all of you have disgusting feet

[b i o n i c]

im not like grossed out by them to the point of not giving an amazing foot rub or makin her wear socks in bed, but shit... feet are pretty gross.

i do not understand people who love feet or are turned on by them. i could be wrong but it seems like women seem to have the gnarliest feet - its probably the shoe thing. i say the footwear industry has it all worked out with the pedicure industry, it just doesnt make sense otherwise!

and even if they don't look too bad.. even if you havent developed callous pads that make firewalking tickle, your shits still stank! you can tell a lot about a person by their big toe

ps: laura bush looks like her feet smell like fritos

[Nuzzolese]

I have hard callouses on the bottoms of my feet. You can't tell by looking at them but if you were to touch them it would feel like I had heavy pads under my big toes. I really don't want them rubbed off because then my feet would be too tender.

Are you grossed out by toenail polish?

[b i o n i c]

nah, but red nail polish in particular does

[beastieangel01]

I have somewhat flat feet so wearing high heels and such is just about impossible. So my feet aren't messed up in any way really.

I got lucky and have been told I have nice feet many times, even by people that don't have a foot fetish. And those that do, well, some of them have stopped me in the street complimenting me on them and staring. That was creepy.

Right now though, my two big toes got smashed and so under the nails got bruised :( now they are super short and uneven and I'm waiting for them to go back to normal.

Ugh.

p.s. I hate feet too. They are ugly 90% of the time. My boyfriend has decent looking feet for a male.

[b i o n i c]

whenever i walk by a pedicure place and see all the old ladies in the window sitting up on those chairs they look like horses getting their shoes put in..

we should have hoofs. is it hooves? hoofs like horses. it might be more practical

[Nuzzolese]

It's HOOVES. Why do horses need shoes? Wild ones don't need shoes. It seems like it can't be good for their hooves to wear metal Us hammered into them. Imagine stapling something to your fingernails, they'd probably split and crack.

I wish my feet looked more like bananas, more archy.

[jabumbo]

hey now.....



and horse hooves are meant for horses who have to work on unnatural terrain like concrete or asphalt

[b i o n i c]

evolution should do something to our feet to make them more banana-hooflike. the fibula should extend into a natural high heel for females after 3-4 generations

[Nuzzolese]

hey now.....



and horse hooves are meant for horses who have to work on unnatural terrain like concrete or asphalt


You mean the shoes. They all have hooves.

[b i o n i c]

they didnt have concrete or asphalt in the old west!

[jabumbo]

banana shape and hoof are completely different though


having a hoof would be like having one toe, banana shaped feet would just make us be in more pain all of the time because you would need superior support for that massive arch


feet are magical things! let them be!

[b i o n i c]

are there people with hand fetishes?? why feet? WHY???

[na§tee]

gross. someone tried to suck one of my toes once (in a joking manner, not in an oooh baby i want to turn you on attempt) and i kicked him quite hard in the face. fuckin' rank.

[mikizee]

I agree 100% I can't understand the foot fetish thing.

Rankest feet I've seen is probably Uma Thurman's in Kill Bill.

They are some manky motherfuckin feet. GROSS

[Randetica]

how come it's hot when a naked woman wears socks but yet naked men with socks on look stupid?!

men feet are more hideable aswell


but all in all i couldnt say i dislike them or find them nasty, it is just..feet


my feet are almost high heels virgins, only stole my mum's ones as a kid

[Dorothy Wood]

It's HOOVES. Why do horses need shoes? Wild ones don't need shoes. It seems like it can't be good for their hooves to wear metal Us hammered into them. Imagine stapling something to your fingernails, they'd probably split and crack.



horseshoes protect working horses' hooves/feet. they keep the hooves from splitting or cracking and getting junk stuck in them that can cause injury and infection.

wild horses don't need shoes because they just run around doing whatever in the dirt. sometimes they injure their feet and might get sick and die from infection, but you don't know it because they're wild nobody's keeping tabs on them.

if you compare it to human nails, you could say that when we trim and file them, we're strengthening them by creating an even edge that distributes pressure. they'd split and crack if left alone.

in conclusion, horseshoes are not cruel, they are meant to keep horses healthy.

[checkyourprez]

im turned on by fit ankles.

well i wouldn't say i get a semi or anything off them, but i think its a precursor of good legs and overall good body shape.

[russhie]

^Guys tell me I've got good legs, and I asked one what makes a girl's legs good (because I don't actually have great legs) and he told me that if a girl has toned, shapely legs that means she takes care of herself, and that is a good thing for boys (obviously).

Anyway cracked heels make me want to throw up a little whenever I see them. Doesn't matter how nice the heels you're wearing are, if your heels are cracked it ruins the whole look and grosses me out. I do basic pedicures once a week, and I still struggle to make my feet look nice. ergghh

Horse shoes are a necessity for domestic working horsies. If they're just in a pasture not working the farrier still needs to come out and trim their lil hoofies regularly.

[Dorothy Wood]

honestly, legs don't say that much about how a person takes care of herself. there are so many variables and genetics play a huge role. someone can be fit as can be and have ugly legs and/or ankles.

case in point: katie holmes (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/01/katie%20cankles%20close.jpg)


now you know that girl is clean and fit, but just has an unfortunate leg structure.


and if you take my bestie (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/l_3b6aa5392921d67db07de64dc55eaaf9.jpg), she has ridiculously perfect legs. they're blemish-free, long and slender and toned without even trying. they truly are a wonder to behold. and they don't change no matter how much she sits on her ass.

I'm pretty lucky with my leg shape (though more bulky than I'd like), got good ankles and cute feet (in my opinion), but scarred up knees and shins from sports. blergh (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/684197567_l.jpg)

[Nuzzolese]

Thank you for the information on horseshoes! I have had to clean them but never thought much about them before.

What's wrong with Katie Holmes's legs? They look pretty good to me.

And as for why boys like legs or feet or whatever; boys don't know why they like things so don't ask them. They're animals.

[b i o n i c]

this is about gnarley feet! everyone knows calves are hot and nice ankles are nice. and yes we are animals so dont ax me shit!


btw: nastee, i have had a toe sucked and it actually feels quite nice. it was a joke gone wehehewhoaheheheheheeeeellll. that shit is still nasty

[Belt Parkway]

I agree 100% I can't understand the foot fetish thing.

Rankest feet I've seen is probably Uma Thurman's in Kill Bill.

They are some manky motherfuckin feet. GROSS
They did look pretty bad in that picture. I'm not sure why Tarantino likes her feet. There are much prettier feet to choose from around Hollywood...Halle Berry, Jen Aniston, Eva Longoria.

[b i o n i c]

what? fuck feet!


also, for some reason the sight of pointed feet infuriates me. like ballerina tippytoes... HOLY SHIT DOES THAT MAKE ME WANT TO BREAK THINGS

if you were a ballerina with pointed toes and i was coming at you with a bat, the only thing you could do to immobilize would be to put on soggy socks.
soggy socks crack the shit outta me for some reason

[Belt Parkway]

are there people with hand fetishes?? why feet? WHY???
It just happens. Why are people gay?

[b i o n i c]

so are there people who are sexually attracted to hands then?

[mikizee]

this is about gnarley feet! everyone knows calves are hot and nice ankles are nice. and yes we are animals so dont ax me shit!


btw: nastee, i have had a toe sucked and it actually feels quite nice. it was a joke gone wehehewhoaheheheheheeeeellll. that shit is still nasty

Yeah I was gonna say that as well, I've had my toes sucked and it was quite pleasant.

[Belt Parkway]

so are there people who are sexually attracted to hands then?
I don't know. I enjoy the sight of a nicely manicured hand. I wouldn't say I'm sexually attracted to them.

[mikizee]

but yr sexually attracted to feet right

[b i o n i c]

anything neat is pleasant to the eye. im talking poppin 20 boners over the sight of that walking-hand-on-the-adams-family type thing.

i've never heard of someone being into hands in the way people are into feet. what makes hands just blah while feet are all boingholyshitpoppinfreshwood?

i guess being into feet has its benefits. free porn everywhere for one.

if you were into hands a lot, wouldnt it be hard to do EVERYTHING? like getting all horny over the cashier handing you change. i try to imagine it for that person as though a cashier would give me my change with her cleavage or something.

[Randetica]

so are there people who are sexually attracted to hands then?

hands can make you cum too

[Belt Parkway]

but yr sexually attracted to feet right
Yes, but not all feet. They have to be up to my standards.

[Belt Parkway]

anything neat is pleasant to the eye. im talking poppin 20 boners over the sight of that walking-hand-on-the-adams-family type thing.

i've never heard of someone being into hands in the way people are into feet. what makes hands just blah while feet are all boingholyshitpoppinfreshwood?

i guess being into feet has its benefits. free porn everywhere for one.

if you were into hands a lot, wouldnt it be hard to do EVERYTHING? like getting all horny over the cashier handing you change. i try to imagine it for that person as though a cashier would give me my change with her cleavage or something.
I don't immediately pop a boner at the sight of pretty feet. Maybe some people do.

[b i o n i c]

how old were you when you first realized this thing? do you remember what it was?

[Nuzzolese]

hey bionic, how do these feet make you feel?

http://oberon481.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c4e3853ef010536ec653d970c-800wi

[kaiser soze]

yeah feet, some are nice and others aren't

I think that foot is nice, but I'm afraid to see ballerina's feet (even though they are quite beautiful to watch dancing, it's a shame)

[b i o n i c]

that is BEYOND enfuriating

[Nuzzolese]

Your rage towards feet is just as odd as a fetish, you realize that?

I think S-shaped ballerina feet look cool.

[b i o n i c]

i dont have rage towards feet. i just don't get foot fetishes. the only rage i have towards feet it pointed-toe-feet. i dont know why just as i dont know why soggy socks are so funny to me. i dont know what s-shaped ballerina feet are, but im pretty sure id want to throw a schoolbus full of children on them

[Nuzzolese]

Didn't you see Pulp Fiction? He explains the foot thing in the very beginning. Besides, you touch people's hands all the time. Not many people let you touch their feet. It's more intimate than hands. Furthermore, there's something sort of demeaning about touching another person's feet, it's derferential and submissive like Magdalene washing Jesus' feet. Some people get off on feeling like a slave so maybe it comes from that same sensation.

[b i o n i c]

if it was about serving and feeling like a slave they would prefer 'ugly' feet, no? that would be more demeaning.

[Nuzzolese]

if it was about serving and feeling like a slave they would prefer 'ugly' feet, no? that would be more demeaning.

But they want to feel like they're a servant to a queen or something, so she has to be perfect to make her more intimidating. If her feet were ugly then the person in the servant role could have silent contempt or repulsion. He has to be attracted to her, but under her control. He wants to worship her.

[b i o n i c]

is it really all about submissiveness? where are the feet lovers

[jabumbo]

hey bionic, how do these feet make you feel?

http://oberon481.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c4e3853ef010536ec653d970c-800wi


the foot looks nice, but its really awkward in that position

[b i o n i c]

so is it about treating your woman like a queen, j?

[Dorothy Wood]

hand fetish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSEelgaSNzE)
fast forward to 2:33 for the good stuff.


I was at a small get together once that was attended by a friend of a friend visiting from out of town. he got really drunk and begged me to let him rub my feet when were outside on the porch. I wasn't wearing socks (it was summertime), so my feet were sweaty-feeling and I said, "no way, nobody needs to touch these feet". but he kept staring and said, "I don't care, let me rub your feet!" at that point I realized he was a horny foot-loving creep. he went so far as to try to grab my ankles and I screamed. my friend who lived there came out and was like, "dude, leave her alone! go jerk off to some shoes or something, you can't keep doing this".

:eek:

apparently he convinced another girl to let him rub her feet earlier in the night. but like, all his friends just know he has a fetish and accept him as a friend but also yell at him about it. it's weird.


I also have a couple of male friends who got paid $100 each by a guy who gave them foot rubs. on different occasions. and they didn't know the other one had done it until it came up at a party. they were pretty funny dudes, I think they needed the money and also thought it would be a funny story. it was only mildly funny.

[Nuzzolese]

Gracious! What does go on in the big city!

[jabumbo]

so is it about treating your woman like a queen, j?


if giving the gal a nice foot rub makes her feel like a queen, then that's fine by me!



i really want to get myself a pedicure, my feet could use a little more love and some tidying up

[b i o n i c]

so its not about that, its about the actual feet then

[Belt Parkway]

is it really all about submissiveness? where are the feet lovers
The submissiveness would be more for people who like to be dominated. Like when a dominatrix tells some dude wearing a dog collar to lick her feet. That shit ain't for me.

I just like the shape and softness of a nice female foot. I don't know why. It's just the way I'm wired, I guess.

I guess I started to realize I had a thing for feet when I was in middle school. My favorite teacher was one who would slip off her heels every once in a while during class.

[jabumbo]

The submissiveness would be more for people who like to be dominated. Like when a dominatrix tells some dude wearing a dog collar to lick her feet. That shit ain't for me.

I just like the shape and softness of a nice female foot. I don't know why. It's just the way I'm wired, I guess.


i'm with ya, man!



i think i enjoy a nice female foot because often times my own feet are having their own issues, so you know, opposites attract? maybe?

[russhie]

honestly, legs don't say that much about how a person takes care of herself. there are so many variables and genetics play a huge role. someone can be fit as can be and have ugly legs and/or ankles.

case in point: katie holmes (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/01/katie%20cankles%20close.jpg)


now you know that girl is clean and fit, but just has an unfortunate leg structure.


and if you take my bestie (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/l_3b6aa5392921d67db07de64dc55eaaf9.jpg), she has ridiculously perfect legs. they're blemish-free, long and slender and toned without even trying. they truly are a wonder to behold. and they don't change no matter how much she sits on her ass.

I'm pretty lucky with my leg shape (though more bulky than I'd like), got good ankles and cute feet (in my opinion), but scarred up knees and shins from sports. blergh (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/684197567_l.jpg)

Your friend has such lovely long legs!

(bitch!)

Nuzz: I ask purely out of amusement. Experience has told me that they notice the things you think they won't and miss the stuff you sweat. Also, they just want to jump your bones, usually. Grain of salt.

[Nuzzolese]

I've also noticed that a lot of the time, guys notice things and get it all wrong. So many times I've heard and overheard male people talking about something a female person did, and they'll assume that she planned it, calculated it to achieve a desired effect and was successful. It's like it never ocurred to them that she could be absent-minded or is failing to achieve a different effect, or that she just might be naive.


Examples:

At the mall a woman was wearing tight leggings and a long sweater dress. I overheard some nearby Chingy groupies make some comment about how it was annoying that a woman would wear tight pants and then cover her butt up, because she wanted to tease guys by not letting them see her butt, and thereby defeating the purpose of tight leggings.

When I was in highschool I wore lots of t-shirts with words or pictures on the chest and it never occurred to me that what I was actually doing was trying to get guys to look at my chest... that is, until Progrock Freud clued me into my secret, subconsiouc motivations. I guess Phish really is enlightening.

And what about that thread about women walking around "proudly displaying hard nipples?" I bet most women don't want their nipples to be seen through their shirts, but it happens anyway. It's not like they do it on purpose.

These are things I think some young men would do if they could be women for a day.

[b i o n i c]

btw, russhie, legs being just long dont make them nice. in fact, long boney chicken legs are just as bad as malformed garlic knot ankles, only other girls think they're cute for some reason

[b i o n i c]

Examples:

At the mall a woman was wearing tight leggings and a long sweater dress. I overheard some nearby Chingy groupies make some comment about how it was annoying that a woman would wear tight pants and then cover her butt up, because she wanted to tease guys by not letting them see her butt, and thereby defeating the purpose of tight leggings.


thats a good example and i remember thinking that way as a young lad. its true, but sometimes guys talk that way just to talk, we are nonthinking animals after all

[ericlee]

every single ex gf and now my wife says that I have cute feet.

I think they're right, if they're into barney rubble feet.

[Dorothy Wood]

I've also noticed that a lot of the time, guys notice things and get it all wrong. So many times I've heard and overheard male people talking about something a female person did, and they'll assume that she planned it, calculated it to achieve a desired effect and was successful. It's like it never ocurred to them that she could be absent-minded or is failing to achieve a different effect, or that she just might be naive.


Examples:

At the mall a woman was wearing tight leggings and a long sweater dress. I overheard some nearby Chingy groupies make some comment about how it was annoying that a woman would wear tight pants and then cover her butt up, because she wanted to tease guys by not letting them see her butt, and thereby defeating the purpose of tight leggings.

When I was in highschool I wore lots of t-shirts with words or pictures on the chest and it never occurred to me that what I was actually doing was trying to get guys to look at my chest... that is, until Progrock Freud clued me into my secret, subconsiouc motivations. I guess Phish really is enlightening.

And what about that thread about women walking around "proudly displaying hard nipples?" I bet most women don't want their nipples to be seen through their shirts, but it happens anyway. It's not like they do it on purpose.

These are things I think some young men would do if they could be women for a day.



my college boyfriend was like that. once we were out on the town at night, and it started raining. a few girls without umbrellas were running for cover and shrieking because they were getting wet. and he goes, "pfft, I bet those chicks wore white shirts on purpose". and I was like, "uh, what?" and he was like, "yeah, they knew it was going to rain and they'd get wet so they wore white shirts to tease people". and I was just like, "wow, yeah, I really really doubt that." and he said, "women are always doing things like that, don't pretend they don't." and I was all, "wtf?" he was angry about it, I'd never heard anything like it. such a weirdo, he acted like everything was a conspiracy against him.

[Nuzzolese]

I think talk like that signals potential date rapist. It does sound very angry.

[Dorothy Wood]

well, he's married with a child now. he either grew up some, or found a lady that didn't mind his irrational anger towards women.

he one time thought I didn't like him very much and decided to stop calling me to test to see what I would do. I didn't hear from him for a day, so I called him to see what was up and he told me about the test and said that he was prepared to wait 2 weeks. I told him he was an idiot.

[b i o n i c]

all of you have disgusting feet.

[Dorothy Wood]

that's true, you should see mine, the tops of my toes are all blistered from these stupid boots I wore last week without socks. the insides of the boots are soft suede, and I put them on just to try them out, and then was running late and forgot to put on socks and just ran out the door. they were fine for about an hour. and then, torturous. I almost cried.

so yeah, disgusting. oozing.

[Nuzzolese]

I used to think my feet were cute, until my BF burst that bubble. He says mine are too bony and narrow, while cute feet have to be kind of plump.

[b i o n i c]

dont worry.. theyre not too this or that, theyre all rank no matter who you are. this is why we have sock factories

[Randetica]

i showed my feet on this board once, didnt get banned so they cant be that bad

[jabumbo]

dont worry.. theyre not too this or that, theyre all rank no matter who you are. this is why we have sock factories


socks are the main culprit in making feet so rank! the only job they serve is to reduce friction between the foot and the shoe.

[b i o n i c]

see if they were little delicate looking feet, i could SORTA understand it, sorta... but no still. the "pedicure" thread in sure shots made me queezy. everyone in the worlds' pinky toe looks fucked up, you should see mine!

[Belt Parkway]

see if they were little delicate looking feet, i could SORTA understand it, sorta... but no still. the "pedicure" thread in sure shots made me queezy. everyone in the worlds' pinky toe looks fucked up, you should see mine!
It sounds like you have an "anti foot fetish".

[b i o n i c]

you mean phobia. yeah sorta

[AceFace]

i posted my feet in sure shots just for bionic. :p

[b i o n i c]

you know how feet can be hot? ankle socks, esp the ones with the pompoms on the back

[AceFace]

hehe. that's cute!

i decorate my foot with a tattoo.

[Nuzzolese]

you know how feet can be hot? ankle socks, esp the ones with the pompoms on the back

Those are huge with the over 60 crowd.

[b i o n i c]

oh yeah baby

and cheerleaders who prefer to have their feet covered up