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fucking baller looking. 4 1/2 hours later im back from the hospital and its in one piece. thats good i suppose.
you gotta stop letting him use those things as blowjob handles.
Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself.(y)
Myu-to
03-12-2009, 10:09 AM
You alright bro?
What happened? Fighting Tyson? Necking with the old man for the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups commerical? What? WHAT??
beastiegirrl101
03-12-2009, 10:14 AM
Alright dude, I just saw the pic and I DEF want to know what happened!
b i o n i c
03-12-2009, 11:10 PM
your ear!! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1654386&postcount=25951)
this is what you get for not tipping your barber(y)
yeah, you can't post this thread and that picture and not tell us what happened to that ear, it would literally be a crime (and i should know because i'm almost a lawyer now)
ericlee
03-13-2009, 02:36 AM
well T. C'mon wit it already.
I bet it was something really embarrassing since he ain't saying.
Just say it was a shark attack.
Well I was in a crouched position looking for something then I turned around as i jumped up and hit my ear/head on a plate of steel that was not in its home.(not that i should not have looked first lol)
I mean err I was almost shivved in a knife fight. Yeah, it looks bad, but you should see the other guy.
b i o n i c
03-13-2009, 12:10 PM
post a picture of the plate. weird story
Dorothy Wood
03-13-2009, 12:20 PM
you should just pm the information to bionic so he can write what happened from your perspective. he's good at describing things in a colorful manner. then you can like take his story and tell it in real life like you thought of it. and everyone will think you're super cool.
because dude, when you rip your ear off, you gotta have a better story than that. the people demand it!
Myu-to
03-13-2009, 12:24 PM
weird story
It's not weird at all. God knows how many times I have left steel plates lying around the house, in the fridge, on the back of the toilet, and nearly cut my ear off. It was only a matter of time.
Well i was just trying to be modest. I guess i will tell the true story:
Well it all started in the depths of South America, more specificly Peru. I was on a hunt for rabid Alpaca that have been attacking the innocent people of the surrounding city of Huacho, Lima and there evil ranchers. I was called upon this duty by the president Nelson Oswaldo Chui Mejía. He knew I was the only man for the job. It was a risky mission because the evil behind the underground Alpaca world have been recently working on breeding the alpaca with the wild boar of Asia. This could be devistating.
As I arrived I was greeted with great respect and hope. i would not let this get to my head. To end this problem i had to get to the source. Government sources claim the underground alpaca farm was located in the heart of the Amazon rainforest. They escorted me and a government issued scout by helicopter to the middle of the rainforest where we would have to hunt down the evil assainlents.
Now in the heart of the jungle the scout and I wandered for hours trying to collect clues and hints of where we needed to be. Night came and went. The middle of the forth night came and i awoke in the midst of sleeping. The scout was no where to be seen. i crept along with my machetti aside. I hear a howling sound. suddenly a rabid Alpaca leaps across a stream with a fit of rage with the head of the scout hanging from its foaming mouth. The beast drops the head and lets out a squealing howl as its red bright eyes stare into me. It charges at me, I leap feet in the air hit the side of a tree and do a backflip with my machetti in hand and slice in the Alpaca's jugular like butter. 1 down and i must be getting close.
I'm tired of telling the story, maybe i will finish later. yes my spelling sucks, I am aware.
jabumbo
03-13-2009, 02:09 PM
that was pretty badass (y) alpacas ain't nuttin' to fuck wit
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