My first nonsense spam email!

[Dorothy Wood]

I know there was a thread about crazy emails, but I've never gotten one that I've opened until right now!

it goes:

But not deflowered, one can hope. Young Lord Hunters bushy mustache hid his mouth entirely.

one thing to kill a foe, another to dishonor him. Victarion made a fist. His hand was bloody where recently. BRIENNEbanks of a canal, stalking shadows through the fog. told Taena. The queen did not intend to truckle to a pack of priests.



amazing.

[Matt]

My mind is blown. My mustache is bushy.

[funk63]

Holy shit is there more to the story, this is some good stuff.

[rirv]

Hello Please,

I am Prince Viscount Musambabe of the formerly diposed royal family of Nigeria. When the evil man General Wasangabi killed my whole family in the political upheavals I was left with the sum of $120,000,000. It is with good faith that the Lord has chosen you to help me retrieve this money from my former country so that I may donate it to the charity. I give you here the details of my physician Doctor Ngobabu who is taking care of my dealings in my absence. If you please give him your bank details we can transfer the moneys and you shall recieve a fee of not less than $20,000,000 for your kindly helpings in this grave state of turmoil. We must ask first for you to pay the bank charges of $40,000 so that we may transfer the $120,000,000 with no questions from General Wasangabi.

Lord protect you,
Prince Viscount Musambabe.

[jabumbo]

i've been getting a lot lately trying to sell me boner medicine, and then they have competing ones that go by "cheaper boner medicine".

not that i need help getting a boner, but if i did, im glad there is competition

[mickill]

Greetings Sir/Madame,

I am Prince Emrizar Tiktaqu of the deposed royal family of planet Qazxiz. When the evil General Dizqigoxt destroyed my whole family during the political upheavals, I was left with the sum of 20,000 fiuxqer or roughly $200,000,000 USD. It is with good faith that the Great Zaqxuw has chosen you to help me retrieve this money from my former planet so that I may start a new life here on Earth. I will give you the details of my legal advisor Plixaxu Qutizar who is taking care of my dealings in my absence. If you would please give him your bank details, we can transfer the funds and you shall receive a fee of not less than $20,000,000 for your assistance. We must ask first that you pay the bank charges of $40,000 so that we may transfer the $200,000,000 with no questions from General Dizqigoxt.

Zaqxuw help us all,

Prince Emrizar Tiktaqu

Emrizar_35@gmail.com

[zippo]

i felt the same way back when i got my first one, since it was so popular here, on the beastie board