porn titles

[Guy Incognito]

so we have been playing a game at work today trying to make as many porno titles out of real film titles. I am sure this has been done a million times but just thought i would throw it open to you lot to come up with some good uns.

Some we thought of before:

Big Trouble in little vagina
Cock, stock and two smoking barrels
G*A*S*H

can you do any better?

[beastiegirrl101]

The Da Vinci Load
To Drill a Mockingbird
The Postman Always Cums Twice
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
The Twilight Bone

[camo]

making these up as I go...

'Womb Raider'
'one came over the cuckoos breast'
'XXX-men'
'Beverly Hills Cock'

[Kid Presentable]

Cum gargling naked sluts 6
Rear and Pleasant Stranger
The Pianus

[beastiegirrl101]

A Midsummer Night's Ream
Much Adieu About Humping
A Tale of Two Titties
Gropes of Wrath

[Kid Presentable]

Homos Alone
The Gape-Trix
Fisting Fuckslut Fiends from Outerspace

[Kid Presentable]

A-Swallow 13
Look, her lunch
Scat Albert
The Slutty Professor

[Echewta]

When Harry Ate Sally

[Knuckles]

The Muppets Bukake Manhattan

[Waus]

Snatch-22
Forrest Hump
Band of Boners
Drilling Miss Daisy

[paul jones]

When I was in Sydney in 97 I rented 'Dun Her' from E-ZY video


Ther'es hundreds of porn spoof titles out there but I'll make some up right here for somehing to do

No Cunt for old men (No Country for Old Men)

Dead Man's Schlong (Dead Man's Shoes)

Whore to Whore ( Door to Door)

Assplane! (Airplane!)

True Ho-mance (True Romance)

So I married an axe wound ( So I married an Axe Murderer)

Fucking Zoe (Killing Zoe)

Uncle Fuck (Uncle Buck)

Mad Monster Pussy (Mad Monster Party)

err(y)

[camo]

'Condom Air'
'Indiana Bones'
'Die Hard-on'
'Pred-ate-her'
'The Jungle Fuck'
'Whore of the Worlds' (chuffed with that one)

[yeahwho]

Close Intercourse of a Turd Kind

[camo]

Close Intercourse of a Turd Kind

Aint.touching.that.

[paul jones]

Spit Roasting Miss Daisy

[paul jones]

Shitty Shitty Ass Bang

[TimDoolan]

Perverts of the Caribbean (real title)

[paul jones]

Bukkake to the future

[Freebasser]

^ahahahaa!

Star Whores
Raiders of the Loose Arse
Gayfellas
The Shawspank Erection
Fist Club
Acockalypse Now
The Elephant Man ;)
Blade Bummer
Butch Cassidy and the Bumdance Kid
Sex Toy Story
The Sperminator
King Dong
The Lord of the Rings ;)
Planet of the Rapes
Swingin' in the Rain
Dr. Gaylove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cock

[camo]

^I've been waiting for you to appear and show us all up.

[HotAndWet]

ohhh man some of these are awesome

[NoFenders]

^ Your name could be one!

[paul jones]

Felching Blowjobs Dick Scoff ( Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

[paul jones]

Poppin Mary

[Guy Incognito]

fuckin ell - loads although i suspect some were obtained from the lovely internet.

some more we got at work

She's all twat
Good Will Cunting
the shawwank redemption
oliver fist
spitroastbusters

[paul jones]

James Bond :

For Your Ass Only

[Freebasser]

Surely James Dong? Ed

[Funky Pepp]

James Bond :

For Your Ass Only

I actually saw a softporn on tv some weeks ago called Jane Bomb (http://www.imdb.de/title/tt0422516/). It wasn't really hot but it was hilarius - I couldn't stop watching.

Additional Characters: Miss Moneypussy, Ivana Blofeldt, Blowjob and Agent 0069. Oh, and btw: Jane Bomb was agent 00Sex (obviously)!

It had too much sex in it though... :D

[Guy Incognito]

the bi-curious case of benjamin buttsex

[beastiegirrl101]

Hairy Pooter and the Scorcers Bone.

[Guy Incognito]

a lad at work suggested "whores" and i didnt know what film he meant to which he replied "Jaws", and he then said you could have "Whores 2" with the strapline of "should have got a bigger cock"



The Bums of navarone
High Poon

[Freebasser]

the bi-curious case of benjamin buttsex

guffaw!

[Knuckles]

Sperms Of Endearment
Schindler's Fist
American Booty
Wangs Of New York
Lost In Copulation
Little Miss Cuntshine
There Will Be Pud
Butch Cassidy and the No-Pants Kid
Diddler On The Roof
Doggy-Style Afternoon
One Spewed Over The Hoochie's Chest
All That Jizz
Acockonmylips Now
Cherry's-Tits Of Fire
Ben Hur Over
Hail To The Queef
The Little Sperm-Maid

[jackrock]

Predator
Predator vs. Eileen
Bowel's Moving Castle
Snatch

[Guy Incognito]

Acockonmylips Now


WINNER!

Have we had "The Sperminator"?

[PENisland]

kind of ironic that this thread was created because earlier today me and my friends were playing it as well.

Harry Peter
The Chronicles of Guanaria: The Lesbo, The bitch, and the whoredrobe
Indiana Bones: Kingdom of the Crystal cock
Octopussy speaks for itself
The diary of Anne Spank
A Nightmare in my sheets
XXX Men: Whoreverine
The Gloogefather
Skankface
The Texas Cockball Masturbater

[Freebasser]

The diary of Anne Spank

Rentworthy (y)

[QueenAdrock]

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Romancing the Bone
Pokeahotass (Pocahontas)
Yourassic Park

and an actual one, Whore of the Rings (starring Dildo Baggins)

[silence7]

Awesome: I... Beavershot That!
Planet of the Rapes
Poon Fiction
Thrill Bill
Star Whores
Fisting of Fury

[Myu-to]

E.T. The Extra Testicle
F.I.S.T.
Nudies
The Importance of Being Hung
Do The White Thing
NewJack Titty
Freejack
Free Willie
The Honey Train
Charlie and The Choclate Factory
Stop! Or Mom Will Shoot. (on VHS;))

[Myu-to]

Did anyone else read this tread as "Porn Titties"?