PDA

View Full Version : This is hard to talk about..


funk63
05-14-2009, 01:41 AM
But here we go..I was camping at this place a couple weaks ago at this place outside of Richmond, VA. It was this kool little camp ground area with a ridge that overlooks this river. So It was really foggy that night right, We were sitting around the fire, chatting a bit, but mostly just staring into the embers and enjoying the night. The sun had just set, and the fog wasn't that thick, so the visibility was pretty good. This turned out to be an unfortunate thing for me though. As I was staring off towards the peak, my attention was drawn to a tree near the parking lot, perhaps 50 yards from where I was sitting. I thought I had detected some movement, and as I watched a poop monster jumped down and sprayed poop.

I didn't mention it to my camping partner right then, because I didn't want them to panic and have to cut our trip short, even though I was fucking terrified. I haven't been back there since, and frankly, I'm not too keen on returning at this point.

Helvete
05-14-2009, 01:45 AM
What? b&

TurdBerglar
05-14-2009, 02:04 AM
man this place has been whack job central lately

Pres Zount
05-14-2009, 10:20 AM
Ahhhhh, that's not funny.

camo
05-14-2009, 11:06 AM
As I was staring off towards the peak, my attention was drawn to a tree near the parking lot, perhaps 50 yards from where I was sitting. I thought I had detected some movement, and as I watched a poop monster jumped down and sprayed poop.

Are you saying that you saw something (50 yards away) that scared you and therefore the 'poop monster' is a euthemism for you shitting in your pants?

Helvete
05-14-2009, 11:29 AM
I thought poop monster was something to do with anal sex.

Dorothy Wood
05-14-2009, 11:47 AM
oof, this thread stinks.

Lex Diamonds
05-14-2009, 12:00 PM
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? What the shit are you babbling about?

Guy Incognito
05-14-2009, 01:37 PM
mr63, you need to lay off the green for a bit.

Chicka B
05-14-2009, 10:51 PM
Haha lovely. You sure know how to paint a picture.