View Full Version : So My Friend Banged Her Flatmate Last Night...
Myu-to
03-10-2009, 11:50 PM
She said the guy has been bugging her, and seemed so pathetic and desperate that she finally gave in. She said that he was a terrible lay so faked two orgasms to make him feel better. The thing is now the guy thinks he is all of that. It's very awkward, she thinks he's going to brag about it on the internet. I told no one is that lame.
Lex Diamonds
03-10-2009, 11:51 PM
This, like most of your posts, is much less funny than you think.
checkyourprez
03-11-2009, 12:01 AM
She said the guy has been bugging her, and seemed so pathetic and desperate that she finally gave in. She said that he was a terrible lay so faked two orgasms to make him feel better. The thing is now the guy thinks he is all of that. It's very awkward, she thinks he's going to brag about it on the internet. I told no one is that lame.
shes probably just lying so she doesn't look like the slut she really is.
Myu-to
03-11-2009, 12:08 AM
This, like most of your posts, is much less funny than you think.
And you, like most of your posts, are full of shit.
Lex Diamonds
03-11-2009, 12:18 AM
To the contrary I think you'll find I'm one of the most down the line people on this board, and you are a boring delusional dick.
Myu-to
03-11-2009, 12:23 AM
Too bad it's just the internet.
Lex Diamonds
03-11-2009, 01:00 AM
True say, it's a shame I don't get to see you make such a tit of yourself in person.
Oh well I'm sure I'll get over it.
Myu-to
03-11-2009, 10:00 AM
If by "make such a tit out of yourself" you mean watch as I call some punk kid on the bullshit that he is saying, and then rub his face in it, then I must agree that it is a shame you can't witness it in person.
I think most people like to see an ill-mannered child get the spanking that they richly deserve, it's just most people seem to give up on a child when they go off to college. I, however, believe that it's never too late to teach someone the proper way to conduct themselves, and that it just takes longer for some children to get it.
I must say that I am proud of you Patrick for showing such maturity in this area. Good on you!(y)
You get a :) for the day.
Lex Diamonds
03-11-2009, 12:58 PM
I'm not "some punk kid" and I'm not talking bullshit. I'm a 20 year old living my life and you are some middle aged man trying to bug me on the internet. Look at this for what it really is you sad act.
Nuzzolese
03-11-2009, 01:20 PM
A middle aged man spanking an ill-mannered child? That sound SEXY!
adam_f
03-11-2009, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by The Padster
I'm a 20 year old living my life
...on the internet
Guy Incognito
03-11-2009, 01:39 PM
will you two just get a room for cliffs sake
Myu-to
03-11-2009, 01:45 PM
Ok. Let's. I am simply making fun of you for posting some bullshit story on the internet, like if I saw a video of a kid hitting himself repeatedly in the nuts with a hammer. Now we can also pretend it's not bullshit too if you want. Yay, yippy for you, you got laid, big fuckin' deal. Were you looking for a pat on the back? You said in the thread the you weren't looking for advice, so you must be looking for approval. Sorry, I'm fresh out of approval for kids making stupid choices. So chalk it up to your age, chalk it up to being part of the "college experience", one day you'll look back at this time in your life, laugh and say what the fuck was I thinking.
it just takes longer for some children to get it.
Myu-to
03-11-2009, 01:46 PM
...on the internet
:D
Nuzzolese
03-11-2009, 01:53 PM
padster, what he's doing isn't right, it's not your little secret, and no one has the right to touch you in your bathing suit area if you don't want them to. Show the courtroom, on this doll, where he touched you.
Sorry we don't have a doll. Show us on this naked middle-aged man where he touched you. Touch the man so we know exactly where it was.
b i o n i c
03-11-2009, 01:57 PM
must be looking for approval
el-oh-el
checkyourprez
03-11-2009, 09:14 PM
Ok. Let's. I am simply making fun of you for posting some bullshit story on the internet, like if I saw a video of a kid hitting himself repeatedly in the nuts with a hammer. Now we can also pretend it's not bullshit too if you want. Yay, yippy for you, you got laid, big fuckin' deal. Were you looking for a pat on the back? You said in the thread the you weren't looking for advice, so you must be looking for approval. Sorry, I'm fresh out of approval for kids making stupid choices. So chalk it up to your age, chalk it up to being part of the "college experience", one day you'll look back at this time in your life, laugh and say what the fuck was I thinking.
somebodies jealous.
Planetary
03-11-2009, 09:22 PM
why are you busting such a chubby about a short sex story?
Lex Diamonds
03-12-2009, 12:33 AM
I know, why doesn't he make these faggoty little call-out threads for every one of my threads? Why would he be jealous of me getting all this fresh young pussy?
Oh yeah, because his wife has given birth!
you know vaginas don't stay dilated after giving birth. They are made to fit a tiny penis in as well as push a baby out.
The best sex has always been with older women whom have had a kid, I dunno why - its just been like that for me. Just so you know; I doubt he is jealous, although he might be...
Dorothy Wood
03-12-2009, 02:55 AM
padster, what he's doing isn't right, it's not your little secret, and no one has the right to touch you in your bathing suit area if you don't want them to. Show the courtroom, on this doll, where he touched you.
Sorry we don't have a doll. Show us on this naked middle-aged man where he touched you. Touch the man so we know exactly where it was.
*pops boner*
Myu-to
03-12-2009, 10:04 AM
I know, why doesn't he make these faggoty little call-out threads for every one of my threads? Why would he be jealous of me getting all this fresh young pussy?
Oh yeah, because his wife has given birth!
Naw Patrick, I'm not jealous of you "getting all this fresh young pussy." For me having sex with someone I love, and care deeply about feels so much better than just "banging a flatmate." This is something that I have known for longer than you have been alive. And, the fact that she has given birth, and is wonderful mother, makes her more beautiful and sexier than any woman that I have ever seen.
checkyourprez
03-12-2009, 10:11 AM
in time he may discover that.
maybe he wont.
your place to chastise him for it...?
Planetary
03-12-2009, 10:14 AM
This is something that I have known for longer than you have been alive.
way to go grandad
Myu-to
03-12-2009, 11:10 AM
way to go grandad
This really wasn't worth you stopping your xylophone playing to type.
Lex Diamonds
03-12-2009, 11:25 AM
No but seriously. It's pretty obvious you're just bitter and aging. You bring up my age at least once a week.
Myu-to
03-12-2009, 11:30 AM
your place to chastise him for it...?
Chastise? I was making fun of a follow board member for being an ignorant twat. That's what we do here, that's how we roll.
i just banged my finger
I masturbate more than anyone else in the world.
same same.
Myu-to
03-12-2009, 11:46 AM
No but seriously. It's pretty obvious you're just bitter and aging. You bring up my age at least once a week.
No, I only bring up your age when you act like you know what being a grown-up means. I'm sorry, you don't.
Lex Diamonds
03-12-2009, 12:04 PM
I don't act like anything. You seem to have a problem understanding this. I say exactly what I feel at the moment. If you think that makes me a child or not as intelligent as you then so be it. Just because I haven't experienced something doesn't always mean I can't understand it.
The wife thing was clearly a joke which you reacted to in seriousness, showing that you felt hurt and unable to carry on a battle of wit. For that I apologise.
Myu-to
03-12-2009, 12:54 PM
I don't act like anything. You seem to have a problem understanding this. I say exactly what I feel at the moment. If you think that makes me a child or not as intelligent as you then so be it. Just because I haven't experienced something doesn't always mean I can't understand it.
The wife thing was clearly a joke which you reacted to in seriousness, showing that you felt hurt and unable to carry on a battle of wit. For that I apologise.
You don't act like anything? Really? You don't here, but be honest with yourself. Also you might want to consider thinking before you speak, it will help avoid saying things "Just because I haven't experienced something doesn't always mean I can't understand it" in the future. Because yes, actually it does. You can have empathy for someone or something, but that is a far cry from actually experincing it. Be silent, and people might think that you are a fool. Speak, and you prove them right.
As far as the wife comment goes, fuck yeah it bothered me. I protect my wife fiercely, and hold my family sacred. Sacred. Not every husband or father does, but a man should. That being said, I do accept your apology. However, I must add, that it definitely does not qualify as wit, and that's what is required to carry on a battle of wit.
taquitos
03-12-2009, 12:58 PM
you're not a real man unless you own a farm or the heisman trophy
taquitos
03-12-2009, 12:58 PM
or both
Videodrome
03-12-2009, 01:00 PM
i agree.
Dorothy Wood
03-12-2009, 01:05 PM
what about a ranch instead of a farm? or maybe a farming ranch?
Lex Diamonds
03-12-2009, 01:09 PM
Also you might want to consider thinking before you speak, it will help avoid saying things "Just because I haven't experienced something doesn't always mean I can't understand it" in the future. Because yes, actually it does.
No, it doesn't. Not always. Obviously it does some of the time but definitely not always. If that were the case we would not be human.
taquitos
03-12-2009, 01:15 PM
ranches are okay only if you farm them and live somewhere near a desert, or are a cowboy.
Dorothy Wood
03-12-2009, 01:19 PM
okay, thanks.
hpdrifter
03-12-2009, 01:24 PM
I avoided this thread. But then it kept bumping to the top over and over again. Soon it was the only thread with any new posts. There was nothing i could do! I really wish I'd just let it well enough alone.
I avoided this thread. But then it kept bumping to the top over and over again. Soon it was the only thread with any new posts. There was nothing i could do! I really wish I'd just let it well enough alone.
I'm like that with the cuddles and assassination thread. The thread titles just haven't pulled me in yet.
hpdrifter
03-12-2009, 01:52 PM
I just checked out Assassination. It seems pretty cool to me.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:16 PM
I thought about making a thread about this old lady at work tried to set me up with her daughter, who is forty, but I decided not to on the basis that her daughter is forty and ugly.
you should of asked her if her daughter puts out on the first date. she'll never try setting you up again.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:20 PM
Ah, Christ, my mom is watching Yes, Dear and some kids are singing Hard Knock Life.
Both Adams are talking to each other. Creepy.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:20 PM
You're creepy.
Yeah, I know that already.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Oh, well, in that case, sorry for announcing it to the board.
Don't be sorry. Never be sorry! There is a reason for every one thing. You did good, young man.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:25 PM
I wish I was that guy in your avatar.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:28 PM
I bet he never gets helmet hair.
His horns are pretty hot. He must have thought long and hard about the helmet design.
Planetary
03-12-2009, 03:32 PM
This really wasn't worth you stopping your xylophone playing to type.
so you're jealous that i'm in a band and you're a fat bald nobody?
just come out and say it!
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:32 PM
I joined a deck hockey team and I'm seriously thinking about getting a helmet like that
mickill
03-12-2009, 03:32 PM
Just when you didn't think it was possible, this thread proves it can get even lamer.
adam_f
03-12-2009, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by mickill
Just when you didn't think it was possible, this thread proves it can get even lamer.
That's what you get for underestimating me.
hpdrifter
03-12-2009, 03:34 PM
I think maybe overestimating.
you seen this you can get from forbiddenplanet helmet hat (http://www.forbiddenplanet.com/products/36588/Halo_Master_Chief_Supreme_Edition_Collector_Costum e/Computer_Game/Clothing/Halo/Product.html). I was thinking how cool that would be on my motorbike, I mean it is half price. Then I thought to myself DORK!
A. Chimendez
03-12-2009, 04:19 PM
These threads need to be next to each other.
Lex Diamonds
03-12-2009, 04:47 PM
long and hard about the helmet
lol?
Planetary
03-12-2009, 05:58 PM
lol?
yup :)
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