total wtf?

[Dorothy Wood]

so, I was out tonight at a friend's going away shindig and he wanted people to stay up til 5. he only made it til 3, the rest of us made it til 4. right now I have made til 5. therefore, I go sleep now.

however!

i. have something to say. it is...wait a minute, I just had it. fuck. wait.

wait. hold on.

oh yeah, my friends dropped me off and I came up the back way (I dun have a key to the front) and the fucking door was unlocked and ajar. fucking, this ain't small town usa, bitches. lock that shit.

I'm mad.

[Adam]

I had a dream the other night and could swear some1 was in my room - it could just been very surreal - BUT, I woke up a little later (and I KNOW this was real) to take a leak and my bean bag was on my bed - like a 6ft thing! Not a fucking clue why?!?! I locked the door after that, kinda freaked me out.

I was wasted though.

[paul jones]

I used to get irked by work colleagues leaving doors open when they went out for smokes.

It used to freak me out that in Seinfeld, Jerry's door was always open when he was at home and Kramer would slide in at any time.I realise later that the apartment block was secure and people needed to be buzzed in but err....what if Seinfeld was enjoying a mature video? Or maybe he stopped one day when Kramer caught him mid stroke.

I wish I lived in a replica of Seinfeld's apartment,although I would lock the door

[Echewta]

Was your door ajar whispering "No, this will be the last?"