.

All the symptoms of white trash come bailing from the kid's fingertips.

[Nuzzolese]

Let's not jump to conclusions. We don't know about his habits concerning Mountain Dew, yet.

[Adam]

We don't get Mountain Dew any more in the UK.

[Nuzzolese]

Good for you! I heard microwaves were outlawed in Finland!

[camo]

I just heard Paul Jones fart.

[Lyman Zerga]

paddy is like the jesus of all slags

[camo]

comes once a year?

Oh no, that's santa.

[b i o n i c]

whores, lol(y)

[Nuzzolese]

Was it her?

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1647260&postcount=25748

Be honest.

[mickill]

Which one? Be specific.

[mickill]

My bad. I think the one with the Yankee fitted might be a young dude.

[mickill]

Oh shit, the chick with the tight sweats might be a dude too.

[Lex Diamonds]

Was it her?

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1647260&postcount=25748

Be honest.
No, she's actually one of my best friends. Fuck you Mike. I wouldn't tap it, apart from the fact our friendship is too good my standards are quite high.

And yeah we slept in my bed together from 9.30am to 1.30pm. I had a presentation to write and do that day so I had to slap her on the ass and send her back across the hall. Seen some of her friends since and they all being overly nice to me...

[ericlee]

I don't get it. You're saying you've got high standards but yet you talk of your flatmate as being some floozie.

[mickill]

Fuck you Mike. I wouldn't tap it

Whoa whoa whoa. Be easy, son. No need to be all mean n shit.

[Nuzzolese]

No, she's actually one of my best friends. Fuck you Mike. I wouldn't tap it, apart from the fact our friendship is too good my standards are quite high.

And yeah we slept in my bed together from 9.30am to 1.30pm. I had a presentation to write and do that day so I had to slap her on the ass and send her back across the hall. Seen some of her friends since and they all being overly nice to me...


She stayed for that long, and now her friends love you. I think she means busines, and by business I mean a relationship. Or, at least enough of a relationship that she might get jealous if she sees you with another girl. And then her friends might hate you. And then you probably won't get to sleep with any of them unless you turn them against her. You might want to start there.

Did you ever end up messing around with that girlfriend of your friend? http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1184001&postcount=10

[ericlee]

haha. Nuzz is on a role.

[taquitos]

rod stewart wouldn't give a goddamn about some bitch. suck it up and be a man you whiny little fuck.

[Nuzzolese]

aww shit now mike's up in this gangsta party! You done just put two of mezzage board'z most wanted in the same mothafuckin' place at the same mothafuckin' time. Y'all niggaz 'bout to feel this. Break out the champagne glasses and the mothafuckin' condoms.

[mickill]

FA SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE USED TO DRIBBLE DOWN IN BRIZZTOL!

"when we're alone she keeps telling me how she likes the idea of secret passionate affairs. "

That sounds pretty intense.

[Nuzzolese]

He's got to be fighting these bitchez off!

[mickill]

His crib prolly got more hoes than a golf course.

[Nuzzolese]

His room prolly looks like a Victoria's Secret at the end of clearance day.

[mickill]

He prolly be turning bitchez away like, nah son, step ya game up and come back when ya shit tight. Then I'm a hit that.

[Myu-to]

Unless he be one of dem mercy fuck moods yo!
I'm not even that attracted to her but she's been wanting it for months and I gave in...!
A playa can't keep all dat goodness exclusively for the honeys, you gotta help the uglies out for time to time to keep good wit Jesus.

[b i o n i c]

all playa got to do is ax, yo bich, how my dictate?

sorry i just wanted to say that

[Dorothy Wood]

oh man, this thread is so racist.

[Nuzzolese]

prolly it iz, biatch

[mickill]

Or she prolly got a PhD, a playa hater's degree

[Bob]

PhDeez nuts

[Nuzzolese]

Raise up off these n-u-ts, cause you gets none of these

[mickill]

I scratch you off my bawz with my muthafuckin pawz.

[DIGI]

Woo da fuck ordered da gratuity?!??! Dat shit's expeensive.


But, seriously, Padster, was it that nasty blonde chick you're always taking your Ruff Ryders pictures with?? Did she say Ride or Die?

sizzle.

[Echewta]

Wait, this isn't about a girl with no breasts?

[Adam]

I hate whites.

[Videodrome]

Wait, this isn't about a girl with no breasts?
(y)

[marsdaddy]

There seems to be some aggression built up in here.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whoa whoa whoa. Be easy, son. No need to be all mean n shit.
I can say that shit cuz she's my homegirl. But please believe I will bust on ANY punk motherfucker tryina diss a bitch. Word is bond. That's the fam right there.

And all y'all motherfuckers better know I got that dime piece ass locked DOWN. Don't let all these haters get it twisted.

[Lex Diamonds]

I forgot to mention the flatmate has stepped her game up since the start of the year. Benefits of a free gym membership on campus, belee dat.

[mickill]

I can say that shit cuz she's my homegirl. But please believe I will bust on ANY punk motherfucker tryina diss a bitch. Word is bond. That's the fam right there.

And all y'all motherfuckers better know I got that dime piece ass locked DOWN. Don't let all these haters get it twisted.

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

[Lex Diamonds]

For real? You dumb as hell dog.

[mickill]

No seriously. I don't wanna cross any lines if that's fam right there. If she really is your homegirl, I don't wanna be offensive towards her. I mean it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Straight up son she's my main bitch. I got love for that chick nahmean?

[mickill]

Are you two related?

[Echewta]

People just don't randomly drop "nahmean" if it weren't serious mickill. Glad you both were able to clear the air.

[ericlee]

why am I picking up wigger Kentucky, Atlanta and W Virgina vibes from this thread when the author is from London?

[Lex Diamonds]

Are you two related?
No son I said she part of the fam. Inner circle shit, we ride and die together you feel?

[Lex Diamonds]

why am I picking up wigger Kentucky, Atlanta and W Virgina vibes from this thread when the author is from London?
Maybe the same reason I catch Soho and Brighton vibes from all your posts, pendéjo.

[funk63]

why am I picking up wigger Kentucky, Atlanta and W Virgina vibes from this thread when the author is from London?

Some hillbilly tried to sell me meth in Wheeling West Virginia.

[Echewta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRsleOwxz-Q&NR=1

[mickill]

No son I said she part of the fam. Inner circle shit, we ride and die together you feel?

So you're not interested in her just because you aren't blood related? Come on dude.

[Lex Diamonds]

Smooth set up but the punchline was lacking. 6.5/10

[ericlee]

Maybe the same reason I catch Soho and Brighton vibes from all your posts, pendéjo.

Actually I catch Chelsea and Willyburg vibes from yours the more I think about it, Mariposa.

[Lex Diamonds]

Gobble my gullo.

[ericlee]

chupa me huevos

[Lex Diamonds]

Sorry but I don't want to suck your head.

[Lyman Zerga]

i fucked sancho

[Nuzzolese]

I grew up in West Virginia! belee dat.

[Myu-to]

In west Phildadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is were I spent most of my days.

[Adam]

In west Phildadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is were I spent most of my days.

what did you do?

[checkyourprez]

So you're not interested in her just because you aren't blood related? Come on dude.

damn sehn bc i Aready made a thread about that shits. he could have added to the family skin hitting fest.

[A. Chimendez]

These threads need to be next to each other.

[DIGI]

we ride and die together you feel?

I knew it.

[-T-]

what did you do?

Most likely chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.

[Lex Diamonds]

So one of her friends just left. It was a lot better than with her, seeing as I was actually attracted to the girl. Anyway, now things get interesting.

[checkyourprez]

So one of her friends just left. It was a lot better than with her, seeing as I was actually attracted to the girl. Anyway, now things get interesting.



ahhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh. now it gets interesting.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah this is inane!!

[Fern]

Was it her?

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1647260&postcount=25748

Be honest.

LOOK AT THE DOOR KNOCKERS ON THAT SKANK!

[AceFace]

what the hell are door knockers?

[Kid Presentable]

Bucka Bucka!

[Fern]

what the hell are door knockers?


Well, those aren't true door knockers.

Typically found where white kids think they're black, 'Door Knockers' are large hoop earings that resemble the mechnism that knocks on a door. Real 'door knockers' have the girls name through the center of the earing like these. (http://discoveringhair.com/blog/megangood/megangoodhair10.jpg)

[mickill]

Better yet, these (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7548/coverli4.jpg)

[Fern]

i'm at work and my shit's blocked. How bad are they???

[mickill]

Roxanne Shante bad

[Nuzzolese]

she is dope (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1152/642055348_8be1141127.jpg?v=0)

[b i o n i c]

ah, the 90s(y)

[Videodrome]

i'm at work and my shit's blocked. How bad are they???
they're pretty fucking thick.

[Junker]

Padster still macho!

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm not macho. I'm all sensitive and shit. I just don't feel human emotions, that's all.

[Junker]

I'm not macho. I'm all sensitive and shit. I just don't feel human emotions, that's all.

A true sympathetic. (y)