Midgets.. sexy?

[funk63]

I was working this block for the thing and I rang this doorbell and there was this midget girl. The kind with the chubby little hands and the thick limbs. Her face wasnt all deformed like some of them though. At first I was like :eek: but then I felt ;). Good thing I had shades on so she couldn't see my expression. For some reason I was incredibly attracted to her. She talked to me and sounded super into me, unlike most chicks. I don't know if it was because she sounded needy for some human dick or what but I wanted to bend her over right at the door. I think it might of been because I could totally dominate her physically. I made some pretty lame jokes and told her we should hang out some time and she was like ha ha you know where I live. (wink)
I mean, I like guys and stuff.

[camo]

Her face wasnt all deformed like some of them though.

Ha ha omg can't believe you just said that!

[Adam]

Yeah, I was a bit - erm, midgets have deformed faces?? - Maybe cus I only ever see them from behind I don't notice their faces.

[funk63]

Some of them have a weird shaped cranium.

[tpk]

so this is what i've missed being awol for the last half year?

great to be back.

[TAL]

but I wanted to bend her over right at the door

Don't you mean "lift her up"?

[funk63]

Don't you mean "lift her up"?

I guess, whichever would get it in quicker.

[King PSYZ]

so this is what i've missed being awol for the last half year?

great to be back.

look at all the quality, deep discussion you missed out on!

how will you recover?

[mikizee]

Were this not a sanitized forum I could totally post the perfect picture right now.