amber rose;hottest buzzed headed woman

[checkyourprez]

never knew of her until i saw her with kanye.

at first i was like eh.


but ive taken a closer look. this chick is hot. i usually need hair (up there) for me to think a chick is hot. and dyke haircuts on chicks usually ruin it for me. but even with her buzzed head she is smoking. i dont think many chicks can pull that off.

um yes. (http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2009/02/amber-rose-smooth-magazine-01.jpg)

i like. (http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/amber_rose_atlnightspotscom_smooth_magazine4.jpg)

lovely bone structure. (http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/e/1/3/d/PicImg_Model_Amber_Rose_43f5.JPG)

alllll day. and night. (http://thisislavie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/amber-rose-01.jpg)

[b i o n i c]

i think your bone structure likes (back there) is what it is

[checkyourprez]

i think your bone structure likes (back there) is what it is

hah that i will not deny, the little guy is a fan of hers assets as well.

but make no bones about it, normally im turned off by such a dome on a woman. hers is erotically appealing.

[jabumbo]

i can agree with you on this one. although that first pic is a little weird to me. i think its a combo of the angle of the shot and the massive booty. the 2nd one though is absolutely delightful!

[Randetica]

she looks coolish

[Audio.]

Her ass is DAAAAHAAAAAYUUUUUUUM. I wonder if Turd will give up Kim for buzzed cut lady?

Honestly, I just liked her ass but everything else eeeehhhh

[TurdBerglar]

i like long curly hair

[Guy Incognito]

aye carumba.:eek:

that first pic is amazing(y)

[Guy Incognito]

i have shown this to a couple of lads at work, its all round the office now and people are googling her to find more. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

meh, I don't think that hair suits her very well. she's a hot lady, but looks like she's trying too hard to be edgy. also, those ass pictures are soooo photoshopped. so much so that they look physically impossible. if you compare them to actual photos of her, you can tell that her ass to waist ratio is pretty admirable, but not nearly as pronounced as in those photos of her in her skivvys.


I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers though, ifyaknowwhatimsayin' :cool:;)

[nodanaonlyzuul]

for the longest time I thought having the bottom of your butt cheeks showing from the front was a bad thing (like hers in this (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/amber-rose-image.jpg) photo). I have that and I hated it. And I thought that not having a completely flat stomach from the side was a bad thing. Then I saw the model is his video for Flashing Lights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEccxPPwXmI) and her abs aren't perfectly flat from the side.

Kanye's taste in women makes me feel better about my body. Seriously.

[TurdBerglar]

kanye changed your life

[nodanaonlyzuul]

word :cool:

[ET]

for the longest time I thought having the bottom of your butt cheeks showing from the front was a bad thing (like hers in this (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/amber-rose-image.jpg) photo).

That's what they call ass overhang. Mrawr! Don't know how anyone could have a dumper like that without it. Feels pretty nice when you go to squeeze.

Pardon me, I have to make a phone call.

[checkyourprez]

for the longest time I thought having the bottom of your butt cheeks showing from the front was a bad thing (like hers in this (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/amber-rose-image.jpg) photo). I have that and I hated it. And I thought that not having a completely flat stomach from the side was a bad thing. Then I saw the model is his video for Flashing Lights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEccxPPwXmI) and her abs aren't perfectly flat from the side.

Kanye's taste in women makes me feel better about my body. Seriously.

i think having an ass like that is hot as hell.

as long as im not seeing it from the front like this (http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cute_butt.jpg), than its all good.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

hahaha @ that photo

but yeah, after seeing stuff like this (http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A7339/73392/300_73392.jpg) always in magazines, videos, etc. Yes that's nice. But you can see my butt flaps even standing up like that. So I thought I was a freak :(

VIVA LA REVOLUCION of DIFFERENT BODY TYPES IN MEDIAAAAA!

[nodanaonlyzuul]

oh and Eve Salvail is quite beautiful. Different body type, but shaved head & GORGEOUS face.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/amourzelda/EVE.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/27/l_2bb1ce146dc44abbbe17296199f4fd5d.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/22/l_28b46384b46b4197967d1d83f25527c9.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/l_e53e98e8b9444d34a7b8e815f31d20f8.jpg

[HEIRESS]

for the longest time I thought having the bottom of your butt cheeks showing from the front was a bad thing (like hers in this (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/amber-rose-image.jpg) photo). I have that and I hated it. And I thought that not having a completely flat stomach from the side was a bad thing. Then I saw the model is his video for Flashing Lights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEccxPPwXmI) and her abs aren't perfectly flat from the side.

Kanye's taste in women makes me feel better about my body. Seriously.

I was going to type out almost the same thing when i saw this thread, so I'll just quote you word for word!

I also enjoy her because she makes me feel better about having huge ole ghetto thighs (though I'd have to hit the gym 3 hrs a day to get a set like hers)

this pic is awesome too btw:
http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2009/03/amber-rose-spandex-kanye-west-02.jpg

[Helvete]

Ass and thighs for the win. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[b i o n i c]

word

[Yetra Flam]

actually, i think women with a lotta ass and thighs being deemed desirable in the media is a new thing at all. curvy women have been idolised for years now.

[TurdBerglar]

i like ass and hips and thighs too... DUH

but this girl's body doesn't flow well. it's like it was put together from seperate parts.

[b i o n i c]

sinbad, sine-aid, whatever her name is... put a bag over it and do ya business

[HEIRESS]

Im talking ALOTTA thigh

rhianna has some massive thighs (only in proportion to her upper body though really).

as does beyonce.

and alicia keys...yeah alicia takes the cake.

I could so be alicia keys waist down body double. I am fascinated by her thighs in a purely narcissistic way.

[b i o n i c]

pifffffff i was alicia keys, beyonce or rihanna or looked like that id be butt muffuckin ass naked in a mirrored room 24/7 all day eiday, son!

well maybe not rihanna. that noggin is just waaay to large and distracting

[Audio.]

I like muscle toned thighs with nice strong calves. With the stomach in flat shape and the back tight and toned. Only ones that come closest to that are Gymnastic gals, anime cartoons, and well built pornstars.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

actually, i think women with a lotta ass and thighs being deemed desirable in the media is a new thing at all. curvy women have been idolised for years now.

agreed, somewhat.

It has fluctuated (like my weight! lols) in the media a lot though. I think it was in the 60's, thin was more in and it stayed like that for a while. It wasn't until the J.Lo's and Beyonce's started getting in to the mainstream again that having some curves was good again.

Note I say 'media'. Not necessarily everyones personal preferences.

[ET]

Speaking of Ms. Keyes; Hummina hummina ohmahgah. (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/keyesSPLASH3004_468x793.jpg)

[checkyourprez]

^yucky calves

[ET]

Would that stop you from considerately caressing that priceless behind? I could care less about her calves, fingernails, split ends etc. she's got it everywhere it needs to be. What a woman.

[NoFenders]

I like it all!!! Skinny girls never work. Meat don't shake.

[ericlee]

she's what I would look like if I had boobies and a big butt.

[checkyourprez]

Would that stop you from considerately caressing that priceless behind? I could care less about her calves, fingernails, split ends etc. she's got it everywhere it needs to be. What a woman.

haa hasnt stopped me from the countless others ive "caressed", but im just saayyyyin im not a fan of her the calves.

i am particular with knees, calves and ankles. odd. i know.

[NoFenders]

Must be short.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

agreed, somewhat.

It has fluctuated (like my weight! lols) in the media a lot though. I think it was in the 60's, thin was more in and it stayed like that for a while. It wasn't until the J.Lo's and Beyonce's started getting in to the mainstream again that having some curves was good again.

Note I say 'media'. Not necessarily everyones personal preferences.

+ I grew up in Southern California. The place where tall, tanned skinny blondes are considered most attractive/ideal.

[Yetra Flam]

alicia keys is a lesbian

[checkyourprez]

alicia keys is a lesbian

has she licked you?

[Audio.]

Speaking of Ms. Keyes; Hummina hummina ohmahgah. (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/keyesSPLASH3004_468x793.jpg)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooh :eek:

(y)

[na§tee]

"now this is a bikini" (http://www.dlisted.com/node/33486)

[b i o n i c]

she needs to walk around EVERYWHERE in this position (http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2009/02/amber-rose-smooth-magazine-01.jpg) at all times

and always talk to me over her shoulder with that look

fixed

[Guy Incognito]

"now this is a bikini" (http://www.dlisted.com/node/33486)

a-mazing

[Randetica]

rosebutt

[Guy Incognito]

rosebutt

its not to be sniffed at. or something

[Randetica]

its not to be sniffed at. or something

youre too young to understand

[Guy Incognito]

youre too young to understand

err - yeah, i only have 36 years of ass appreciation behind me. ha ha no pun intended.
actually not really 36 years cos well as a baby i would have been into other things like err..breasts. ha.

[Randetica]

shut it

[Guy Incognito]

shut it

possibly the best comeback you have ever been associated with.:rolleyes:

whats got up your nose, i was only having a laugh

[Randetica]

possibly the best comeback you have ever been associated with.:rolleyes:

whats got up your nose, i was only having a laugh

you once again ruined my joke with your limited knowledge, thanks

'sorry' cake will be accepted

[Guy Incognito]

you once again ruined my joke with your limited knowledge, thanks

'sorry' cake will be accepted

listen randall, i got the rosebud thing, i wont call it a joke and then i chipped in with a slightly off tangent bad gag of my own and then you went all bellend.

i'm the one who should be getting an apology biscuit

[Randetica]

shut it

[Guy Incognito]

shut it

what a clunge

[Freebasser]

It's all gone a bit minge.

[Dorothy Wood]

and the award for most nonsensical argument goes to Guy Incognito and Randetica!

*cheering*

*trophy*

*press junket*

[Guy Incognito]

and the award for most nonsensical argument goes to Guy Incognito and Randetica!

*cheering*

*trophy*

*press junket*

we have had far worse and far sillier than that although that might have been with thingy or whatever she's called this week.
wasnt really an argument this. she told me to shut it twice and i brought up some creative names for a ladygarden.

[Guy Incognito]

"now this is a bikini" (http://www.dlisted.com/node/33486)

back on topic.


still a-mazing

[mickill]

rosebutt

[Freebasser]

Shut the fuck up Mike.

Your shoes are ugly.

[Randetica]

we have had far worse and far sillier than that although that might have been with thingy or whatever she's called this week.
wasnt really an argument this. she told me to shut it twice and i brought up some creative names for a ladygarden.

lol yeah and..

'shut it' is also a CKane quote

you know nothing!

[Randetica]

rosebutt

now you know where that guy gets his jokes from

[mickill]

Shut the fuck up Mike.

Your shoes are ugly.

Man, I swear I will slap hot jellybeans out ya ass if you talk about my shoes again.

[TurdBerglar]

Man, I swear I will slap hot jellybeans out ya ass if you talk about my shoes again.

hot? :confused:


:(

[Freebasser]

Man, I swear I will slap hot jellybeans out ya ass if you talk about my shoes again.

Takes one to know one!

[mickill]

I will squeeze flames out of your titty, dude.

[Dorothy Wood]

mickill! :(

[mickill]

I'll kick him in his brisket...:(

[paul jones]

I didn't know who the fuck Amber rose was until I saw this thread.

I saw Sinead O'conner supporting INXS in 1987 and I bought her first single 'Mandinka' but didn't buy any after that but that's noting to do with women shaving their hair off.Nena shocked me with her hairy armpits in the mid 80's though but it just goes to show that some people are for bald and some people are for hair at the end of the day.
The grote from the moomins didn't shave at all it seems

[Audio.]

she just reminds me of the chick from Home Movies where Coach McGuirk and her were in that Halloween episode.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'll kick him in his brisket...:(

but he spent all day roasting it. and he's got company coming over. he can't do takeout again, it's just too embarrassing. he has to impress the big boss this time or it's "hit the bricks, bub." everyone's counting on that brisket! :(

[mickill]

I meant like the brisket where his breasts are, not his dinner. I wasn't going to kick him in the dinner :(

[Dorothy Wood]

oh, I'm sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding, where I come from "brisket" means "penis".

[mickill]

I see. So you were concerned that he had been roastinng his penis all day and was having people over who were supposed to be enjoying his penis. That he had spent all day roasting. Which everybody was counting on. I think I understand why you were so upset now.

[Dorothy Wood]

exactly!



:(