View Full Version : I hate watching people eat ice cream
Dorothy Wood
03-22-2009, 02:33 PM
it's so gross. especially when middle aged women eat it. there's an ice cream shop down the street and I keep seeing drooling brain dead tourists chomping down on cones while staring in the window and shouting.
sometimes they come in and ask me stupid questions in between mouthfuls of melty cream and I want to slap them.
I would prefer not to witness your gluttony, thank you very much.
ice cream is for sitting at home in front of the t.v. or walking around in the park. not shopping.
:mad:
beastiegirrl101
03-22-2009, 02:41 PM
is dippin dots kosher?
na§tee
03-22-2009, 02:42 PM
is that a euphemism ms natalie?
MC Moot
03-22-2009, 02:46 PM
you are not the ice cream queen!...you can not make up rules about who can eat the ice cream and where they eat it...people who chew gum,that's who we should reserve disdain for...having said that I would like 2 scoops of bubble gum flavor from baskin robbins in a sugar cone with a napkin,so as not to drip in Dorothy's general vicinity...
When I go to the US I'm gonna eat ice cream in tourist places with my mouth open and ask loudly for directions while shaking their hands with my sticky hands.
Especially in Chicago (I think that is where DW is)
beastiegirrl101
03-22-2009, 02:56 PM
is that a euphemism ms natalie?
it's non lickable. (http://www.dippindots.com/products/)
Lyman Zerga
03-22-2009, 03:16 PM
i hate people especially kids eating ice cream and the way they look at you while licking it
i dont want any of your stupid ass ice cream anyway!
Dorothy Wood
03-22-2009, 03:17 PM
dippin dots aren't as melty, but every now and again, you get the person who's a sloppy eater no matter what, and they're all "mow mow mow" on the dots and get those gross spittle strings inside of their mouths.
I think I'm just traumatized by my mother's ice cream eating when I was a kid. she loved it and would eat it in a super disgusting way (in my opinion).
also, I'm jealous of people who get to be on vacation and eat ice cream when I'm stuck inside. :(
double also, I hate dumb dumbs. and I don't like answering stupid questions. this isn't a gift shop you turds!
MC Moot
03-22-2009, 03:25 PM
I have some iiiiice cream… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ)
yeahwho
03-22-2009, 04:03 PM
I like everything about ice cream. People eating it, kids especially, cause they don't care about a sticky/messy face.
I think as adults if you go out and have ice cream at lunch and you don't care if you get kissed afterwards, fuck it eat your ice cream like a kid and wash it off next shower.
So stop looking at them then.
jabumbo
03-22-2009, 09:45 PM
dippin dots is for the birds (n)
paul jones
03-23-2009, 01:18 AM
I hate watching people eat.I like to eat alone but sometimes have had to go to resturants with ex gf's like a total spastic(y)
Audio.
03-23-2009, 05:02 AM
lol like an old prune. :p
No. I know what you mean, I can look the other way so it doesnt annoy me but when I'm next to a guy (my cousin does this) who happens to make chomping noises that sound something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSwOXcYDSes
it drives me mad.
edit: the pig sounds cute :o
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