How do you rate your farts?

[Rodie]

Lately my farts have been pretty solid with stench averaging a score of 9-10 per release, but loudness and linger power have each been at about a 3, so overall they've only been about 5-6 lately. :mad: What about you?

[Kid Presentable]

I have a surround sound effect; where I am getting a slap-type fart that is augmented by the kind of bassy whining that would make a 70 year-old proud. A two-fer, if you will.

The smell? Well, they're not shit, but they'll do until I find some. Two sniffs and you're a glutton. (y)

[funk63]

Numerically with a pie chart. etc

[paul jones]

I cracked one this morning that would have killed several wasps