Fat Girl Chronicles: Fat Girl Tips I

[Fern]

Fat Girl Chronicles: Fat Girl Tips I

Lesbians and Gentlemen;

You can avoid a former fat girl by carefully examining the upper-arm portion of the female arm. IF this area has fat, odds are she is a former or recovering fat girl. No matter how hard they work to become fit, it is rare that they lose this pocket of fat unless the actively work their biceps; something that is rarely done. So next time you are seeking a mate and see a woman with unusually large or flabby upper arms, odds are they were once heavy, chunky, chubby, or plain-old fat. Use this information wisely to avoid 'fat-girl syndrome' or any other clingy disfunction that they may have.

Thank you.

[b i o n i c]

this isnt funny anymore.

[b i o n i c]

it wasnt that funny the first 5 times either(y)

[Nuzzolese]

Don't you think former fat girls would be ideal because they are not used to being "hot" and therefore aren't so high maintenance and vain and bitchy?

[Fern]

Don't you think former fat girls would be ideal because they are not used to being "hot" and therefore aren't so high maintenance and vain and bitchy?

Good question: (y)

Normally one would think that, but it really depends on what the person is looking for:

If someone is looking for a relationship or even to settle down, a fat girl is risky. High maintenanceness (?), vanity, and bitchiness are small prices to pay to have a hot significant other for the longer haul. I say risky because she could possibly balloon up at some point and then what do you have on your hands? Just a regular-old fat girl. They run the risk of going back.

[Nuzzolese]

How can you tell if a currently svelt woman is going to balloon up in the future?

Fern: even if you are looking for something in the short term only, I can't see why a former fat girl would be a problem. She's probably really enjoying all the attention that she never got before, and she might be in a slutty, living-it-up phase of that attention-induced delirium. And perhaps, since she never got by on her looks alone, she'd be more willing and experienced to do more at sex time. Then there's the fact that she's had to exercise a lot to lose the weight so she probably has more energy and stamina than a woman who is naturally thin.

Now, you focus on the arms but what about the women who pack on the pounds in their lower bodies? I have thin arms but I gain weight in my thighs. If I were to just let myself go and eat all day, I bet my arms would still be medium sized and my lower body would be huge.

[Nuzzolese]

Okay see, here's the thing, fat girls are like THIS okay? And thin girls are like THAT.

[Fern]

How can you tell if a currently svelt woman is going to balloon up in the future?

I generally look at the upper arms, or upper arm meat.

[Nuzzolese]

But she doesn't have any fat there yet.

[b i o n i c]

your poor future fat daughters :(

[Fern]

Most of the time, despite losing all the weight, the upper arms will remain fat

[Nuzzolese]

But, what I'm saying is, what if she's always been thin and so she never had excess fat anywhere, therefore never having remaining deposits on her arms; how can you tell if she's going to become fat once she settles down with you and tries to trap you with a pregnancy?

[Fern]

Sweetheart; if I had the answer to that question, I would be a billionaire....:cool:

[Loppfessor]

Fat girls tend to give good head...oh that's right I admit it

[Fern]

Fat girls tend to give good head...oh that's right I admit it

This is true