I used to talk to cab drivers, but now . . . . . .

[Fern]

. . . . . . I just don't bother......

[Jollop]

and remember...

NEVER share a celebratory drink with them, if they tell you that they've won the Lottery :eek:

[paul jones]

" Where you been then?"

"Who'd you go see?"

"Was it good?"

usual cab questions from cab drivers after I arrive back at my train station

[Adam]

Just tell them that you'll probably throw up if you speak cus you're ill.

[ericlee]

The last conversation I had with a cabbie was when I was at work standing outside with a coworker and talking to him.

Aparently the traffic was backed up enough for the cabbie to keep on pounding on the horn. I look over to see he's honking at a cab of the same company as his that is dropping off a passenger.

I look at this cabbie that's honking like an idiot and I tell him to shut the fuck up.

He points to the cab that's in front of him and tells me, "but this car is blocking my way!!" I tell him that honking isn't going to make him move any faster. He starts going on and on and I tell him, "so great, there's a traffic jam and some idiot in the back making a bunch of fucking noise!!"

He keeps talking and I cut him off, point to a $350.00 fine sign for honking horns in the area and I tell him it's because nobody wants to hear you freakin idiots, I was going to write his plate down but the cab in front of him was finished so I told him to get the fuck out of here and to STFU.

I don't like cabbies.

[Bob]

never tell them that you hate the eagles

[beastiegirrl101]

I ALWAYS talk to them...when I make the friendly talk they usually get me to where I need to be faster. Also, I had my first female cabbie not too long ago which was really odd / cool.

[Whatitis]

I like talking to most cabbies, especially on my way home after a few drinks. I'm always interested in where they came from cuz usually they've immigrated from another country and I like to hear their story. Whether the story is true or not it can be very interesting at times.

[checkyourprez]

i usually just have sex in the back of the cab.


they seem to enjoy that.

[Fern]

i usually just have sex in the back of the cab.


they seem to enjoy that.

I hope you put down newspaper. I've only done that once. It wasn't weiner-vag sex, just weiner-mouth

I have been in my fair share of skirmishes with cab drivers in my day. It's ok, because they are not really people.

[checkyourprez]

I hope you put down newspaper. I've only done that once. It wasn't weiner-vag sex, just weiner-mouth

I have been in my fair share of skirmishes with cab drivers in my day. It's ok, because they are not really people.

nah i was just playin with that.

i rarely even have to ride in taxis here.


although about 3 weeks ago when we did we got a tax mini van from the bars back to my buddies. this immigrant dude clearly knew how to get places and clearly went out of his way like we wouldnt know. this girl i was with in the front seat was making a big deal about it. i was in the middle seats hammered and not really caring. my buddy and his drunk as shit gf were in the back. as we get out that one girl is still bitching about it and my buddy goes "its ok, sara puked in the backseat, were even". and thats karma for you.

[Fern]

nah i was just playin with that.

i rarely even have to ride in taxis here.


although about 3 weeks ago when we did we got a tax mini van from the bars back to my buddies. this immigrant dude clearly knew how to get places and clearly went out of his way like we wouldnt know. this girl i was with in the front seat was making a big deal about it. i was in the middle seats hammered and not really caring. my buddy and his drunk as shit gf were in the back. as we get out that one girl is still bitching about it and my buddy goes "its ok, sara puked in the backseat, were even". and thats karma for you.

We were fucking around throwing shit at a cab drive as he was driving us a few years back (There were like 5 of us, 1 in front, 4 in back) and he got reaaaaaaalllll heated. HE took us to a school yard where there were other drivers waiting, probably about 8 (I know we were out numbered). We gave those fat old men the beating of their shiity, pointless lives. It came out later that one of my buddies in the back was doing that shit to him of like 3 weeks in a row before the altercation happened. We think that he had this planned. And boy, oh boy did it backfire. The school yard was close to my house, so we simply hurried to my house once we heard the sirens. Didn't even have to pay the fare.

All this cab talk and all I was doing was posting the first line of a MMB song.........