People - Condom Preference

[Adam]

Nuzz's thread about vegetarianism inspired this thread.

[paul jones]

echewta ribbed

[TurdBerglar]

what about large?

[Bob]

is there any way to buy the thick ones without all the shame? probably not

[Lyman Zerga]

no experience but im sure the ones with that vibrate thingie are the best ones

[TimDoolan]

I voted ribbed simply to offset the Echewta preference, but what the hell is nobbled?

[Dorothy Wood]

it depends on the weiner.

[checkyourprez]

the big ones.

[Adam]

hehe, forgot I did this thread last night. I was gonna put large but then every1 would of voted that.

[Lex Diamonds]

Where is the "none" option?

[Adam]

Where is the "none" option?

:rolleyes:

I wrote a reply to this but :rolleyes: says more.

[Lex Diamonds]

:eek:

[ericlee]

Where is the "none" option?

yep. Otherwise known as, "where can you find the right girl so you don't have to use the damn thing" option.

I hope ladies think the same and stuff when it comes to us.

ericlee= std free and has been since nineteen seventy three.

72 actually but it doesn't rhyme with free.

[ms.peachy]

I hope ladies think the same and stuff when it comes to us.


Mr.p and I actually use condoms as our preferred method of birth control. Neither of us is keen on the idea of dumping a load of synthetic hormones into my body month after month year after year, thanks.

The Durex Avanti's are great; I've just gone out to the chemist yesterday and laid in a supply that should hopefully last us a good long time, since I don't think we will be able to get them in China.

[roosta]

is there any way to buy the thick ones without all the shame? probably not

when buying them, just shout loudly into your phone about how you plan to have lots of anal sex with AIDS ridden junkies.

they'll totally understand.

[ericlee]

Mr.p and I actually use condoms as our preferred method of birth control. Neither of us is keen on the idea of dumping a load of synthetic hormones into my body month after month year after year, thanks.

The Durex Avanti's are great; I've just gone out to the chemist yesterday and laid in a supply that should hopefully last us a good long time, since I don't think we will be able to get them in China.

you see, your description of condoms almost reaches the description of cars.

I mean, the Durex Avanti- the title alone reminds me of a cheesy Dodge Aries commercial.

[ms.peachy]

Well in one sense, a suppose choosing a car and choosing a condom are similar. You need them to regularly and reliably perform an important function; you need to feel comfortable with them; and you should make an informed choice about your purchase. We don't have a car, but we've 'test driven' lots of different condoms. The Avanti is, IMO, a great product. Since they are polyurethane and not latex, they don't have that funny smell and are both very strong and very thin. The Ferrari of condoms, LOL

So maybe here's a new sales pitch for Durex: "You wouldn't drive just any car - so why would you wear just any condom?"

Or maybe "Not every man can get behind the wheel of a Ferrari - but every man can drive an Avanti home tonight!"

[Fern]

None. Just trick the cunt into gettin g an abortion.

[Lyman Zerga]

None. Just trick the cunt into gettin g an abortion.

too bad your mum didnt choose that option back then

[taquitos]

who is g?

[DIGI]

what about large?

You probably just use an anklesock, but you make a good point. Apparently Adam has a baby dick.

[TurdBerglar]

undershirt

[checkyourprez]

a doritos bag.

[Echewta]

I don't like penis inside me and then me inside a vagina.