I wish I could just pee in a bucket in the corner of my room

[Dorothy Wood]

because I don't feel like getting out of bed to walk all the way to the bathroom. too bad peeing in a bucket is gross. and too bad I don't even have a bucket. too bad.

maybe I can just fall asleep and pretend I don't really have to pee.

:mad:

[Miho]

Hold it in to achieve the world record for the longest time holding in your urine. Warning, your bladder may explode.

[TurdBerglar]

piss out the window

[Adam]

I'm holding in a pee right now to. Getting out of bed seems like a struggle, but I'm sure the power of the pee will soon overtake my need to be lazy

[Guy Incognito]

because I don't feel like getting out of bed to walk all the way to the bathroom. :mad:


commit a crime then and go to prison and your wish would come true. Oh and be careful what you wish for.

[funk63]

Sometimes I just pee in big cups laying around my room.

[checkyourprez]

i had college roomates who went two directions with this.

empty gatorade and water bottles would suddenly become full.

windows would open and it would rain.

i agree, having a penis is not to shabby.

[camo]

One year at Uni I had a sink in my bedroom. That came in handy for a few drunken midnight pisses.

Although thinking about it, it used to wake me up gargling some nights.

[Adam]

fucking students :rolleyes:

[paul jones]

It's annoying to have to get up and go but the walk back to bed is sort of like a victory parade knowing that you're going back into the world of dreams(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

well, I passed out right after posting this and never peed. I win!

[paul jones]

well, I passed out right after posting this and never peed. I win!

(y)

[Fern]

I have had a bad habit of pissing out of my 2nd story window on occasion, a while back, my old man came in my room and I sleep-walked to the window, opened it up and when he asked what I was doing, I said 'takin a piss, what does it look like.'

Once I got so drunk, I pissed in the port of a speaker in my room.