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Kid Presentable
04-15-2009, 04:38 AM
Is there graffiti in women's public toilets? Something at work today said 'Wash your cock', and I wondered if women share advice about their pink bits on bathroom walls, or any such witticisms
I remember enjoying 'Toilet tennis look left' - *looks left* - 'Look Right' - *looks right* etc etc. And I don't enjoy all the racist stuff in the uni stalls, but the stuff about a camera in the cieling watching me shit used to send me into game mode.
Videodrome
04-15-2009, 09:18 AM
i've always wondered that also. the graf in men's restrooms can be quite vulgar at times. I can't imagine some woman drawing a picture of a stick man with a huge cock, but at the same time how would i ever know?
b i o n i c
04-15-2009, 09:26 AM
here i sit, broken hearted
came to shit, but only farted
i still remember that from grade school
b i o n i c
04-15-2009, 09:45 AM
has anyon in the history of man ever called one of those "for a good time..." phone numbers in bathrooms?
Videodrome
04-15-2009, 10:18 AM
it has crossed my mind once or twice.
easy 3
04-15-2009, 10:42 AM
here i sit, broken hearted
came to shit, but only farted
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
- any more classic toilet graffiti raps?
Dorothy Wood
04-15-2009, 10:43 AM
women's restrooms are fillllled with graffiti.
it's mostly "I love so-and-so" and "so-and-so's a bitch". but, they also draw characters, talk about politics, say bands suck and rule, offer advice to stay away from certain guys, inspiring quotes show up but are usually made fun of by other scribblers, grammar is corrected and re-corrected and argued over.
it's a rich tapestry.
b i o n i c
04-15-2009, 10:49 AM
im trying to think of other toilet poems, i cant remember any yet
i remember at my dad's work someone had drawn a vag in the stall. it took me about a year to figure out what it was. for the longest time i thought it was cartoon character with a fat hairy mouth.. i think i may've doodled it on a schoolbook or two before it hit me
ScarySquirrel
04-15-2009, 10:50 AM
My favorite thing I've seen was an interactive graffiti in the bathroom stall.
It encouraged people to list the date, time, what they did, and how they felt afterward. There may have also been a category for color and/or size.
It had a surprising amount of participants. I, however, was not one of them.
b i o n i c
04-15-2009, 10:56 AM
toilet stall walls should be dry erase boards.
the things you learn in a toilet stall..
i love it when people have secret arguements in there, but no one knows who theyre talking to. there was this epic arguement about jews going on once in this stall at my old job which ended with someone punctuating their sentence with a booger. i was always trying to figure out who those two geniuses were. toilet stalls, the original message board
TurdBerglar
04-15-2009, 11:27 AM
they painted these walls to stop my pen
but the shithouse bandit strikes again
i remember that from hs
b i o n i c
04-15-2009, 11:47 AM
haha
you know whats fucked? when you see the name and number of someone you know in a bathroom.. that happened once:eek:
i didnt know whether to ask or say anything
Audio.
04-16-2009, 04:47 AM
I use to draw a lot of penises with the phrase "potatoe tank" next to it or a woman with big tits. After that I just drew killroy for the fun of it. Mostly done at bars or places no little kid should be. It was fun drawing huge penises. Then I drew a line in the stalls with " You must be this tall to ride."
I actually saw a glory hole at campus. blaaaaaaaaaaah nasty.
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