Worst taste in the world?

[Adam]

So what is the worst taste you've ever experienced?

Smoked mackerel is mine - horrible stuff - rather eat my own ear wax (2nd).

[ericlee]

Just the thought of adam's ear wax is making me hurl in my mouth.

[TurdBerglar]

spoiled gifelte fish. i didn't even eat it. but the smell was so thick you could taste it.

[Adam]

Just the thought of adam's ear wax is making me hurl in my mouth.

I was about 12. Remember never to even think about doing that again it was such a bad tastes. Kids eat their bodily discharges sometimes - I'm sure you've done it.

[ericlee]

kids are just like puppies. They'll try to eat anything that the body emits.

I've had my share of eating dead skin and such. The hell was I thinkin.

[DipDipDive]

Shrimp Vesuvio that I had already eaten on its way back up. I was like 11 when that happened and I can still taste it. Ugh. Also the reason I will never be able to eat mushrooms again. Gnarly, disgusting bastards, they are.

[yeahwho]

that morning open beer can that had a cigarette butt in it overnite

[DipDipDive]

^ Oooooffffffhhhhhhuuuuurrrrgh.

I'm hungover. Shouldn't have read that. :(

[Randetica]

a cigarette that soaked in water

[Dorothy Wood]

I think earwax is the most disgusting tasting thing in the world. I was trying to think of something worse, but I can't.

also, I'm trying to think of reasons why I would even be in the position to taste ear wax. but I have, not on purpose. maybe on purpose when I was a kid or something.

[na§tee]

that morning open beer can that had a cigarette butt in it overnite
haha - i've accidentally drank a couple of pints with cigarettes butts in them too : ( classsssy.

ddd, how can you not like mushrooms? YUMMO! is it the texture or the taste? my ex didn't like mushrooms because of the texture and the fact he didn't trust anything that "thrived in shit".. haha.

me, i dislike the taste of gin and tonic muchly. but there's not much i find completely offensive. oh, anchovies! i hate them.

[DipDipDive]

ddd, how can you not like mushrooms? YUMMO! is it the texture or the taste? my ex didn't like mushrooms because of the texture and the fact he didn't trust anything that "thrived in shit".. haha.

It's the texture AND the taste. They feel like slugs and taste like dirt. Not to mention the fact that every time I eat them, I'm reminded of the most horrendous vomiting experience of my life in the aforementioned shrimp vesuvio. Oh fuck. Jesus. I have a hard time even thinking about it. (n)

[DIGI]

Yeah, but portobellos kick ass.

[hitmonlee]

earwax
some medicines, alcohol (cheap vodka is pretty foul)
off milk
mould

[jackrock]

It's the texture AND the taste. They feel like slugs and taste like dirt. Not to mention the fact that every time I eat them, I'm reminded of the most horrendous vomiting experience of my life in the aforementioned shrimp vesuvio. Oh fuck. Jesus. I have a hard time even thinking about it. (n)

You've just never had a real mushroom. Buttons or whatever you get in the grocery store are sad excuses for something incredible. OG King Oyster, OG Shiitake. If you don't like that, bake it on a pizza, you won't even notice it, but you'll get the health benefits. If that doesn't work you can make the shiitakes taste like bacon.

Most recent worst taste was some avacado chocolate mousse. It was good fresh, but after it sits in the fridge overnight it felt like I took a swig of lemon cleaner.

[mikizee]

avacado? chocolate? together???

thats fuckin weird man

[jackrock]

avacado? chocolate? together???

thats fuckin weird man

Nah, avacado and carob to make chocolate.

[jennyb]

why oh why did i even open this thread... *gag reflex*

I was at a bar one night with my friends, and yeah, this guy dropped his ciggy butt in my bottle of Budweiser thinking it was an empty. I didn't see this happen, and just went over to my beer and took a big swig and oh god shit i can't even finish this sentence....... gag

[TurdBerglar]

how do all you assholes even know what earwax tastes like

[Dorothy Wood]

I think it happens if you absent-mindedly scratch your ear and some wax gets on your fingernail and you don't remember and then later you put your finger in your mouth for whatever reason.

bleh, gah, just describing that sounds so fucking gross.

[TurdBerglar]

hmmm


has never happened


guess im lucky

[PENisland]

The cock has to be pretty high up there...

[Gareth]

durian - it's disgusting

[Yetra Flam]

some alcohols are pretty fucking bad.

[ericlee]

I had a cig butt beer the other night as well. It was actually my ashtray and it was dark out and I grabbed the wrong damn can.

The neighbors probably woke up after hearing me gag.

I tried a mint julip once while in New Orleans. That thing was downright disgusting.

[camo]

When you puke up bile. That shit has a nasty tang that makes me recoil.

[Gareth]

some alcohols are pretty fucking bad.

yeh, to be honest i dunno how people can drink hard liquor straight/neat
maybe i just don't appreciate a good whiskey or whatever

[AceFace]

i had a sea weed salad that was just rank this weekend. i explained it as tasting like dirty dog. dunno why i thought that.

[-T-]

how do all you assholes even know what earwax tastes like

How do you not know what it taste like?

[camo]

i had a sea weed salad that was just rank this weekend. i explained it as tasting like dirty dog. dunno why i thought that.

Duh duh, duh ner dunuh ner ner
Duh duh, duh ner dunuh ner ner

Dirty Dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog

[AceFace]

you dirty dirty dog, you!

[b i o n i c]

eggplant - tastes like vomit

cheap whiskey - vomit

black candy - vomit

and this purple candy that comes in packs, i dont know what its called. the packaging is purple and i think its supposed to be lavender flavored. gross

[Randetica]

black candy - vomit


thats quite racist

[Gareth]

i don't know what black candy refers to specifically, but licorice is gross.

[Yetra Flam]

is not! its the best!

ketchup is one of the worst for me as well. just looking at it makes me want to puke.
scotch too, just the thought of it ughhhhh

[Randetica]

i don't know what black candy refers to specifically, but licorice is gross.

yes it is
that haribo coconut/licorice konfekt is nice though

but no way im eating it straight

[Adam]

I know someone who is scared of crisps - don't think its the taste, just a genuine fear of crisps.

crisps = chips to americans.

[b i o n i c]

i don't know what black candy refers to specifically, but licorice is gross.

i meant watermelon and fried chicken flavored twizzlers of course :rolleyes:

[b i o n i c]

ugh, friggen banana flavored candy - fuckin pukerama!

[Videodrome]

mayo. i've never tried ear wax.

[HEIRESS]

durian - it's disgusting

truth.

anchovies
pickled herring

[Echewta]

Have you seen some of the clothes mickill wears in his pictures? Horrible taste.

[Tzar]

When you puke up bile. That shit has a nasty tang that makes me recoil.

thank you. vomit has to win this argument.

[camo]

exactly.

[Gareth]

When you puke up bile. That shit has a nasty tang that makes me recoil.

"computer, when do i get my tang?
also...i'm thirsty
wordplay!"

[fucktopgirl]

the worst taste/smell for me is fish soup, beurkkkkkkkkkk!

[nodanaonlyzuul]

ugh, friggen banana flavored candy - fuckin pukerama!

(y)

I generally hate mayo, sour cream, cream cheese, and cottage cheese. I realize this may cause people to conclude that I don't like jizz, but you would be wrong.

I just think those things are gross. I hate the texture and/or how they taste.

I also tend to hate the texture and taste of avacado on it's own (on or in sushi I'm down) and most guacamole. Once in a while someone gets it just right and it's delicious. Like my boyfriends guacamole. He uses lemon instead of lime, fresh chunks of tomato and various types of peppers to make it spicy. YUM.

You would think I'd be more svelte due to disliking what tend to be the calorie filled extras, but I offset it via my love of cheese and carbs.

Sorry I'm going on tangents here.

Umm, it also sucks if you accidentally get gasoline on your hands. Even if you wash and scrub them until your skin is raw that shit sticks and then EVERYTHING tastes like gasoline because the smell of it on your hands is strong.

Same with getting the smell of old sponge on your hands. It doesn't come off and it's like you can taste it :mad: uggggh.

Oh, and I hate lima beans, too.

[Randetica]

im pretty positive that mayonaise and sour cream tastes better than semen

not so sure about cottage cheese though

[b i o n i c]

how is that?

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I just really hate those things, especially mayo.

But of course, that's just my personal opinion/preference.

[instigator7022]

Generic brand Milk of Magnesia.

To me: Tastes like watered down horrible spoiled milk and leaves with like a simultanesously sticky and nonsticky texture that clings to your mouth after you've swallowed.

Worst medicine ever.

[Randetica]

to me drinking milk is already a torture
tastes too much of cow, still

and protein drinks that taste of nothing but chalk

[gbsuey]

(y)

I generally hate mayo, sour cream, cream cheese, and cottage cheese. I realize this may cause people to conclude that I don't like jizz, but you would be wrong.




I'm with you-it's all the devils spunk.

The worse thing (that you're supposed to eat) i ever tasted was some local soup made of dried milk or some shit when i was living in Greece-i hate milk,have done since i was about 5 so fuck knows why i didn't just say "no thanks i'd sooner chew on dandruff" when it was put down in front of me. Instead i almost emptied the salt and pepper pots trying to cover the taste. I gave up.