I am everything you wish you were

[Lex Diamonds]

Whether you want to admit it or not, I know it's true.

Especially you haters. Hate and love are the closest emotions.

[Freebasser]

I worked from 9-2 yesterday and it made me feel like it was a weekday, and now today feels like Saturday, which is really going to fuck me up when I wake up tomorrow and think about what a great Sunday lie-in I'm going to have before I realise it's Monday morning and I have to go to work again (n)

[Lex Diamonds]

See, you wish you were an unemployed student.

[Dorothy Wood]

I actually hate school, so your statement is untrue!


I do wish I were a british man though.

[Lex Diamonds]

You haven't tried uni the Padster way: attend all the parties and clubs and none of the lectures, then rely on your massive brain to cram at the last minute and scrape through the exams.

It's the best way! (y)

[Adam]

You haven't tried uni the Padster way: attend all the parties and clubs and none of the lectures, then rely on your massive brain to cram at the last minute and scrape through the exams.

It's the best way! (y)

Like you're the first ever man! Crazy dude, imagine - A DRUNK LAZY STUDENT! Can you imagine!?!?!? Ha - you'll go down in history!

[Dorothy Wood]

no no, I know how that works, I was the queen of skating by in college. high school too I guess. got decent grades even.


however, what's better is going to clubs and parties and not having to do schoolwork at all.

[Helvete]

I should have gone to college/uni. I was always able to do no work and never study yet pass the exams no problem. Too bad they came out with coursework which I never done. Maybe I should leave the Army and go and get a degree.

[Lex Diamonds]

Like you're the first ever man! Crazy dude, imagine - A DRUNK LAZY STUDENT! Can you imagine!?!?!? Ha - you'll go down in history!
I'm not drunk. Being drunk is a weakness, and weaknesses are something I don't possess.

[Adam]

I'm drunk now - its not even 7pm. My Ardmore is nearly all gone to - have to go onto larger next as its all I've got - blech. The nearest place to get a good single malt on a sunday at this time is about 30 minutes walk away. And then back - unless I take the hip flask. Or my BMX with the puncture... hmmms.

And yes, to answer the thread because I didn't read it properly at first - you are my hero, I constantly masturbate imagining I'm you.

[Randetica]

i wish i had some of your confidence, the rest can fuck off