How do you like your women/men?

[Lex Diamonds]

Like your coffee?

Like cars?

I think anyone can be beautiful but I know a lot of people have their preferences and favourites. I've been with blondes, brunettes, redheads, Japanese, Americans, Canadians, Brazilians, French, Italians, Germans, Spanish, Greek, Africans, Carribbean girls, Chinese girls, Indian girls and maybe a few more. I don't really have a favourite although the blondes have been best at sex (probably because they're sluts).

What's your preference? My current girlfriend is half-Tanzanian, it's a good look. She looks a little bit like cosmo but even hotter. (y)

[ms.peachy]

Right now my main preference would be, "not on the other side of the world":(

One more week.

[NoFenders]

Soft and sultry!! Dark hair, dark eyes, and an extra beer with my name on it.

[DipDipDive]

Funny. If you make me laugh and I find you attractive, it won't be hard for you to get into my unders.

Physically, I don't have a "type," but I tend to prefer the dark-haired sort.

[b i o n i c]

smart and clean

[ET]

Like my whiskey; 12 years old and mixed up with coke?

[ScarySquirrel]

Typically baroque-esque or pretty tall and kind of average (maybe a little skinny) sized.

Then again, I also like short average to thick girls too. Ethnicity, hair color, all that jazz... doesn't really matter to me. Her hair length, on the other side of the coin, should typically be about shoulder length or a little longer. Unless she's one of the few girls who can pull off the short hair look - and that's obviously subjective in my own eyes.

[paul jones]

eyes like Droopy the cartoon dog,hair like a baboon's armpit,teeth like cardboard,tits the size of basketballs,breath like a sewer,feet like a hobbit,bottom as smooth as sandpaper and big papery flapping hands

[Dorothy Wood]

it doesn't really matter. I like cute faces. my last boyfriend was brown asian, a snappy dresser, and had a great head of hair. he had a jack black body type.

the one before that was italian. tall, bearded, built like a linebacker, decent dress sense, okay hair. he was super strong, which was kinda hot.

other than my indian friend, a jew, and a half-mexican kid, the other dudes I've been into were average whiteys of varying heights, weights, and haircolor.


I guess I like dark-haired, scruffy, thick, manly types the best. however, a sense of humor that matches mine will trump anything physical.

[Planetary]

trump

lol

[Dorothy Wood]

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[nodanaonlyzuul]

I've dated dudes of all shapes, sizes, hair color, etc. It's all about if the personalities click and if he has a cute face.

BUT if I have to go 100% shallow/idealized about it: tall, lightish hair, green or blue eyes, sometimes I really like when a boys eyelashes are kinda blondish/gold colored :o and a body slightly less built than this (http://shirtlessgathering.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/paul_walker_shirtless_2.jpg).

So basically, my boyfriend. (y)

[taquitos]

Like my whiskey; 12 years old and mixed up with coke?

HA!

[Randetica]

he should treat me like a bitch so a bit of a macho is always good, i like getting bossed around
men who wear hip hopish clothes without thinking of themeselves as gangstas are hot
when i smile he should smile back or otherwise i would find him quite unpleasant
muscles are hot but i wouldnt mind if he had some overweight
i like dark/dark blonde hair the most and also really dark brown eyes
i love long noses
he shouldnt be too short or tall
im more attracted to real young looking/cute looking guys rather than hot ones
some exotic look is ok aslong as he keeps it in check

[Bob]

has anyone said "covered in bees" yet? because that's my answer. covered in bees

[mickill]

I've been with Afghanispanic, Puertoafrican, Czechanese, Ancient Greek, covered in bees, lesbian, postal worker, apple picker, acrobat, car thief, sorceress, bald, sleepy, severely disfigured, model, politician, elderly, slutty, and brunette. And most of the ones already mentioned in every single post in this thread.

I generally like my women clean with unpredictable temperaments.

[Videodrome]

severely disfigured chicks are extra hot. whenever i see one i always wonder if i could handitap that ass and shit. i'm pretty interested in covered with bees too. that might be my next phase.

[RobMoney$]

I banged a chick in a wheelchair who only had one leg on a drunken dare.
My boy helped me up the stairs of the hotel with her in the wheelchair.

[funk63]

Girl wise I like paled skinned, dark hair. Curly is a plus.
Guy wise I'm not too picky. Whatever I can get.

[russhie]

I didn't think I had a 'type' but apparently there are a couple of types I tend to go for. Majority of them have amazing eyes, gorgeous baby blues - it's one of the first things that catches my eye I guess.

I tend to go for guys with darker hair, I've only ever been with one blonde - he was good in bed but I just didn't find him that attractive. All the guys since my ex have been muscular, fit, sporty...and the ones I see the longest make me laugh, but are also the most unattainable emotionally, I get bored very easily and they provide a challenge. I've been accused of chasing pretty boys, but they're not often pretty boys in the true sense...just fitties.

[checkyourprez]

skinny in the right places, fat in the right places. with a sexy unique face, and dark hair and deep brown eyes. even though i want my child to be a blond haired blued eye kid.

[ericlee]

all natural. She better look the same in the morning after a nice night.

Think about it. The rough sex that you had with her, reason being that you had rough sex is because she attracted you.

Waking up, a lil more sober and going at it again for reassurance is the best part. I don't care to wake up to a bozo the clown lookalike with the makeup smearing off, uncovering flaws that she was even insecure about.

[roosta]

What a great excuse to mention you've slept with many exotic women!

Kudos!

[ericlee]

What a great excuse to mention you've slept with many exotic women!

Kudos!

Many? I think I have more fingers than any woman I've "slept" with.

Exotic? None of them fed me grapes and played the harp while doing so.

[roosta]

Many? I think I have more fingers than any woman I've "slept" with.

Exotic? None of them fed me grapes and played the harp while doing so.

I was referring to the thread in general sir.

[Helvete]

He meant Padster.

I don't really have a physical type, but I know when a girl is my type when I meet her.

[ericlee]

I was referring to the thread in general sir.

ahaa. Your post happened to be under mine. I'm all like, "shit, I wish I slept with many exotic women."

Then I had to keep in mind it was a paddy thread.

[Lex Diamonds]

he should treat me like a bitch so a bit of a macho is always good, i like getting bossed around
men who wear hip hopish clothes without thinking of themeselves as gangstas are hot
when i smile he should smile back or otherwise i would find him quite unpleasant
muscles are hot but i wouldnt mind if he had some overweight
i like dark/dark blonde hair the most and also really dark brown eyes
i love long noses
he shouldnt be too short or tall
im more attracted to real young looking/cute looking guys rather than hot ones
some exotic look is ok aslong as he keeps it in check
LOL @ you just describing me. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

ps
I TELL A PLAYA HATER "SEE YOU LATER"

[HotAndWet]

I prefer tall and dark, but most of the guys I've been with are not that. My last serious boyfriend was around 5'11", red hair, blue eyes, and kind of husky. The last guy I had sex with was hot but had lighter brown hair with hazel eyes and a muscular body but only a little taller than me. I'm 5'8" so the guy being tall is kind of important to me, I know that sounds shallow.
Personality wise sarcastic and silly/funny guys always do it for me.

[na§tee]

they tend be into pyjamas, war, food, sarcasm and books. they're quite tall and slim with long eyelashes and tend to be a little dopey. so, i reckon another 62.8 million are out there somewhere.

[monkey]

i have only ever dated white boys. geeky white boys, slightly thuggy white boys, ridiculously intelligent white boys. all with green or blue eyes. all almost blondes. all kinda tall and skinny. my last ex bf was so very skinny but muscular like you wouldnt believe. that was VERY nice, but i really rather like my previous exbf's body type - a little thicker, with muscles but not overly defined, just soft enough. someone big enough to make me feel little.

[beastiegirrl101]

dark and rugged is what would be ideal but all the serious relationships I have been in the men have had blondish / brownish hair with light eyes.

I'm with DDD though, if you can make me laugh and you have a good sense of style and confidence, you got me.

[Randetica]

LOL @ you just describing me. (y)

haha yeah cause you never think of yourself as a gangsta SURE


i would adopt you or keep you as a pet but that would be it

[rirv]

Why is everyone describing me?

[HEIRESS]

I definately don't have a type.

my boyfriends have been: half native football player, 6foot4 skinny redheaded hockeyplayer/elementary school teacher, 0.2% bodyfat jewish road biker/law student, petite blonde metal shop teacher, short curly haired italian soccer playing grad student (<3).

as long as they make me laugh plus I can easily make them laugh we are golden.

ok, and perhaps I have a thing for athletes. it's not a necessity...really...

[ericlee]

Everyone is describing me. I'm a real clown too.

Summertime is coming and I'm hitting the gym to get rid of the hibernation fat.

Also might be single too. Sup sup?

Ok that's bad. I'm still married.

[Helvete]

I like a girl to be funny (also sharing the same sense of humour), intelligent, outgoing, independent and self sufficient (own job, own car), successful and driven career wise.

These things are more important than any physical attributes to me. Aslong as she isn't a stinker, but she can be of any type. I'm quite a funny person and I make people laugh a lot, so to have a girl that makes me laugh a lot is kinda rare, but when they do, that's a winner.

The last girl I went out with, apart from being all the things I describe, was short, petite, shortish blonde hair and sporty (as in, goes to the gym and running not dressing in sports clothes). And I don't even go for blondes that much, and I normally prefer taller, dark hair girls, but this shows that it's silly to have types.

[Kid Presentable]

Outlandishly funny, happy to be feminine and a bit filthy.

[rirv]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

A woman with any of these names.

[paul jones]

vagina walls like the grand canyon

[monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

A woman with any of these names.


we can never be :( but i thank you from the bottom of my heart for that video.

[Caribou]

I like tall and skinny dorks.

Preferably dark haired, or curly. And Sideburns are always a massive plus.
And he has to be into the same stuff I'm into and be a blunt caveman type.

[cosmo105]

of course hilarious and intelligent and able to match me in a conversation. i tend to go for guys with voracious appetites for music (bonus if they're not snobs about it). it's nice if he's a gentleman and loves his mom, and if he's mature and stable and all that good stuff. above all, though, he's got to make me laugh and be a sarcastic asshole like me.

physically? tall, white, skinny, blonde, light eyes. and apparently with a chronic disease. (diabeetus this time lol.)

[Bob]

of course hilarious and intelligent and able to match me in a conversation. i tend to go for guys with voracious appetites for music (bonus if they're not snobs about it). it's nice if he's a gentleman and loves his mom, and if he's mature and stable and all that good stuff. above all, though, he's got to make me laugh and be a sarcastic asshole like me.

physically? tall, white, skinny, blonde, light eyes. and apparently with a chronic disease. (diabeetus this time lol.)

and here i am with all these hysterical pregnancies and what do they get me? nothing! not even a baby! what a gyp

[The Notorious LOL]

bitchy Asian girls plz