View Full Version : So when a chick leaves something at your house
Lex Diamonds
03-22-2009, 11:40 PM
Like a pair of shoes or a necklace or something, that means they wanna see you again right? People keep doing it to me I've got like a collection of girl shit that I need to return.
Pimpin aint easy. :(
Dorothy Wood
03-22-2009, 11:49 PM
they were probably just drunk and forgot.
one time a buddy of mine banged this chick and she left her earrings at his house. I knew that she worked at the record store by my work, so I told him and he was like, "oh cool, you think you can give her her earrings back, I don't want to talk to her". ha! I didn't...because, that would be ridiculous. "oh hey lady, my friend that you had sex with is kind of a dick and doesn't want to see you again, but here are your earrings."
hmm, maybe I could've just secretly left them for her somehow. that would be weird though.
Lex Diamonds
03-23-2009, 12:09 AM
Yeah it probably happens a lot due to drink but I have noticed it seeming more on purpose sometimes. I slept with someone sober on Thursday night (the flatmate's friend) and she was holding her necklace when I said goodbye to her the next morning. Next thing I know it's on my bedside table. Then this one girl on Saturday morning chilled with me til the afternoon then asked if she could leave her shoes cuz she didn't wanna walk back in heels. Why not just carry them, she lives about a minute walk away?
I don't mind though, I do quite like the second one. I was just wondering if any of you ladies do it or if any other guys have noticed it? And bragging about how much nani I get of course.
DipDipDive
03-23-2009, 12:15 AM
Any time I've left shit at a dude's house, it's because I've forgotten. Shame, too. I'd really like my bedazzler back.
beastieboysbaby
03-23-2009, 12:19 AM
i wish i knew tha answer to that.
DipDipDive
03-23-2009, 12:20 AM
^ No you don't. It's a complicated web we boot-knockers spin.
Dorothy Wood
03-23-2009, 12:47 AM
I've never left anything at a dude's house. but I've had 2 guys leave stuff. one of them ended up becoming a serious boyfriend. He left his scarf after we made out and later confessed it was on purpose.
the other one I made out with at my friend's house in college. we disliked each other and had been arguing about led zeppelin for about an hour (I was for them, he was against because he was "punk"). then we watched Requiem for a Dream and you know how romantic that movie is.... anyway, he left his glasses. I saw him a couple of days later and he was like "hey, can I come by and get my glasses?" in front of a bunch of people, and I was like, "uhh, you left them at [friend's] house, you'll have to ask her." and he was like, "oh."
He was a doofus. and the first and last dude who ever tried to trick me into giving him a blow job.
it's weird, because of the internet, I can just look that kid up an see what he's up to now...and see a ton of pictures and read stuff about his band. sorta creepy.
paul jones
03-23-2009, 01:15 AM
I once left a VHS of Rain Man and a VHS of the comedian Steven Wright at some ex-bang friend's house.She was a nutcase so instead of asking for them back I didn't.
I've got Rain Man on DVD now anyway
So...the answer is people leave stuff but does not mean they are leaving messages.maybe they are but more likely they are not.but maybe they are.
russhie
03-23-2009, 02:10 AM
I've only left one thing behind, a bit of paper with directions to a job interview on them. It happened because I cleaned my bag out at his place and accidently chucked it out.
I rang him to see if I could grab it and he was like yeah! and went through his bin to get it. So, maybe he was keen. I just wanted the damn address.
Guy Incognito
03-23-2009, 03:42 AM
depends what she left - if its summat that is easily forgotten like jewellry or something then no it doesnt mean anything she probably just forgot. If it was summat more important to them maybe a coat, phone, purse, secret stolen plans for the death star etc then maybe it does.
I'm sure if you let them all know your rep like you do on here, most will just stop coming to your house and you won't have this problem (y)
Kid Presentable
03-23-2009, 04:27 AM
Like a pair of shoes or a necklace or something, that means they wanna see you again right? People keep doing it to me I've got like a collection of girl shit that I need to return.
They're probably just things they think would suit you.
Audio.
03-23-2009, 04:32 AM
ebay.
Guy Incognito
03-23-2009, 05:20 AM
I'm sure if you let them all know your rep like you do on here, most will just stop coming to your house and you won't have this problem (y)
hahahahahahahahahaha(y)
Audio.
03-23-2009, 05:37 AM
^ lol oh shit how did I miss that. :D
ericlee
03-23-2009, 06:14 AM
yuss. Another paddy got laid thread..
Hooah.
Guy Incognito
03-23-2009, 06:21 AM
yuss. Another paddy got laid thread..
Hooah.
I know, i would have thought all the boys round his area would be wary of him by now.
Kid Presentable
03-23-2009, 07:03 AM
Pretty lame how you chumps think you can bring down a mack daddy like me. Lyman Zerga thinks I'm cool.
Documad
03-23-2009, 07:17 AM
Pretty lame how you chumps think you can bring down a mack daddy like me. Lyman Zerga thinks I'm cool.
<3
just send them back in the mail, problem solved
Lex Diamonds
03-23-2009, 08:25 AM
Pretty lame how you chumps think you can bring down a mack daddy like me. Lyman Zerga thinks I'm cool.
Took the words out of my mouth. Thanks, homie.
And obviously I don't go bragging about gash in real life. Then I wouldn't get any more. Don't you losers know anything?
I have actually Fed-Ex'd items left to a cunt's job once just so I didn't have to see her.
Nuzzolese
03-23-2009, 10:12 AM
Aren't you ever worried about them taking something?
b i o n i c
03-23-2009, 10:29 AM
I have actually Fed-Ex'd items left to a cunt's job once just so I didn't have to see her.
if she was a cunt why would you pay send something
Aren't you ever worried about them taking something?
I think its all about giving to padster, necklace, thong, bj's, std, earrings, shoes (I'm unsure about this - who takes two pairs of shoes to a fuck buddy unless they are in such a hurry to leave they don't have time? and to me that sounds more like escaping from date-rape, but what do I know not being a mack-daddy-gansta-pimp). Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway...
So is Kid Presentable really padster? And does he know this? I'm confused :confused:
Helvete
03-23-2009, 11:18 AM
I am envious of Padster, who doesn't want to be like him? He's got it all.
Guy Incognito
03-23-2009, 11:20 AM
I am envious of Padster, who doesn't want to be like him? He's got it all.
he's got even more now seeing as these imaginary ladies keep leaving shit round his house.
he's got even more now seeing as these imaginary ladies keep leaving shit round his house.
I doubt they are imaginary. I wish I had that imagination if so. Padster wouldn't be the sort of person I would make a friend of mine irl as he sounds like a ass but he is pure entertainment here, I like him (y)
and the first and last dude who ever tried to trick me into giving him a blow job.
How does one trick someone into giving a blowjob? Is that even possible? Like putting it in a hotdog bun?
Guy Incognito
03-23-2009, 12:09 PM
I doubt they are imaginary. I wish I had that imagination if so. Padster wouldn't be the sort of person I would make a friend of mine irl as he sounds like a ass but he is pure entertainment here, I like him (y)
entertaining, most definitley, but as to whether its all real is another point but thats all part of the fun.
hardnox71
03-23-2009, 12:17 PM
Sometimes a woman really forgets her shit and sometimes she leaves shit around on purpose.
I used to live with a Puerto Rican girl who did that shit. She was pretty as all hell but crazy as all fuck. Anyway, I was constantly finding her shit in my car. Lipstick, hair scrunchies, eye liner, earrings....all kinds of shit.....all the time. I couldn't figure out why she could never remember to take her crap upstairs to the apartment. Then one day my friend's sister clued me in to what the hell was going on.
She was marking her territory. She was letting any other hoochie that I might be fucking around with know that there is another woman in the picture despite what the fuck might come out of my mouth. One time she actually sprayed my seats with perfume saying that she wanted to make the car smell good.
I would have understood her actions more if I was actually giving her a reason to feel that way but I was completely faithful working double shifts every fucking day, which made it all the more irritating that I wasn't being trusted.:mad:
Lyman Zerga
03-23-2009, 12:27 PM
Pretty lame how you chumps think you can bring down a mack daddy like me. Lyman Zerga thinks I'm cool.
wow for a second i thought you think that i like you
this would have ended pretty badly
well yeah paddy is cooler than 98% of you boring twats, perez hilton is cooler than most of you
Dorothy Wood
03-23-2009, 12:28 PM
How does one trick someone into giving a blowjob? Is that even possible? Like putting it in a hotdog bun?
yes :(
no, it was more like he was on top of me and kept inching up and up in an awkward manner. I guess he thought if he'd put his penis right on my face, I'd put it in my mouth. I didn't.
oh, college.
mickill
03-23-2009, 12:31 PM
Sometimes a woman really forgets her shit and sometimes she leaves shit around on purpose.
I used to live with a Puerto Rican girl who did that shit. She was pretty as all hell but crazy as all fuck. Anyway, I was constantly finding her shit in my car. Lipstick, hair scrunchies, eye liner, earrings....all kinds of shit.....all the time. I couldn't figure out why she could never remember to take her crap upstairs to the apartment. Then one day my friend's sister clued me in to what the hell was going on.
She was marking her territory. She was letting any other hoochie that I might be fucking around with know that there is another woman in the picture despite what the fuck might come out of my mouth. One time she actually sprayed my seats with perfume saying that she wanted to make the car smell good.
I would have understood her actions more if I was actually giving her a reason to feel that way but I was completely faithful working double shifts every fucking day, which made it all the more irritating that I wasn't being trusted.:mad:
It's because she was Puerto Rican. Had she not been Puerto Rican, perhaps she would have been more trusting. But she didn't know how to be. Because she was Puerto Rican. And for her to learn how to trust, she'd have to first learn how not to be Puerto Rican.
Nuzzolese
03-23-2009, 12:45 PM
It's because she was Puerto Rican. Had she not been Puerto Rican, perhaps she would have been more trusting. But she didn't know how to be. Because she was Puerto Rican. And for her to learn how to trust, she'd have to first learn how not to be Puerto Rican.
Didn't JLo used to be Puerto Rican? She got better but then she relapsed with Marc Antony. I wonder how many scrunchies she's stashed under the seat of his car.
hardnox71
03-23-2009, 12:50 PM
It's because she was Puerto Rican. Had she not been Puerto Rican, perhaps she would have been more trusting. But she didn't know how to be. Because she was Puerto Rican. And for her to learn how to trust, she'd have to first learn how not to be Puerto Rican.
PR women, for the most part, have hot tempers and like to throw shit. Heavy shit. So until you've been clocked in the head with a fucking cookie jar in the middle of cooking dinner, back off.
Nuzzolese
03-23-2009, 01:01 PM
PR women are like the Vietnam of relationships. Don't talk about it unless you've been there. It's okay, hardnox, you boys had no business being over there, it was a defensive battle and you came home with the clap.
Lex Diamonds
03-23-2009, 01:09 PM
Aren't you ever worried about them taking something?
Bitch please my ass has class. I don't get girls by being an asshole so I don't attract assholish girls.
And yeah both of these girls have been blowing up my phone today so I'm guessing I was right. That's the life of a G I guess??? :confused:
That's the life of a Gimp I guess??? :confused:
Sorry, my mates call me Gee (cus my last name starts with a G) and so I question them if they are calling me a gimp or not. Yes we are pretty boring.
Man, this thread is funny. I got bored of the other dick wetting thread and so stopped reading after about 3 pages. Wonder how far this will go - 5 stars!
Lex Diamonds
03-23-2009, 01:23 PM
I never knew this board was so sex-starved. I might start making these porkin' threads more often. Maybe a weekly update or suttin?
I never knew this board was so sex-starved. I might start making these porkin' threads more often. Maybe a weekly update or suttin?
I just counted - you've started 4 threads this year about you getting laid. I honestly thought it was more.
But I haven't counted the amount of time you've bumped them with a side story or anything.
I don't think we are sex starved. Its just we don't announce on the web about it all. I know you think you are anonymous here but I bet if I half attempted to find out who you really are and who your friends are to send messages to them I could. Now if that was a pissed off girlfriend who has more than half a brain, I could easily find herself here and read your posts; it wouldn't be that hard. It can bite you in the ass. It probably will at some point.
c'mon guys what did you all do during your first year of uni?
Balls deep.
mickill
03-23-2009, 02:58 PM
PR women, for the most part, have hot tempers and like to throw shit. Heavy shit. So until you've been clocked in the head with a fucking cookie jar in the middle of cooking dinner, back off.
A Dominican woman hit me in the head with a toaster during breakfast once. Does that count?
PR women are like the Vietnam of relationships. Don't talk about it unless you've been there. It's okay, hardnox, you boys had no business being over there, it was a defensive battle and you came home with the clap.
I was in the shit.
Freebasser
03-23-2009, 05:08 PM
c'mon guys what did you all do during your first year of uni?
Balls deep.
I don't remember my first year of uni :/
beastieangel01
03-23-2009, 05:13 PM
I've done that, and it really was just an accident. I'm forgetful. I've gone as far as forgetting my cell phone on my way out because I was rushing and trying to get to work.
In my single days I must have left a million bobby pins all over the place.
Ack.
Helvete
03-23-2009, 06:01 PM
Shit, I think I left my watch at The Padster's place. It was a mistake, I promise!
I was in the shit.
that's just another stereotype
Echewta
03-23-2009, 06:10 PM
She probably doesn't want her dignity back Paddy. Just toss it with the rest of the pile.
Lex Diamonds
03-24-2009, 07:30 AM
Ummm so it turns out I was right, dickheads.
Necklace girl's mates told me she's in love with me or some shit, which is a bit extreme as I don't know her that well. And shoe girl (who I like) ended up coming back with me again last night, we did the whole talking for hours thing and shit and we're meeting up again today so I reckon I could well be in.
It feels so good being right all the time. (y)
Lex Diamonds
03-24-2009, 08:07 AM
Possibly but I think men tend to go for the mind games a lot less than women.
Might be a sweeping generalisation but that's what I find.
Guy Incognito
03-24-2009, 12:30 PM
Ummm so it turns out I was right, dickheads.
Necklace girl's mates told me she's in love with me or some shit, which is a bit extreme as I don't know her that well. And shoe girl (who I like) ended up coming back with me again last night, we did the whole talking for hours thing and shit and we're meeting up again today so I reckon I could well be in.
It feels so good being right all the time. (y)
maybe you are wrong, maybe these girls are just really forgetful, maybe they forget where they have left items of clothing in the same way that they have forgotten what a bellend you are.:p
Having said that, it would be nice for you to post a thread where you say you have met a really nice girl and this time you are going to treat her nicely and not constantly get your cock out on this message board.
Lex Diamonds
03-24-2009, 09:32 PM
My cock wouldn't FIT on this message board. Please believe.
Lyman Zerga
03-24-2009, 09:34 PM
we want to believe
Lex Diamonds
03-24-2009, 09:36 PM
And I will also have you know I am a perfect gentleman with women (until after we pork).
I don't remember my first year of uni :/
That'd be all those guys and Rohyponol then.
Guy Incognito
03-25-2009, 09:04 AM
My cock wouldn't FIT on this message board. Please believe.
You are probably right, its already full of your bollocks
And I will also have you know I am a perfect gentleman with women (until after we pork).
who says pork anymore - what is this, carry on paddy?
Lex Diamonds
03-25-2009, 09:39 AM
How old are you again? Thanks for the tips on what is and isn't hot in the world of slang grandad.
Lyman Zerga
03-25-2009, 09:51 AM
guy inc obviously believes
the only explanation to his reaction
hardnox71
03-25-2009, 10:40 AM
PR women are like the Vietnam of relationships. Don't talk about it unless you've been there. It's okay, hardnox, you boys had no business being over there, it was a defensive battle and you came home with the clap.
Thank you, Nuzz. It feels good to finally be understood. You're right. I shouldn't have been over there. None of us should have. I can move on but I will never, ever forget.
Um, when do I get my parade?
A Dominican woman hit me in the head with a toaster during breakfast once. Does that count?
Close enough. You're one of us now.
I think that would be a pretty good thread....."What's the heaviest object a Latina has thrown at you?":p
Guy Incognito
03-25-2009, 11:19 AM
How old are you again? Thanks for the tips on what is and isn't hot in the world of slang grandad.
alright soft lad, calm down, just not heard that one for ages.
guy inc obviously believes
the only explanation to his reaction
your right i do believe, I believe his cock is in the region of 5 foot tall and because its so large, he has to keep it somewhere else. I believe he stores it in austria and when he isnt using it, it passes the time by posting praise on message boards about him under various guises.
Lyman Zerga
03-25-2009, 11:34 AM
sounds about right
Lex Diamonds
03-26-2009, 09:17 AM
So I'm seeing the last chick now. First girlfriend for like a year, exciting times.
So I'm seeing the last chick now. First girlfriend for like a year, exciting times.
nice one son, enjoy (y)
Lex Diamonds
03-28-2009, 04:06 AM
So my friend was chatting to necklace girl tonight and it turns out she's "in love with me". Crazy ho, I don't even know her that well.
Guy Incognito
03-28-2009, 08:22 AM
So my friend was chatting to necklace girl tonight and it turns out she's "in love with me". Crazy ho, I don't even know her that well.
hold on - so there's necklace girl, this othergirl who is now your "girlfriend" ( still too early for that title?) and your flatmate? dude you need to chill the hell out. I know your at uni and you should make the best of these times but its all a bit of a bizarre love rhombus isnt it, you could end up with fuck all if you make the wrong move. grandad lecture over.
Lex Diamonds
03-28-2009, 09:58 AM
There's no love rhombus going on, the flatmate and necklace girl were one night stands. Admittedly I don't like one night stands but they're nice people and we're still friends and shit. The girl who I actually care about has gone away skiing and last night I stopped myself from doing shit with another girl (before anything happened).
I'm not a complete soulless sex pest, you know.
Guy Incognito
03-28-2009, 01:58 PM
I'm not a complete soulless sex pest, you know.
never said you were - all i knew is that there had been three ladies in a matter of days, but it sounds like you have made your choice so good luck to you(y)
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