random sex

[Bob]

how does that work, exactly?

i mean, it occurs to me that there are these people out there who are like "yeah i'm single and i feel like having sex tonight, i'm gonna go out and find some sex and that'll be my saturday night" but i don't get how that works so easily for you.

what exactly is the chain of events between you sitting alone in your apartment thinking "i'm horny, i want to find a woman to put her mouth on my dick" and then ultimately, you sitting in your apartment with a random woman's mouth on your dick? i mean clearly that's not an unregular occurrence for you but i dunno, the whole idea is so foreign to me, i don't get how it happens

i'm not even saying i want random sex; at this point i can't imagine i'd be able to impress a woman with that. me, i'm aiming for the "you find my humor and intellect so arousing that you're willing to look past my consistent premature ejaculations" angle. i'm just genuinely curious about the whole thing. i feel like i missed a boat here

hot women are very frustrating

[mikizee]

I'm not sure I'm the one to comment, there have only been a couple of occurences for me. Once I called up an old friend (who I used to sleep with infrequently) to see what she was upto, and she was out drinking with her best friend who had just broken up with her bf. My friend says to me on the phone 'my friend just broke up with her bf, and she's never had an orgasm, I told her you'd giver her one'. I was like 'ummm ok'. So I turn up at the pub, we chatted for a few mins then went back to my place. Easy as that. Other times I have got random sex it's cos I've been managing a nightclub and since I was on my own home turf it was easier.

I think it's a lot easier for girls to get random sex than it is for guys.

Typing this out on my iPhone has taken ages

[Adam]

I think most random hook ups are with people that you know and have slept with in the past and both are totally cool. Alcohol helps to.

I've never had a booty call with some1 I've just met, its always been ex's or a friend with benefits.

But again, I'm not the one to talk about this - I'm not one of the 'cool' types that is into this sort of thing...

[mikizee]

I forgot to add that in times past for a laugh we have used the 'I'm a virgin' line, and in 99% of cases the girls eyes would light up and they'd say 'really?' excitedly, like they were keen to break me in.

So I'd be using that angle, it just might work.

[Bob]

I think it's a lot easier for girls to get random sex than it is for guys.


yeah i should qualify, i made the post very male-centric, but ladies, feel free to post about how you went from sitting alone in your apartment thinking "i feel like putting my mouth on a dick" to "i'm putting my mouth a random man's dick"

obviously that's not quite the position i'm in but all the same, post away, it's informative. maybe even a little erotic





also, i'm beginning to think that maybe an internet forum about the beastie boys isn't the best target audience for this question but hey maybe there's one or two of you (and honestly i thought mikizee was one of them so this is going worse than i thought)

[Audio.]

I think most random hook ups are with people that you know and have slept with in the past and both are totally cool.

This

and you kind of plan it. Like a date. Dont hook up with some random in the streets. You dont know them, you could give yourself some bad junk from them, and you could get tangled into something you wouldnt like. People who do are dumbasses or still are virgins. Take it from a guy who doesnt like having relation ships.

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't really know, because I'm not super into sex with strangers. the only people I've ever slept with I knew already...or at least had made out with on previous occasions once or twice.

but, I have been in situations with randoms, that could've led to sex, but didn't because I am extremely paranoid about STDs and pregnancy.


in any case, any sort of random sexy encounter that I've ever had was precipitated by drunkenness and flirting. TMI to folllow: one time when I was in college, I went out with a bunch of girlfriends to a dance club and we and a few dudes we picked up came back with us to a friend's apartment to have an afterparty. my one friend had been flirting with this canadian dude all night (who I also thought was cute, but let her go about her business). on our way from the car to the apartment, I slapped him on the ass to be silly. and he turned around and said, "oh yeah, I know what you want". and kissed me. then we made out in my friend's bedroom. I pretty much did nothing while he did everything to please, then I passed out. woke up in the morning, saw him laying next to me and left. ha!

I guess what I'm saying is you just have to make the effort. and sometimes some drunk slut is going to let you touch her vagina.

[Audio.]

from my experiences drunk sluts have a dark side. like if you slightly make her a little jib angry she flips pissed in public lol....heh heh eh :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Confidence is the key (even if it's fake confidence and you actually hate yourself). You've got a good sense of humour, if you cut out the self-deprecation it could work wonders for you.

Whether you're in a café or a night club, if you can talk to a girl for a length of time without sounding fake or nervous then chances are they will end up wanting your balls. Then it's just a case of knowing when to go for the kiss/grope/finger/tongue/wiener/buttplug/whatever.

Go to a club with your most attractive mates and have a few drinks, then try and find a group of ladies with the same number as your group. Just keep practising like that until it works.

[checkyourprez]

i've had enough sex with woman i had only met that night to qualify for this.


you do need to ooze some confidence as padster said.

if thats not you in your day to day life, get some beers in you and force it. eyes on the prize.


theres no one type of girl thats down with this either. you would think just skanks are into it, but really any girl can be tempted into it. a lot ive been with pulled the old "o i never do this". which i suspect some of them are full of shit and are skanks, but some were telling the truth.


take control, not in an asshole sort of way, just a way that intrigues them. usually you can tell within the first 10/20 minutes of conversation if its going to happen.

dont be afraid of planting lots of seeds, who really cares if skank no.1 sees you talking to skank no.2 at that point. your not trying to marry these girls.


throw some compliments in there, in a tasteful way not like a cornball. as shallow as it sounds possibly say your stressed out from work, she asks what kind of work, you drop the lawyer bit on her. instant turn on for some girls.


good luck in your endeavors bobber.

[paul jones]

hot women are very frustrating

use some oven mitts(y)

[Echewta]

Just do it. Have fun. Don't worry about it so much. Be safe. Don't send flowers the next day.

[paul jones]

Don't send flowers the next day.

Don't send flowers EVER!

[DipDipDive]

I'm not an authority on this at all, but I will say that in order for it to be truly random, it can't happen with someone who you will certainly see socially after the fact. Stay away from friends of friends. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwkward.

I've never found the idea of completely random one-night-stand type sex appealing, quite frankly. Odds of me having an orgasm with someone I don't have some kind of attraction to beyond physically = slim to none. But, that being said, the ones I've considered it with have been confident to the point of cockiness. Any girl who says she's not attracted to assholes is a liar. Every chick likes the idea of being objectified to some degree, and dudes who want nothing but sex from you are doing just that.

So yeah, Bob. Just be an arrogant pig. After enough booze has been consumed and laughs have been had, start talking a little dirty, maybe get some hands on. You'll definitely be able to weed out the chicks who are down to bone from those who aren't if you get a little nastier than you would with a girl you could see taking home to mom.

[adam_f]

One of my best friend has random sex all the time, but he's black, so that explains that.

[DipDipDive]

So yeah, Bob. Just be an arrogant pig. After enough booze has been consumed and laughs have been had, start talking a little dirty, maybe get some hands on. You'll definitely be able to weed out the chicks who are down to bone from those who aren't if you get a little nastier than you would with a girl you could see taking home to mom.

I just reread this and realized it can easily be misconstrued and seen as terrible advice. I would like to clarify by saying that you shouldn't be afraid to be a little aggressive if chick appears to be interested in you. Touch a leg, back of the neck, hip, etc. Give her the eyes. Make allusions to sexual things. Ya know, that type of shit. Don't go tweaking her nips as soon as she tells you her name.

[ET]

She's right. :(

Just be yourself. Don't be too nervous. Act like it's not the end of the world if the most attractive girl in the room (whom you are speaking with) turns you down, when it really feels like it. Pay attention to the subtle signs and throw some back. Or out. You'll be able to figure out if she's DTF the longer you talk. Works for me.

[Audio.]

sniff her hair.

[-T-]

How does random sex happen?


On a night out on the town one will flirt with every girl he can, its statistics. something is bound to happen if you let it.
At a party or whatever you are drunk and the girls drunk and horny and sex happens. A second scenario to this is the girls waste and your sober and a sick fuck and take advantage of her. i guess its not that random since one probably planned this out.
You have mad player skillz.I don't care for random sex given you hate to find out she is a nasty slut with dripping std's later on. unfortunately if your drunk at a party/club or whatever its easy for shit to happen. This is assuming you have never met this person before and know nothing about them. You can sometimes make a better decision if alcohol is not a factor.

i guess a lot of it is being able to give and respond to signals. idk, its weird and hard to explain.

you have to make an effort to make it happen.

[paul jones]

. Don't go tweaking her nips as soon as she tells you her name.


and make sure you don't make it seem you're looking for a radio station that doesn't play Lady Gaga every hour,on the hour

[Bob]

Just be yourself. Don't be too nervous.

i can do one or the other, but not both

[The Notorious LOL]

Baby steps. First try randomly making out with broads before you leap into random sex...which more than likely wont be your cup of tea anyway.

[Adam]

i can do one or the other, but not both

Yeah, when I read people saying 'be yourself' I'm thinking, this is the exact problem! So you don't want to be yourself really, you want to be the guy who gets some.

From the little I know of you Bob - you're a nice guy with a confidence issue. I was exactly the same until about 22 (think you're 24?), anyway the way I kinda cured it is to get knocked back a few times. Rejection can build confidence - aim well above your league. Some will say yes which'll give you a huge boost, those that say no you soon realised 'whatever'. Its always easier said than done but you rarely see random sex without the consumption of alcohol. And play the lawyer card, they'll either spit in your face or give you a BJ in the back of your limo - or both...

...but hopefully not after the BJ.

'm sure this has all been said to you before tho.

Does a BBMB live near you who can take you out and introduce you to his/her female friends? The other can say "this is my lawyer, Bob - he has helped me just take down the man" and then both of ya will be popular. Some elaborate lie to break the ice!

[peterclamp]

Facebook

So I hear...

[Fern]

how does that work, exactly?

i mean, it occurs to me that there are these people out there who are like "yeah i'm single and i feel like having sex tonight, i'm gonna go out and find some sex and that'll be my saturday night" but i don't get how that works so easily for you.

what exactly is the chain of events between you sitting alone in your apartment thinking "i'm horny, i want to find a woman to put her mouth on my dick" and then ultimately, you sitting in your apartment with a random woman's mouth on your dick? i mean clearly that's not an unregular occurrence for you but i dunno, the whole idea is so foreign to me, i don't get how it happens

i'm not even saying i want random sex; at this point i can't imagine i'd be able to impress a woman with that. me, i'm aiming for the "you find my humor and intellect so arousing that you're willing to look past my consistent premature ejaculations" angle. i'm just genuinely curious about the whole thing. i feel like i missed a boat here

hot women are very frustrating


For the Kid here, it takes some booze to get over my initial shyness. But it is all about settling: pick your battles, go after a less-attractive or (dare I say) fat girl. it is a sure thing everytime and I made quite the career out of doing it.

[funk63]

Act gay. It makes you seem impossible to get so girls will be all over your balls. And when your over at her house it'll be like a sleepover and you'll cuddle with her and bed then whisper in her ear "I'm not gay" then she'll fuck you.

[Rock]

Confidence is key. Not caring is key. Going out with your hottest female friends is key. That usually will get some females to give you a second look.
Hot female "wing(wo)men" work better than males.

[b i o n i c]

you need to talk to jabumbo's friend

[ET]

i can do one or the other, but not both

Haha, I figured you'd say that. I think you're smart enough to have enough alcohol to overcome the nervousness without being too plastered to speak properly. Sometimes that's all it takes. And Rock's advice is pretty sound. Establish eye contact, too. I had a habit of breaking it when I caught someone staring at me. Just smile and if you get one back, just walk right up and BS for a while. Make something up like, "I know I've seen you somewhere..." Anything to start a conversation. Don't put too much pressure on yourself. If it doesn't work out there's probably someone else who's noticed you talking to another girl.

With all that said, I'm also kind of curious to know if random hook ups are your thing after all.

[b i o n i c]

goddamn it i've said that so many times to girlies, and 9/10 its not a come-on

"you look familiar"

fuckfuckfuckfuck

[ET]

I used it as a come on but it turned out I knew her from somewhere after all. Then it got awkward.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

definitely the men that were confident almost to the point of cockiness and took charge (i.e. when they knew they were close to the 'kill' so to speak) and manhandled me... those were the most tempting.

[Caribou]

^ kissing ≠ sex.

Sometimes I wish I could do the random sex thing, but I really can't. I can't even do the random snogging thing.
It feels weird to let a stranger get so close to me.
But maybe I should just put those awkward feelings aside and just go for it, because it's been a loooong time ago.

*cough*3years2months*cough*

[Bob]

definitely the men that were confident almost to the point of cockiness and took charge (i.e. when they knew they were close to the 'kill' so to speak) and manhandled me... those were the most tempting.

that sounds like the exact opposite of me

[Echewta]

Having random sex is like walking down Facination Street.

[hpdrifter]

Confidence is key but a lot of it is just luck. The times I've had random hookups were because I decided I wanted to and if I found someone I was attracted to I just did. You gotta find a girl who's on the prowl and get her attention first.

[RobMoney$]

I just don't see you being the type to be able to pull it off Bob.

You have to have a certain level of callousness that I don't think you're capable of, because you can't really care about her.
You also have to have some skill.
Actually, a lot of skill.
Talking even an easy girl out of her panties in one night requires a pretty good amount of charm and confidence.
It's not a move for beginners.


Don't you know anyone with any single friends they can set you up with?

[Adam]

You have to have a certain level of callousness

erm, he's a lawyer.

[Echewta]

Bob, if I were you, I would practice laying some lines on your fridge. Say a pickup line, open the fridge door. It will be cold, which symbolizes the response a woman is going to give you. Close it. Continue to do this until you don't feel the cold air anymore. When this happens, thats the line you should use to pickup your one night stand.

You may want to throw away your milk and eggs after this exercise.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

It sounds like you need to go to one of these skank parties with my man drifter.

[checkyourprez]

seriously Bob go watch 40 year old virgin.

there are actually some legitimate pointers in that movie.

and that shit about slaying hoodrats...(y)






(im not trying to dog you at all with this recommendation, dont take it like that)

[Fern]

at least 4 - 6 times in my life I have woken up next to complete strangers. THis goes beyond the 'random sex' thing. Like never seen them before. Just got totally blacked out on booze and drugs I guess. I have had more random sex than those instances, but this is a completely different animal. These friends of mine who are girls refer to my name at times as 'Michael One-night-stand-nandes'


I always make it a point to say thanks and it was nice meeting you - with a hardy handshake.

[Pres Zount]

Bob, do you even want to be having random sex with random people?

Just wondering.

[-T-]

i think he is just trying to comprehend how
it happens.

[Pres Zount]

Well, that's what I thought, but then reading the thread it quickly turns into a "Bob, be yourself! We believe in you" uh, fest.

I bet Bob is actually a millionaire playboy who has exactly as much sex as he wants, and just likes hearing everyone tell him what he should be doing so he can laugh quietly to himself.

[Rock]

seriously Bob go watch 40 year old virgin.

there are actually some legitimate pointers in that movie.

Very true. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal...ask a lot of questions....etc.

The fridge thing is probably the best advice I've ever read here.

[Adam]

I realised he was just wondering but we all want him to get laid so much we can't help turn it into a Bob - fuck something already - thread.

[skra75]

erm, he's a lawyer.

no sh1t that's my feeling exactly. he just needs a good wingman - i.e. me - bro I'm just south of you - give a holler. confidence is key but you can't come off like an ass.

[Adam]

no sh1t that's my feeling exactly. he just needs a good wingman - i.e. me - bro I'm just south of you - give a holler. confidence is key but you can't come off like an ass.

Bob - take this offer!

[hardnox71]

hot women are very frustrating

ALL women are very frustrating.

When I was younger I noticed that when I would leave the house with the specific purpose of getting laid, the night would usually be a bust. Most of the time situations would present themselves when I wasn't even thinking about sex. I would just fall ass backwards in it, pretty much like I've done everything else in my life. You just see the opportunity and you run with it, but don't let this whole thing be a major concern for you, Bob. It's not worth it.

One day you might wake up and be completely adverse to the whole idea of having sex with women with whom you have absolutely no emotional or spiritual connection, no matter how hot they are. Somewhere in my early thirties it happened to me. I don't even think about random sex anymore because it's just not a viable option to me. Brings too much stress and it's just not what I want.

Stop worring about sex with strangers. You're young. Take your time. Find that one and you'll know who she is when you do. Trust me, it will be so worth it.

[Fern]

ALL
When I was younger I noticed that when I would leave the house with the specific purpose of getting laid, the night would usually be a bust. Most of the time situations would present themselves when I wasn't even thinking about sex. I would just fall ass backwards in it,

This nigga is absolutely right. When I don't feel like going out, I FORCE myself to. I usually have the greatest times. and shit like that^ happens

[hpdrifter]

It sounds like you need to go to one of these skank parties with my man drifter.

Fuck yeah dude. Let's go bang some skanks! *high five* *chest bump*

ouch *rubs boobs*

[hpdrifter]

ALL women are very frustrating.

When I was younger I noticed that when I would leave the house with the specific purpose of getting laid, the night would usually be a bust. Most of the time situations would present themselves when I wasn't even thinking about sex. I would just fall ass backwards in it.

See? Luck.

[hpdrifter]

no sh1t that's my feeling exactly. he just needs a good wingman - i.e. me - bro I'm just south of you - give a holler. confidence is key but you can't come off like an ass.

Seriously Bob, if he's willing to do it take this offer. Better yet would be to get Heiress or BA01 to come and visit you. Nothing attracts hot women to a guy faster than seeing him with other hot women.

[Myu-to]

*rubs boobs*
Pssst Bob, she's giving you a sign.

[hpdrifter]

If I were single I'd be Bob's wing-woman in a heartbeat.

[Myu-to]

Do ladies find other ladies for their guy friends to have sex with?

[checkyourprez]

Do ladies find other ladies for their guy friends to have sex with?

ive had it happen on a couple of occasion.


been pointedly told by female friends that their female friend is either down for sex if you try, or just out right wants it from someone.

[hpdrifter]

Not directly but I think girls are sometimes attracted to a guy when he's got a hot chick with him. Not necessarily because they want to steal someone else's man, it's almost better if it's obvious you're just friends.

[Rock]

Also if you are out and they see a female with a male they feel that he is not some crazy serial killer. So it increases your chances of busting a nut oliver assenbach.

[Echewta]

Go to Europe and visit a city such as Amsterdam to break the random ice that way. Not only will you be able to see if you like sex with a girl you'll only see for a 1/2 hour or hour, depending on your budget, you'll also be able to see other fine things, such as tulips and shoes of wood.

[Bob]

Bob, do you even want to be having random sex with random people?

Just wondering.

i think he is just trying to comprehend how
it happens.

yeah, you're both right. i'm about 90% sure i'm not interested in learning how to do random hookups, i was just curious how other people do it, just because the lifestyle is so foreign to me. honestly i don't even think i'd want to be one of those guys that does that all the time, guys like that kind of piss me off actually (possibly because i'm jealous but also because they're jerks (that i'm jealous of)). also VD is the last thing i need in my life right now because my health insurance won't last much longer

but i appreciate all the advice all the same

[paul jones]

shoes of wood.


I tried walking in clogs once.It was a nightmare

[The Notorious LOL]

Part of it is just assuming its more difficult than it really is. Even if you dont feel confident, its easy enough to act the part. Give it a shot, find out its not all its cracked up to be, panic for a handful of days over HPV/Herpes/HIV, and stick to being a serial monogamist.

For some people, its how they do their thing...and more power to em. I can almost guarantee you'll get nothing out of it. I've only had one truly random unexpected situation, and in hindsight it was just kind of lame.

[Echewta]

This little kid has some words of wisdom for you. Sounds about right. (http://www.break.com/index/little-toddler-preaching-at-church.html)

[Adam]

This little kid has some words of wisdom for you. Sounds about right. (http://www.break.com/index/little-toddler-preaching-at-church.html)

Its such a shame he is gonna shoot up a school when a teenager :(

[funk63]

This little kid has some words of wisdom for you. Sounds about right. (http://www.break.com/index/little-toddler-preaching-at-church.html)


AH-DAHH! Said the lord.

[hardnox71]

also VD is the last thing i need in my life right now because my health insurance won't last much longer

Niiiiiiiiice, Bob.

Number one reason to not catch an STD.

Not because it just might fucking kill you.....no, but because you have no coverage.

Soooooooooooo, if you actually had coverage into 2011, would that change everything?

[Freebasser]

This guy has the right idea (y) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI)

[Caribou]

Go to Europe and visit a city such as Amsterdam to break the random ice that way. Not only will you be able to see if you like sex with a girl you'll only see for a 1/2 hour or hour, depending on your budget, you'll also be able to see other fine things, such as tulips and shoes of wood.

My advice is go to any city with a lot of female students. Leiden, where I'm living now, Has far more female than male students and they'll shag anything. Specially if you are foreign, because that's sexy or something...

[mikizee]

and its called leiden


hahahahahahhaha








I'm going.

[skra75]

NLOL is right actually. Alot of us pretend to be kings of our game, but in actuality it's not all as special as you'd think it is, like he said, if that makes you feel any better. Thinking about it and remembering back to the more spontaneous situations I found myself in - the next day is kind wierd because once your alchohol fueled confidence wears off, your emfeebled still-hungover brain is trying to make sense of the night - alot like the main character in Memento. In retrospect that whole game kinda sucked. Maybe it's because even though I play like I'm a tough bastard I was always kind of insecure when I was single, and I spent the whole next day/week second guessing myself / freaking out about assorted STD's.

But, I think if you want to get yourself some random action (which, I can understand if you're sitting there lonely and stuff), it's best to play to your strengths. In your case, just be a funny, easygoing guy. start talking to a group of girls, and focus on her friends. start laughing about bullshit with them and talk project runway or home improvement shows or that sort of thing. Then, go up to the bar and buy them all Girly Shots. One of the girls is always a heavy drinker and will be able to coax the others into drinking.

It's gonna be expensive. At some point you may ask yourself - hey - wouldn't it be cheaper if I just went to a tittie bar? And yes, it would be cheaper.

Next, keep it cool. Keep talking bullshit and switch it up. Avoid topics such as Sports, Politics, and religion. Start talking about funny jobs - such as those guys who put stickers on you in WalMart, or a guy who drives the crazy lift-machine in Home depot. Or, complain about Hair/Nail places. All (most) girls love to bullshit about Nail places.

Order more shots. Switch it up though and make it interesting unless their posse is starting to order Patron or Jagermiester, then you should just roll with that until someone passes out. Then, strategically bust their balls a bit, maybe get some girls to take the piss out of another, wimpier girl

At this point, girls should be starting to sit on your lap and such or might pull you to the dance floor. If you choose to dance, keep it cool, maybe dance a little, then hit the rest room. But watch out! drunk chicks on the dance floor often are snapped-up by pushy drunk Jocks - watch out! Try to keep the girls in one spot and stay with them as their new drinkin' buddy.

Eventually, the more the girls let their inhibitions down (through alchohol or lack of sleep) they get more touchy feely - you gotta roll with that but don't reciprocate too much or you'll come off as a creepy bastard. Important - stay sober or mostly sober if you can - don't get too drunk - and help the more drunk ones find cabs and such. Cab rides are great for getting an idea of which girl (if any) is ready to get busy. At this point just relax, and alot of times the night will take you where it needs you to go. But prepare to be majorly let down - drunk girls too often just flake out and leave a guy hanging, but that just comes along with going out in a random way.

Either way, the night will be a good time - and the morning will likely be just as I described it above, kinda awkward and patchy followed by a few days of feeling sorta scooped out and hollow, not to mention - 120-150$ lighter. TBH more honest relationships that are more like friendships will be more satisfying for you in the long run, but I believe every guy needs to kinda go through the above before he can really appreciate a good 'keeper' girl when he finds one. Anyways, hope that helped good lord that was long. haha.

[Rock]

Yeah ummm...don't buy shots for everyone. You may come across as a pushover and they may be like "fuck it, lets let this dude buy us shots all night and then go home giggle giggle giggle". I can understand maybe one round. But thats it. Unless you are rolling in the dough and don't give a fuck about money.

You CAN do it without spending a dime on them.

[hardnox71]

One of the girls is always a heavy drinker and will be able to coax the others into drinking.

One of the girls is always just plain heavy. :D


Bob, be careful when dealing with women who are drunk. I used to work in the bar industry and have seen the most unbelieveable bullshit happen 'the morning after.'

[NoFenders]

how does that work, exactly?

i mean, it occurs to me that there are these people out there who are like "yeah i'm single and i feel like having sex tonight, i'm gonna go out and find some sex and that'll be my saturday night" but i don't get how that works so easily for you.

what exactly is the chain of events between you sitting alone in your apartment thinking "i'm horny, i want to find a woman to put her mouth on my dick" and then ultimately, you sitting in your apartment with a random woman's mouth on your dick? i mean clearly that's not an unregular occurrence for you but i dunno, the whole idea is so foreign to me, i don't get how it happens

i'm not even saying i want random sex; at this point i can't imagine i'd be able to impress a woman with that. me, i'm aiming for the "you find my humor and intellect so arousing that you're willing to look past my consistent premature ejaculations" angle. i'm just genuinely curious about the whole thing. i feel like i missed a boat here

hot women are very frustrating


Here's how it works.

Get outside.

Go to the park.

Shop.

Go to a bar.

Go to a club.

Join a art class.

Join a book club.

In other words, you have to leave your apartment in order to meet people. Some people will be girls, and if you find a girl that you like, and spend enough time for her to realise she likes you, then you'll be swapin spit in no time, and even start to spoon, and we all aknow what spooing leads to.

Just do it! Nothing to it!

Talking, laughing, enjoying each other's company. It's as simple as that.

[Adam]

and we all know what spooning leads to...

forking.

[NoFenders]

Indeed!

spooing lol

[Bob]

Here's how it works.

Get outside.

Go to the park.

Shop.

Go to a bar.

Go to a club.

Join a art class.

Join a book club.

In other words, you have to leave your apartment in order to meet people. Some people will be girls, and if you find a girl that you like, and spend enough time for her to realise she likes you, then you'll be swapin spit in no time, and even start to spoon, and we all aknow what spooing leads to.

Just do it! Nothing to it!

Talking, laughing, enjoying each other's company. It's as simple as that.

i dunno, i went shopping once, i even saw several girls there but it didn't end up in any spooning. i think you're trying to trick me