finally a facebook quiz that actually means something.

[Drederick Tatum]

WHICH DINOSAUR/WEAPON COMBO WOULD YOU RIDE INTO BATTLE!!!!!!

....the result is Pterodactyl with a Mace.

[mickill]

A theropod (giganotosaurus perhaps) and a crossbow would be my dinosaur/weapon combo of choice, if such an option exists. Unless we're allowed guns, because I'd probably pick a gun over a crossbow, overall.

[na§tee]

Velociraptor with a Flame Thrower

The Raptor!!! Paragon of speed and maneuverability! Tipped with knives! The flame thrower!!! Doesn't wound to kill; wounds to maim and torture. The special effects will be fucking sweet! You are aggressive and loud, especially when drinking. You like to make bad life decisions when there's doing involved. You probably speak a little chinese, and are a complete slaya'.

[ericlee]

I'd be a tyrannosaurus rex with a penis that's adaptable to my arms so I can jack off while you're all fighting.

[rirv]

Pterodactyl with Molotov Cocktails

You're fukkin flying and sploding things. This is the smartest of the combos; congrats! You are brilliant in many fields, such as biology, art, and biological illustration. You are probably easy as stealing green tomatoes and have a heart of tempered steel, lube, and cotton candy. You love babies and lying.

[b-grrrlie]

I'm Pterodactyl with Molotov Cocktails as well! Hot damn!

[Fern]

A female triceratops on the rag with a miniture trebuchet or ballesta attached to the hump on her ass. The elongated skull will prvide me the best protection, and has a mighty tail and 3 sharp horns on her dome to stab my foes with....

[camo]

Diplodocus with a tickling stick.

[mickill]

Velociraptor with a Flame Thrower

The Raptor!!! Paragon of speed and maneuverability! Tipped with knives! The flame thrower!!! Doesn't wound to kill; wounds to maim and torture. The special effects will be fucking sweet! You are aggressive and loud, especially when drinking. You like to make bad life decisions when there's doing involved. You probably speak a little chinese, and are a complete slaya'.

In actuality, your "paragon of speed and maneuverability" (contrary to what you saw in Jurassic Park) was less than 3 feet tall and covered in feathers. GOOD LUCK RIDING THAT SHIT INTO BATTLE.

[Dorothy Wood]

Stegosaurus with a Laser

So...a stegosaurus would be a remarkably uncomfortable and clumsy steed. We admit that it is awesome, and has a spiky club for a tail which has its own brain. That is awesome. Lasers add a sci fi flair. You are probably a nerd. You know at least one programming language, and give talks on maths for fun. Never the less, you are a sexy individual who is a huggabone honey stain baby doll. You would match well with someone who is the awesomest.

[HEIRESS]

Triceratops with a crossbow

The triceratops is a good battle beast because of a pointy, bony windshield to protect the rider and stomping mania on the standard model. A crossbow lends the safety of distance and sweet vintage styling. You probably wear a lot of dresses, would be an excellent waiter at a pizza joint, and are oddly uncomfortable with milk.

:( :(

all because I like victorian literature?

[jabumbo]

i thought you were going to say the one that tells you what your friends think about you :confused:

[ET]

Riding a Dinosaur, holding a Smaller Dinosaur.

Holy fuck, why didn't I think of that?? There is no arguing with your particular flavor of logic. Even science has to tip its lab-hat. You probably can't hear for the screaming groupies around you. Can I have your number?