BBMB, I need your help.

[alruggs]

I'm trying out for the local roller derby team (http://www.sincityrollergirls.com/). I have to pass a skills test 4/29 and once I do that I can register my derby name. You can pick your name as well as your number.

Here's my front runner: Elle O'elle, # 707 or 1337

First runner up: Cans Ass (I was born in Kansas)

Any other suggestions? Thoughts on my choices?

[jabumbo]

i like the front runner (y)

[kaiser soze]

How about RugBurn McTurtle?

[DipDipDive]

I fucking love Elle O'Elle. I think that's genius. Let me think about this one. I'm sure I'll come up with some good ones.

[alruggs]

There's even a database to run them through to see if they're already taken: http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/.

[Fern]

Roxy Vaginia-Eater ;)

[b i o n i c]

betty booph - (you know, like bam, pow, boof)

#666 of course

[Fern]

Roxy Vaginia-Eater ;)

#69

[MC Moot]

This is a case for Aceface...(y)

[jabumbo]

This is a case for Aceface...(y)


yeah, you should just steal her derby identity

[Waus]

Wow, I had no idea roller derby was this huge.

Oh - and Elle O'elle is brilliant - use it!

[rirv]

Ms. Fritzl

[b i o n i c]

slamantha bang

#000

[DipDipDive]

Surely "Smashin'" Temples
Wu Banga (#101, of course)
De La Roll
Donna Corleone
Diana Boss
Lil Payne
Mariah Scary

...I'll think of more.

[DipDipDive]

Bruisin' Lucci
Deeez Cutz
Kelly KAPPPOWski

...still thinking...

[mickill]

I like De La Roll.

I would also nominate Elle O'elle, but it kinda reminds me of my luchador name, El Oh Well.

[mickill]

How about Ghostface Camilla!

[DipDipDive]

Aretha Spankin'

[Documad]

There's even a database to run them through to see if they're already taken: http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/.

There's a member of my family on that list. :)

[DipDipDive]

How about Ghostface Camilla!

(y)(lb)

[DipDipDive]

Sally Jesse Raisin' Hell

[DipDipDive]

WOOPS!

:o

[Dorothy Wood]

I went to a derby once.

I came up with a name for myself. Kill-ostomy BANG

kinda gross.

I like Elle O'elle. it's not tough, but it's clever. (y)

I just thought of Punchin' Judy, but it looks like it's pretty common. :(

how about Kathie Lee GET-HER?

Menacing Miriam? it has NO MATCHES! WOO HOO! I DID IT!

[DipDipDive]

Here I am thinking I'm clever and half of mine are already on the list. Goddamnit.

How has no one used Donna Corleone yet? That's the first of the ones I came up with I would have expected to be taken...

[DipDipDive]

SKEEZ GRATER

Fuck. I might be a genius.

[mickill]

How has no one used Donna Corleone yet? That's the first of the ones I came up with I would have expected to be taken...

I feel the same way about ROLLING JOAN.

[hardnox71]

I like Elle O'Elle.

I've been trying to think of something that would incorporate the word 'Sin' because, afterall, you are trying out to be a Sin City Rollergirl, right?

How 'bout:

Sinamon Slam

Has a nice ring to it dontcha think?

[alruggs]

Good suggestions. When I first started brainstorming, I was definitely leaning towards a Wu-related name.

I don't want too intimidating of a name. Some of the girls call me "Brick Wall" at practice but I want something more cutesy so I can fly under the radar. A mean name can = target on your back. I'd rather skate around with my nerdy librarian glasses and nerdy name and sneak up on 'em.

Loving Wu Banga and De La Roll. Recently met De La and gave Maseo my #. (sorry boyfriend :o)

[AceFace]

yeah, you should just steal her derby identity
STFU! mine's registered and can never be taken!

A, do you have the website to the derby name registration? you have to be careful b/c they won't let you take someone else's name.

edit* i guess i should read the whole thread before i ask a dumb question.

[alruggs]

What was your derby name AceFace?

[Nuzzolese]

How about

Margaret

[TAL]

What was your derby name AceFace?

Ace Face

[alruggs]

That's what I thought but I didn't see it on the registry.