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rirv
03-30-2009, 05:07 AM
Dick is fine. You need to dick to have porn. But when you see the balls all flapping all over the place. Well... it's enough to put anyone off their dinner.
Helvete
03-30-2009, 05:21 AM
Yeah, balls in porn whilst I'm eating my dinner really puts me off it.
Adam
03-30-2009, 06:09 AM
Who eats dinner and watches porn?
Bob
03-30-2009, 07:23 AM
i hate those extreme close up shots of the dick going in and out, there's nothing really erotic about that. i wonder who enjoys that? it's just kind of like "yep...yep, they're fucking, that's established now...can i see her tits again maybe?"

i could direct porn, i think i know how to do it by now
ericlee
03-30-2009, 07:44 AM
Balls, zits on asses and the camera zooming in on a dude's face when he's about to cum are my turn offs.
Kid Presentable
03-30-2009, 07:45 AM
Dudes talking about porn is most women's turn off.
Bob
03-30-2009, 07:49 AM
Dudes talking about porn is most women's turn off.

that reminds me, dudes talking in porn is another thing i don't like
Adam
03-30-2009, 08:07 AM
Its amazing how desensitised to all this stuff we are now. When I was a kid, a page 3 girl was OMG :eek::eek::eek: Now, you expect that sort of thing from BBC News.

Thus most porn doesn't turn me on any more, its more - eww, yeah thats boring CHRIST don't put it there, is she ok? wtf, where did they come from and what is that on her...? *pukes*
Kid Presentable
03-30-2009, 08:15 AM
I remember some dude about to unleash a money shot goes: "Unnnnffff who won the 78 World Series?" right as he was pulling his face of delight.

Weird.
Guy Incognito
03-30-2009, 08:44 AM
I remember some dude about to unleash a money shot goes: "Unnnnffff who won the 78 World Series?" right as he was pulling his face of delight.

Weird.

was it called "the boston red cocks"?
checkyourprez
03-30-2009, 09:09 AM
i actually prefer it when they dip a ball in.
Lyman Zerga
03-30-2009, 09:25 AM
i dont mind balls aslong as their not extremely saggy
mickill
03-30-2009, 10:16 AM
Maybe they should only allow eunuchs to appear in porn.
TurdBerglar
03-30-2009, 12:24 PM
i don't like it when you can tell the girl is not at all wet
TurdBerglar
03-30-2009, 12:29 PM
or when the dude's dick is bent all over the place. what the fuck. my dick doesn't bend. like when the girl is doing reverse cowgirl and she's all leaving foward over his knees. that shit just looks painful and makes me cringe.
ET
03-30-2009, 09:03 PM
Peter North has a free pass. He's like the Chuck Norris of porn.
funk63
03-30-2009, 09:19 PM
We all like beastiality right?
checkyourprez
03-30-2009, 09:26 PM
Peter North has a free pass. He's like the Chuck Norris of porn.

defiantly. if that man only shot out corn or beef, he could solve the worlds food shortage.
paul jones
03-31-2009, 02:18 AM
the makers of these smutty movies could stick advertising over the sacks for powerdrills or garden furniture or put one of those sign language people over them to explain to deaf viewers what's happening with the grunts and "ooh yeah baby stick it right in theres"