favorite british slang term?

[cubsfirstplace]

i'm discovered many hilarious british slang terms

[Bob]

mate is hilarious?

[DipDipDive]

Uh...Many? Looks like you've only discovered three.

[cubsfirstplace]

i accidently made it so i could only put 4. i've also discovered others such as bloke, blimey and telly. lay off!! can't you see i'm no longer a cubs fan!

[DipDipDive]

Cubs fanaticism is like the herp. Just because you don't have an outbreak at the moment doesn't mean you're not still infected.

[cubsfirstplace]

na i haven't watched a cubs game in two years. i have now started trying to get cubs fans to release that they will never win another world series and that as long as they keep selling out games the organization really doesn't care if they win or lose.

[cubsfirstplace]

also i command you to join the fantasy baseball league i just created

[Lex Diamonds]

Ave a giraffe you berk! What a mug.

[Dorothy Wood]

bloody

[Adam]

I say 'cheers' a lot instead of thanks. When I was 'across the pond'* last people didn't understand it. Yet you have that show cheers.

What is with the recent British obsession on here recently?

*is that another term we tend to only use?

[paul jones]

YO!
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

(y)

[Guy Incognito]

bollocks

[ms.peachy]

on my tits

[Guy Incognito]

FYI cubsfirstplace - wanker = masturbator. Tosser is much better term for this.

cuntybollocks
nobcheese

[camo]

Bellend. How did you miss putting a bellend in there? What a wazzock.

[checkyourprez]

bollocks

my personal favorite. i think this should have been in the pole easy.

i also like drip dry em.

and proper fucked.


on my tits

thats what she said.

[ms.peachy]

thats what she said.

yeah.... you don't know what it means, do you.

[Kid Presentable]

China was my favourite.

[Fern]

yeah.... you don't know what it means, do you.

on my nerves?

[Lex Diamonds]

China was my favourite.
It was? What's changed?

[b i o n i c]

favorite funny thing british people say: whilst.

[Lex Diamonds]

You do know that word's older than America?

[b i o n i c]

most words are, yes

[b i o n i c]

oh yeah, sorry.. slang

[Myu-to]

Try saying these fun British sayings the next time you are out.

"Put ya cock in me arse" - I would like a beer.
"Care fer a rimmy?" - Would you like a salad with ranch dressing?
"Yer mother is cockslobberer" - Your mother is a saint of a woman.
"Bob's ya uncle." - Your uncle's name is Bob.

[Guy Incognito]

i couldnt give a shiny shite

[Caribou]

Twattamaboobs.

Oh btw, Can I bum a fag?

[Guy Incognito]

fuck this for a game of soldiers

[camo]

Avaddabuttifermitay

I've had a sandwich for my tea (dinner).


Yawreetcock.

Hello.

[Guy Incognito]

early doors

[camo]

In some parts of Yorkshire they say '9 while 5' in place of '9 to 5'

Bit weird over there.

[Guy Incognito]

i dont know if this is british or not but its a classic kids thing, i am just interested if foreign kids say this after a fart:

the one who smelled it dealt it, and the one who said the rhyme did the crime

[camo]

don't you mean 'smelt it'

[Guy Incognito]

don't you mean 'smelt it'


i wrote smelt first and it didnt look right but thats because i'm an arse.

[checkyourprez]

yeah.... you don't know what it means, do you.

does it matter?

[Adam]

I'm always saying on my tits.

Half the stuff said here is just wrong. I live in Yorkshire Camo and never heard that.

Myu-to - the only one of that I've heard is Bobs your uncle, which means - wait, erm... ...like finishing off a fact or how something works, I think. I actually dunno but have heard it used and never questioned it. And I don't even have a Uncle Robert.

[Caribou]

There's a Dutch equivalent of 'Bob's your uncle' which is 'Klaar is Kees'.
And it means that Kees is ready. :s I have no idea who either Bob or Kees are.

[Kid Presentable]

It was? What's changed?

I left and stopped saying it. Simple.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Half the stuff said here is just wrong. I live in Yorkshire Camo and never heard that.


I say 9 while 5 and i'm just down the road from you. You must be posh Adam ;)

[Adam]

I say 9 while 5 and i'm just down the road from you. You must be posh Adam ;)

Well I am South Yorkshire, Barnsley and Bradford are still north for me - their influences probably don't go down the M1 since they haven't invented the car up their yet. And they wouldn't walk south because they'd always be running away from the sun.

weirdos

[Guy Incognito]

Well I am South Yorkshire, Barnsley and Bradford are still north for me - their influences probably don't go down the M1 since they haven't invented the car up their yet. And they wouldn't walk south because they'd always be running away from the sun.

weirdos

well i'll go t' foot of our stairs

[camo]

Bradistan is full of cars (amongst other things).

[mate_spawn_die]

british as apple pie

[Jollop]

Ha ha...great thread!:D

Betty Swollocks

Drop your guts

I Dying for a pony

[AceFace]

my fave is how brits add "r" to the end of a word ending in "a".

sexay!

[mikizee]

I say 9 while 5 and i'm just down the road from you. You must be posh Adam ;)

9 while 5? that doesnt even make any sense! 9 while 5 what?

[Gareth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

is "junior spesh" a slang term?
hope so
one pound and fifty pence, fifty pence, fifty pence

[icy manipulator]

an aristole of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub

[beastiegirrl101]

When I met VenusVenus she told me that "I've got a lot of bottle" Now when I say it, it sounds like complete rubbish but when she said it with her lovely British accent...it was awesome.

Just no clue what she meant.

[Freebasser]

"Excuse me, I do believe you've jumped the queue!"

[b i o n i c]

i like bum.. its kind of catching on in the us. i heard it used in american english in a commercial yesterday. it sounds better than butt.

let's face it, the brits got on lock

[Freebasser]

I'm just bummin' around!

[NoFenders]

does it matter?

Not at all. We can use that line in just about any scenario. lol

[NoFenders]

I voted for Wanker since it was one of the first I'd heard of on The Young Ones.

[funk63]

I like wanker. I also like when they say "yeah" after stuff like how we say "ya know?"

[Yorkshire~Rose]

9 while 5? that doesnt even make any sense! 9 while 5 what?

9am while 5pm, for example. It's a yorkshire expression meaning until.

Actually i work half 8 while half 4 ;)

[Lex Diamonds]

I like wanker. I also like when they say "yeah" after stuff like how we say "ya know?"
No one does that. It's just like putting ", yes?" on the end of a sentence eg. "you're coming round mine later, yeah?"

[Jollop]

The new bloke at work adds 'yeah' on the end of his sentences. Dunno, maybe all the youngsters are doing it.

Twats! (another great one)

[Lex Diamonds]

Some people use it to make sure you're following what they're talking about. Like "there was this guy, yeah, and he had this massive helmet, yeah, and..." etc. etc.

But I don't see how it could be interchangeable with "ya know", that's just gay.

[Freebasser]

Yeah, ya know? Yeah.

[funk63]

Some people use it to make sure you're following what they're talking about. Like "there was this guy, yeah, and he had this massive helmet, yeah, and..." etc. etc.

But I don't see how it could be interchangeable with "ya know", that's just gay.

I couldn't think of a better example. Maybe saying "right?" "right?"