my roommate found an open packet of lube on the couch

[Yetra Flam]

we dont know who it belongs to. it was just sitting there, on the couch. it wasnt there the night before, she like found it this morning.

what the fuck, how do open packets of lube appear on couches?

[DipDipDive]

Is it a used couch? I mean obviously it was used for something recently...But did you acquire it second-hand originally?

[Yetra Flam]

no, i mean, it wasnt previously stuck between the cushions or anything, it was just sitting there on top of the cushion in plain view.
also, packets of lube are more a gay man thing, and this is a house with three girls. where did the lube come from?

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[Yetra Flam]

no, gross.

[TurdBerglar]

hot lubed up lesbian action going on

[Miho]

what the fuck, how do open packets of lube appear on couches?

The lube fairy sets it on your couch at midnight.

[TurdBerglar]

cousin of the tampon fairy....

[Miho]

Yeah, they probably collaborate from time to time, for some of the more difficult operations.

[DandyFop]

Haha this reminds me of a story...I don't recall if I posted it on here.

A bit over a year ago, I was visiting LA to see if I should move out. I stayed with the producer
of the reality show I'd been working on. One night I left her with a note that said something about a booty call
(we'd been joking about them), cause I was going to see an old boyfriend.

The next day when she was at work, I took a shower and stuff and then left. Later on I get some text asking me
if I had sex in her bedroom. I am like WTF?? freaking out and calling her being like UH NO.
She texts me saying she found a condom wrapper in her bed or something and it's not "her brand". I of course kept saying no way
and she said she thought because there was two towels used and all this shit. And she said the only
people it could be from was a couple she knew that stayed there but they wouldn't have cause they were trying to get pregnant.

Yeah, that was a bit awkward. I don't know if she ever believed me.

[Dorothy Wood]

maybe it was stuck to someone's shoe and then they sat on the couch cross-legged and it came off on the cushion but nobody noticed until the next day?

or you have a masturbating couch goblin on your hands.

[Yetra Flam]

:( i just dont want my roommate to think it was me! it wasnt!

[Dorothy Wood]

just explain about the goblin. it's perfectly logical.

[Knuckles]

Are you sure it was a lube packet? Maybe it's just ramen seasoning packet and you guys are getting worked up over nothing.

[TurdBerglar]

oooOOooooOoooOoo


someone likes a spicey noodle!

[Yetra Flam]

i'm thinking maybe the cat stole it out of our other roommate's bedroom and was playing with it and left it on the couch. but what cat decides to play with open packets of lube?

[Knuckles]

but what cat decides to play with open packets of lube?

I think lube was made for pussies.

[Bob]

i'm thinking maybe the cat stole it out of our other roommate's bedroom and was playing with it and left it on the couch. but what cat decides to play with open packets of lube?

my roommate's cat was chewing on a used q-tip the other day, i think you're giving cats too much credit

[Dorothy Wood]

this thread is like an episode of Who's the Boss?