I love to poop

[Praying Mantis]

I just wish wiping didnt feel like such a chore.

[Adam]

You know those poops where there is no need to wipe - they are the best. Well you notice after you've wiped that there is no need to wipe - just polish.

[mikizee]

Yep, pinching a loaf is one of life's truly simple and lovely pleasures.

[camo]

especially with magazine (usually a video game one) in hand (y)

[Praying Mantis]

farts are starting to smell nasty......poop time

[Bob]

You know those poops where there is no need to wipe - they are the best. Well you notice after you've wiped that there is no need to wipe - just polish.

i can't remember the last time i've had one of those. i'm sure something in my diet is to blame, but i don't know what it is. i suspect it's coffee, but i'm not about to give that up. i'll sacrifice clean breaks for coffee, i'd miss it too much

[checkyourprez]

You know those poops where there is no need to wipe - they are the best. Well you notice after you've wiped that there is no need to wipe - just polish.

so says you.

i take that chance.

sometimes, you just know.

pull up trow and move on.

[Praying Mantis]

sometimes you have to roll the dice. You just know there is nothing to wipe. Sometimes you get the bear..........sometimes the bear gets you.

[Bob]

it doesn't really cost anything to give it a test wipe though, not really

[TurdBerglar]

when you save a shit for the comfort of your own toilet. pure bliss.

[Yetra Flam]

"clean break"? hahahhaha

[jabumbo]

i ate asparagus for dinner today, so my morning pooh is gonna be a rank one. i can't wait!

[Praying Mantis]

i ate asparagus for dinner today, so my morning pooh is gonna be a rank one. i can't wait!

Your piss aint gonna be to hot either.

[Kid Presentable]

You guys should have a big piss and poo party and piss and poo all over each other

[camo]

We should have round at your new diggs (y)