Pirate or Ninja?

[Adam]

Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?

I really can't decide.

[Helvete]

Ninjas are better, but the life of a pirate seems more fun.

[camo]

Hmmmm....

Stealthy assasin with cool swords who bangs asian chicks or a drunken sea dog who wipes his arse with a hook and spends his life at sea with men?

[Adam]

Ninjas would probably have to retire earlier to and meditate. But you can be old as you want as a pirate.

[b i o n i c]

what are you fucking high? ninjas motherfucker!


: this will explain why (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm), if you said pirate, you are an idiot

[Nuzzolese]

Have we had this conversation before?

[taquitos]

camo is right. no question. most pirates probably died of scurvy or some STD or hypothermia or something pretty quickly anyway.

also the filth, hunger and the fact that you would probably be having sex with men is a deterrent for me.

ninjas are of a high social status, pirates are scum dogs.

[camo]

Ninjas would probably have to retire earlier to and meditate. But you can be old as you want as a pirate.

Fuck that, I'd be training my own clan of anti pirate ninjas.


and still banging asian chicks

[mickill]

what are you fucking high? ninjas motherfucker!


Pirate? You might as well have included barista or mall security guard.

[mickill]

Shit. I accidentally voted for pirate.

And I don't even know why I voted in the first place.

[ericlee]

Hmmmm....

Stealthy assasin with cool swords who bangs asian chicks or a drunken sea dog who wipes his arse with a hook and spends his life at sea with men?

I guess that means I'm a ninja and a pirate combined. :confused:

Pirate only meaning the hook part. I wasn't in the navy so the spending his life at sea with men is invalid.

[Adam]

Thanks guys. Ninja it is.

You see, what got me thinking is pirates have fun and would probably fuck your ninja girlfriend anyway. But ninjas don't normally want for anything and thus seem quite boring. And ninjas are always working. Pirates don't. Also pirates don't follow any rules.

I thought we had this conversation before but I did a search and we hadn't.

[na§tee]

cowboy.

[camo]

not a cowgirl?

[b i o n i c]

cowboys or gauchos

[Helvete]

You guys so don't understand what it entails to actually be a ninja. THERE ARE NO FUN AND GAMES BEING A NINJA! Pirates get booty.

[taquitos]

i understand. it's a harder question than i thought at first, but i still say ninja - maybe a pirate captain, but most pirates probably are just like underpaid dock hands.

tis a pirates life for me (http://nimg.sulekha.com/Others/original700/somali-pirates-2008-11-25-15-21-31.jpg)

[Helvete]

Modern day pirates? No fucking way. Ninja is too much hard work, but old school 'sail the seven seas and rape the shit out of it' sounds like much more fun. Or am I think about vikings? Wait, I want to be a viking!

[mickill]

Traditional "arrr matey" pirates can't bathe for like weeks or even months at a time. Ninjas tend to their families and farms, meditate, and do origami and live seemingly normal Japanese lives. And they get to bathe.

[taquitos]

yeah vikings are better, i say viking. i don't bathe for months at a time anyway.

[roosta]

both were ruined by the internet.

[-T-]

A freelance ninja who takes on the life of a pirate for research purposes.

[paul jones]

Alan Carr's massive teef

[Lyman Zerga]

both is fucking overrated and boring

[Audio.]

if a ninja and pirate mate together the result would be a Samurai... but there is no option for that :(

sigh. I'd be a ninja. Pirates are dumbasses and ninjas could sabotage their fruity ships with out getting caught, plus they have the ability to run over water. Unless if you are a master in ninjutsu than you can just teleport.

[DipDipDive]

Ah, the quintessential hipster conundrum. WHICHEVER DRINKS MORE PBR, DUDE! HI5!

[Audio.]

I thought they were into Dinosaurs and hybrid animals.

[Lex Diamonds]

If I could use the skills in the life I have now then ninja. If being a ninja would involve devoting my life to keeping my body pure, training in the mountains and hanging around in bushes all the time then I definitely want the pirate life.

[Audio.]

studies shows pirates are most likely to get the clap by hooker tranny at some pub named Gills Happy Shack.

Where ninja can improvise like batman or just jerk around the bush spying on some japanese babes bathing at some spring. ninjas rule:cool:

[Miho]

Ninjas are about speed and swiftness. Pirates would be too drunk off rum to do anything constructive. I'd be a ninja.

[Lex Diamonds]

Pirates would be too drunk off rum to do anything constructive.
Exactly, which is perfect for me. Very little adjustment necessary.

[Miho]

Yeah, that's true. I wouldn't mind sitting there being drunk as hell. I'll just be a drunken pirate ninja.

[Adam]

sorry about this thread - I started getting high early yesterday.

I was playing with Lego (yes I'm 8 years old) and the question struck me. I really love lego, only reason I want kids is so I can buy them lego.

[Audio.]

you should have at least made Jedi as a 4th option. you jerk.

[funk63]

you should have at least made Jedi as a 4th option. you jerk.

Jedis are on a whole 'nother level that wouldn't even be fair.

[Adam]

Jedi Pirate!

This is not rum you are looking for. A Jedi Pirate would easily own a ninja. Even a master ninja

[Audio.]

fuck that. Jedi-Samurai-Viking-Dinosaur-Wizard would of at most leveled with chuck norris.

[Dorothy Wood]

both were ruined by the internet.


QFT


I picked ninja, but I think I'd rather be a cowboy like nastee.