Love Yourself Thread

[Dorothy Wood]

oh man, I went to a party last night and kicked so much ass. wait, that sounds weird. I mean to say that I was being hilarious and awesome and my butt looks great in these pants. (y)

I also did some one-armed pushups in the middle of a dance circle, but that belongs in the hate yourself thread. so douchey.

[jennyb]

hahaha I seriously love your posts Dorothy.... I demand photographic evidence of said 1 armed push up.

I love that I'm about to paint these awesome screen partitions I designed and had built in my house. ...and I love the playlist I made to accompany this task!

[Dorothy Wood]

oh man, I wish there were pictures! my one-armed push ups were fakeys, if you put out your leg to the side, it's really not that hard. the birthday boy did a shit ton of real ones afterward that were much more impressive.

[Yetra Flam]

I love myself because I have good energy?

[paul jones]

because I still give Bowser and Donkey Kong a chance on Time Trials to try and beat Yoshi's scores even though they are fucking shit on corners

[camo]

because I've been out for three nights in a row, on my mutha fuckin' own and using inhuman amounts of will power.

[Myu-to]

I thought this thread was about masturbation.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

if I find the right outfit, my body looks bangin. It's rare that I ever find an outfit like that but when I do... it's a great thing. Especially T&A. Bam BAM! Oh, and I love that I have long legs. People think I'm taller when really, I'm only 5'6".

I also love that I have kept up nicely with working out. I am moving up in weights and I can SEE tone, especially in my arms. I like feeling buff.

[QueenAdrock]

I love how I was able to overcome a shit ton of obstacles in my life in order to earn both my Bachelor's and Master's degrees. (y)

*fap fap fap*

[Helvete]

I love myself because I am the man. Or is that I am the man because I love myself? Either way, I rule a whole shit load right now.

[na§tee]

totally unsurprising that these love/hate threads are mostly populated by thoughts about our bodies. but i can't help but think they'd be really interesting if we were forced to think about things other than the physical. it would be pretty good insight into people, methinks.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm loving that I love myself a bit more.

[Lex Diamonds]

I love myself even though I have an exam in 2 and a half hours which I am DEFINITELY going to fail. Now that's commitment.

At least I will be looking fresh & handsome as fuck while I fail it. (y)

[Helvete]

totally unsurprising that these love/hate threads are mostly populated by thoughts about our bodies. but i can't help but think they'd be really interesting if we were forced to think about things other than the physical. it would be pretty good insight into people, methinks.

Okay, well I love myself because someone loves me, which is pretty cool. Also, I'm happy with the way things are going in my life with work and my future. Surprising how just a few things can make a huge difference to oneself.

[Randetica]

i want to kill myself

[beastiegirrl101]

funny how the hate yourself thread is 3 pages already and this one isn't even a full page. Hmmmmmmmm

[rirv]

I reckon I'm boss.

[Waus]

I think I'm a reasonable and intelligent person. I don't believe in anything blindly, and I make a genuine effort to always be learning and growing in wisdom.

I'm glad I'm creative enough to hold down the job I do.

I can write skits. I am a loving husband.

[hpdrifter]

funny how the hate yourself thread is 3 pages already and this one isn't even a full page. Hmmmmmmmm

I was going to say the same thing.

I love that I finally stood up to a bully. It only took 30 years.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm a strong independent woman. Freedom is mine and I know how I feel.

[Nuzzolese]

I feel real cool and I feel real good with my hair slicked back and my black leather boots gonna stand up tall with my boobs upright and I feel real good with my makeup nice gonna get sexy when I hit them lights like I wanna fuck every man in sight hey baby come home with me tonight make you feel good make you feel alright

[NoFenders]

Love my family
Love my body (except my knees)
Love my home
Love my job
Love my friends
Love my city
Love my furniture
Love my pond
Love my yard
Love my cars
Love my ability to drive better than you
:cool:

[nodanaonlyzuul]

mental: I love that I make a conscious effort never to take advantage of people.

I love that I can make people laugh. This happens more so in person amongst close friends. I'll go as far as physical silliness to get a laugh out of someone. I'm goofy.

Somewhat physical:
I also in some strange way love the fact that as a joke, I picked Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" for karaoke but rocked the shit out of it. I made people that hate that song LIKE it when I did my own rendition of it.

Booyah.

[NoFenders]

You just love to love yourself don't ya.

[jennyb]

funny how the hate yourself thread is 3 pages already and this one isn't even a full page. Hmmmmmmmm

I was thinkin the same thing... onto more lovin!

I love my collection of power tools that I know how to use and I'm super independent/self-sufficient and have a hot young boyfriend!

[NoFenders]

Most sex toys don't qualify as power tools.

[jennyb]

No. But a Festool plunge cut saw and DeWalt cordless finish nailer do.

[Kid Presentable]

Festool plunge cut saw and DeWalt cordless finish nailer .

ADMINS!

[Planetary]

I'm not sure why i love myself, but on thing's for certain; I do.

[monkey]

i love myself because i am unabashedly myself and i do what i want (http://tinyurl.com/ol3vbm)

[Chicka B]

I'm very sincere and approachable I think. I can always make my friends laugh even when they're in the worst mood ever. Uhhh...I have nice boobs.

[beastiegirrl101]

I am the best hostess I know, whether it's having people over for casual drinks or throwing a party...I know how to make everyone's time enjoyable.

[NoFenders]

No. But a Festool plunge cut saw and DeWalt cordless finish nailer do.

What's she building in there?
What the hell is she building in there?
She has subscriptions to those magazines...
She never waves when she goes by
She's hiding something from the rest of us...
She's all to herself...
I think I know why...
She took down the tire swing from the Peppertree
She has no children of her own you see...
She has no dog and she has no friends and her lawn is dying...
And what about all those packages she sends.
What's she building in there?
With that hook light on the stairs.
What's she building in there...
I'll tell you one thing, she's not building a playhouse for the children
What's she building in there?

Now what's that sound from under the door?
she's pounding nails into a hardwood floor...
And I swear to god I heard someone moaning low...
And I keep seeing the blue light of a T.V. show...
She has a router and a table saw...
And you won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink of course...
But there's also enough formaldehyde to choke a horse...
What's she building in there.
What the hell is she building in there?
I heard she has an ex-wife in some place called Mayors Income,Tennessee
And she used to have a consulting business in Indonesia...
but what is she building in there?
What the hell is she building in there?

She has no friends
But she gets a lot of mail
I'll bet she spent a little time in jail...
I heard she was up on the roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what's that tune she's always whistling...
What's she building in there?
What's she building in there?

We have a right to know...

[cosmo105]

I am capable and competent won two big competitions this semester and am kicking ass in my classes and edited a newsletter and have awesome friends and a great life and am very very very happy.

And my hair is gorgeous.

[Nuzzolese]

I can only masturbate to mirrors. Nothing else works for me. And because I'm both sexually attractive to myself, and an extremely talented multi-tasker, I also use that time to make a list of what I need to buy to restock the bathroom.
And my elbows are fabulously pointy.

[b i o n i c]

thats almost incest

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a crush on jennygirl's tools. :o


I had never heard of festool before. just watched some demo videos, and omg <3

[NoFenders]

I can only masturbate to mirrors. Nothing else works for me. And because I'm both sexually attractive to myself, and an extremely talented multi-tasker, I also use that time to make a list of what I need to buy to restock the bathroom.
And my elbows are fabulously pointy.

Your appointment has been set. See you in my office at 7:00 sharp.

:cool:

[HEIRESS]

I am a funny motherfucker. a perfect mixture of wit and puns and physical silliness.

I am a great friend

I am a great sister

I am a daughter

I am a great lover/sig other/fianceee

I have a sweet ass job. I am super proud of it.

I got a booming system up top and in the back.

I get complimented on my hair a bunch and it always surprises people in a good way when I say that I cut my hair myselfs.

[Helvete]

I have a sweet ass job. I am super proud of it.

I got a booming system up top and in the back.


I was going to comment on that, but then you kinda did it yourself in the next line.

[HEIRESS]

I work for a geochemical "ass"aying company so it's sorta poetic justice.

[jennyb]

I have a crush on jennygirl's tools. :o


I had never heard of festool before. just watched some demo videos, and omg <3

Yes. You know it Dorothy. Festool <3 ....Sweet sweet German manufacturing.

[NoFenders]

I am a great lover/sig other/fianceee



Where do you find the time?

[ET]

I am modest.