TWATTER

[paul jones]

just let out a small fart

19:07 PM Apr 3rd from web

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[b i o n i c]

i queefed.

19:18 PM Apr 3rd from web

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[b i o n i c]

i just scratched my head.

04:18 PM Apr 3rd from web

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[paul jones]

should I take this baseball cap off now? I'm indoors and not going out again tonight

8:47 PM Apr 3rd from txt

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[paul jones]

I'm craving a cup of tea and maybe some biscuits as my eyes are becoming unfocused by staring into the screen, following my hundred TWATTER friends and they're TWATS updates


9:44 PM Apr 3rd from web

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[cookiepuss]

DID YA GET MY TWEETS? I JUST TWOTED ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w)

[b i o n i c]

@cookiepuss show us your twits

10:15PM Apr 3rd from web

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[b i o n i c]

that video is hillarious actually

[cookiepuss]

I'd show you my twits but I wouldn't want you to get twitterpated.;)

[mathcart]

that video is hillarious actually

yup
(y)

[paul jones]

thinking of thoughts and forts

02:07AM Apr 4th from penis in vagina

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[Randetica]

im watching 'ellen'


3 something in the morning

[kaiser soze]

myth gunph fmeels colp hn myth mouf

myf laft thwatsh

[paul jones]

@ kaizer soze ARe you still alive or did you forget to load the bullets?

1:19 PM Apr 4th from the gates of hell

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[mathcart]

i want to kill myself (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b107568_demi_moore_twitter_save_lives.html)
(but I'd like a celebrity to stop me- thus making me more important than them)

i hate myself for posting this

[marsdaddy]

you're out of control, pj!

[marsdaddy]

i want to kill myself (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b107568_demi_moore_twitter_save_lives.html)
(but I'd like a celebrity to stop me- thus making me more important than them)

i hate myself for posting thisyou're following her, too...snooze.

[Randetica]

so whats twitter all about? to update your status every 5 minutes?

[paul jones]

so whats twitter all about? to update your status every 5 minutes?

every 2 minutes,yes