Swine Flu

[PENisland]

Now there is a case in my area :eek:

[Helvete]

You are going to die.

[NoFenders]

I loves me some swine.......

just sayin.......

[Adam]

you should kiss them to make 'em feel better.

[Guy Incognito]

i rang the nhs swine flu helpline last night but all i got was crackling.

[Adam]

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment

straight out of a christmas cracker.

[Adam]

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though

[Adam]

in all seriousness though, this isn't funny, i'm really worried about my buddy. i haven't heard from him since saturday night when he left the bar with a pig.