seen somethin freaky on the street

[b i o n i c]

i saw tim geitner jogging by himself like a block from my house yesterday, like RIGHT past me(y)/(n)... trippy yo!

i also once saw a fully naked hooker in a nothing but a tiny leather jacket on my way to school once!

[TAL]

So she wasn't fully naked.

[b i o n i c]

she was completely naked from the shoulders down

[Nuzzolese]

What was she doing? Was she sitting or walking? Alone? What did she look like? How old were you? Did you walk past her or see her through a window or what? What time of year was it?


I once saw a man carrying his child on his shoulders while he smoked a cigarette and the smoke went right up into the kid's face. Not so freaky as it is disappointing.

[jabumbo]

so are you saying tim geithner isn't allowed to be jogging or what?

[Nuzzolese]

Once in a Walmart I walked passed the shoe aisle and out of the corner of my eye I saw something bright so I slightly glanced that way and it was a fully dressed circus-style clown, alone, in huge pants, bright wig, full makeup, etc. I was so focused on my shopping that I didn't even stop, I just looked away like it was normal and I kept going. It wasn't for a few more aisles that it ocurred to me how bizarre that was. I mean, how did he think he was going to find anything in his size? But then I didn't have time to go back and investigate to see if that's what it really was, or if I imagined it.

[b i o n i c]

it was random to see him, like ah im gonna go buy some bread for breakfast.. doop-dee-doo.. oh hi there treasurer of the united states.. right in my face. it was at my parents in the suburbs on this random block, not where you'd expect to see anyone

freaky like unexpected.. like the someone i know turned the corner and bumped into oj simpson... freaky!

the hooker, it was before high school at around 8am, it was at the exit off this highway, it wasnt too cold out. she was white and blonde, she looked strung out

[b i o n i c]

i saw someone pooping against a wall once. it never made sense to me when someone said, "pooping on the wall".. like that the hell is that? i get it now

[b i o n i c]

i once saw these chinese dudes moving boxes of vegetables drop a box of lettuce in a brown puddle, shake em off,
coupla spritzes of water spray... back in the box.. mm-mmmm!