What do you think of ? Analyzing at its worst.

[ciaobellaOX]

I think this board member is a well-educated individual who would probably do well as a contestant on Jeopardy. I think (s)he would get along fabulously with Alec Trebeck, as well as probably answer at least 9 questions correctly. Her/his interview after the first commercial break would allow for the most interesting of the three contestants and would probably stump the fellow following her/him.

I believe (s)he rolls in cycles with friends, which allows her/him to spend quality time on her/his favourite message board when (s)he's having a low-tide, or lull in her/his real life friendships. (S)he tires of people easily, but also tires people with her/his endless superiority and incessant internal narcissism. I would imagine these cycles last approximately 2 years. (S)he probably does not find most males worthy of her/his time, and finds even fewer females worthy. Talking AT people instead of WITH them is a shortcoming that this person has not been able to overcome. (S)he can't help themself, due to the elevated intelligence level and feeling of righteousness. Their good looks quickly become boring due to the energy sucked from individuals around them.

Your turn.

[Helvete]

wtf

[camo]

Imagine not having the balls to sound out individuals on the internet :rolleyes:

[Helvete]

Oh it's me! I'm flattered.

[Yetra Flam]

who is it

[jabumbo]

i had to read that 3 times before i could figure out that it was supposed to be talking about somebody specific and not everybody on here in general


wtf indeed

[Guy Incognito]

i had to read that 3 times before i could figure out that it was supposed to be talking about somebody specific and not everybody on here in general




hahahaha(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Sounds a lot like me. (y)

[ciaobellaOX]

i had to read that 3 times before i could figure out that it was supposed to be talking about somebody specific and not everybody on here in general


wtf indeed

(n) wrong

[Randetica]

cant be me, i dont even know alec

[ciaobellaOX]

(S)he loves the ladies, but in the 'fight for your rights' kinda way. Always making sure everything is PC and kosher, you tend to always be the 'friend' and never the 'boyfriend/girlfriend'. You may be good looking, but your "everyone's equal" mentality makes you much smaller than you really are. You continue to fight for what you believe in and are fairly secure in yourself, although you'd really like to be a dirty boy/girl, if only for just one night.

[Bob]

s/he has four legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and three in the evening

[jabumbo]

will she fight for my right to party?



and i think this board as a whole would do great on jeopardy!

[ciaobellaOX]

(S)he is a recluse, but would love to participate in the outside world, but doesn't have the motivation to actually do it. Depression may be a factor. Is extremely intelligent and can be absolutely witty to the point of hysterics. The world wishes it could see her/him more often. Their home wishes they could see less of them.

Would most likely stump Alec Trebeck into absolute frozen shock with the encyclopedia-sized brain - yes, his/her head is a rectangle of resource.

[ciaobellaOX]

(S)he is just a normal, average Jo(sephine), but aspires to be more. Is desperate to be more. Most likely this person will always make it though life just above par. This will madden him/her into a frenzy occasionally, but not enough to become truly suicidal.

Probably would get 13 questions correct on Jeopardy - enough to be in 1st place, but would blow it at the Final Question and end up with $3. The jackass who only answered 2 questions correctly would end up the Jeopardy Champion for the night. Again, proving that (s)he is just average.

[jabumbo]

i am really thinking that your ability to count the correct amount of correct answers to have a near victory in a game of jeopardy is severely wrong

[Helvete]

This is so interesting.

[Bob]

all of these are about me except for the unflattering parts, those parts are off slightly

[Dorothy Wood]

wait, are all these the same person or different people?


also, way to be a coward.

[b i o n i c]

ciaobella/penisland/skye/echewta/wheverthefuck

make more! these are interesting!


actually everyone should make one

[b i o n i c]

this person is gonna be rich and famous someday. they sometimes come on here making threads about sex, poop and drugs and in their infantile monotony there is an underlying genius that mostly everyone here is blind to. sometimes the threads are about life or just something to have a laugh about. this person may come off as a promiscuous slutface at times, or a virginal recluse .. but in reality longs to be a one partner person. this person has written about family problems and friend problems on occasion, but often just chimes in here and there in between moments of genius. i believe they like cereal or toast for breakfast and sometimes likes to have a drink or two... sometimes coming on here to tell us all about it. if they really tried hard and made lots of money, they'd really be goin places. keep your eyes peeled kids, a legend walks among us.

edit: you know who you are

[ms.peachy]

all of these are about me except for the unflattering parts, those parts are off slightly

yeah, it's like horoscopes.

[Dorothy Wood]

can we stop being passive aggressive in here? I would like to know what you turds are talking about.

[b i o n i c]

this person likes to laugh. so often come in here just to laugh at a joke but on occasion makes a funny too. they're very attractive to the opposite sex apparently. i can tell they don't like math too much. they will someday be a superstar in their career because they generally try to work hard. sure they've had fits of boss hating. they will probably end up being a great boss themselves. they like art and do art when inspiration strikes and if they really set out to, could make it really big. this person has issues, some of them are REALLY major issues. they can be a huge asshole at times, but generally are good peeps. but when they're assholes, shit are they stinkers

[Dorothy Wood]

this person has a toe growing out of his/her forehead and smells like garlic and strawberries. sometimes she/he masturbates with canola oil, then cooks tofu and shallots in it and serves it to homeless people. her/his butt is covered in boils, but luckily has found someone to love him/her anyway. he/she owns a mcdonald's franchise, but has never eaten the filet o'fish.

[Echewta]

Actually, its truffle oil but good discription of me Dorothy!

[yeahwho]

huh? ouch

[Helvete]

I think everyone is describing themselves here.

[Guy Incognito]

blockbusters is a much better quiz show than jeopardy

[instigator7022]

if we could get all the board members into the cash cab...

[Yetra Flam]

oh fuck yeah cash cab is the fucking shit. every time i get into a cab i hope and pray that its the cash cab.

[b i o n i c]

my descriptions: exactly like horoscopes

did anyone think they were about them? :P i guessed 3 of ciaobellas, i think those are real

[jabumbo]

i believe the thread starter was talking about one person, b